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By *red1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

I had a weird one last night. I was dressed as a sheriff or deputy wandering around outside in about a foot of snow drinking a cup of coffee while masturbating the whole time in conversation with a cat that was complaining about not being able to pee because of the snow. Then I follow the cat who has declared he will pee this time for sure, and we run into a polar bear and of course run from it. All the while I keep masturbating. Then up pops my ex girlfriend from 20+ years ago she asks me what I was up to and I reply with "how about a hand job" she grabs a hold and I wake up...any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much cheese before bed at a guess...

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By *red1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"Too much cheese before bed at a guess... "

Lmao actually I did eat cheese last night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup defo the cheese dude. xxx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Analysise this...

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/435394

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By *iforfun999Man
over a year ago

Haverfordwest

Channel 4 would be the best one to approach with this idea for a new tv series.

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By *red1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"Channel 4 would be the best one to approach with this idea for a new tv series. "

Do you think there would be any money in it for me?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod

over a year ago

East Sussex


"I had a weird one last night. I was dressed as a sheriff or deputy wandering around outside in about a foot of snow drinking a cup of coffee while masturbating the whole time in conversation with a cat that was complaining about not being able to pee because of the snow. Then I follow the cat who has declared he will pee this time for sure, and we run into a polar bear and of course run from it. All the while I keep masturbating. Then up pops my ex girlfriend from 20+ years ago she asks me what I was up to and I reply with "how about a hand job" she grabs a hold and I wake up...any ideas?"

The cat is your sexuality, the sheriff uniform reflects your feeling of being in charge...deputy your insecurities a out the strength of that position. The cat needing to pre but not being able to is you holding back on your sexuality and the polar bear is a massive problem you're avoiding. The situation with your ex is your desire to let go. The snow and the coffee inficate that you're blowing hot and cold about something and can't make your mind up.

OR you needed a pee really badly and it just infiltrated your dream

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"I had a weird one last night. I was dressed as a sheriff or deputy wandering around outside in about a foot of snow drinking a cup of coffee while masturbating the whole time in conversation with a cat that was complaining about not being able to pee because of the snow. Then I follow the cat who has declared he will pee this time for sure, and we run into a polar bear and of course run from it. All the while I keep masturbating. Then up pops my ex girlfriend from 20+ years ago she asks me what I was up to and I reply with "how about a hand job" she grabs a hold and I wake up...any ideas?

The cat is your sexuality, the sheriff uniform reflects your feeling of being in charge...deputy your insecurities a out the strength of that position. The cat needing to pre but not being able to is you holding back on your sexuality and the polar bear is a massive problem you're avoiding. The situation with your ex is your desire to let go. The snow and the coffee inficate that you're blowing hot and cold about something and can't make your mind up.

OR you needed a pee really badly and it just infiltrated your dream "

Thank you Professor Nice.

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By *red1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny

The cat is my sexuality... ok that's more confusing than the dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreams are always confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My diagnosis is quite simple, you're fucked in the head I'm afraid.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"The cat is my sexuality... ok that's more confusing than the dream "

Only symbolic of your sexuality .

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By *red1972 OP   Man
over a year ago

Kilkenny


"My diagnosis is quite simple, you're fucked in the head I'm afraid. "

Not really the fucking I was hoping to find here

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