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 yep got a few feeders in the garden and I'll put out some fat balls regularly in the Winter. It's nice sometimes to just sit back and watch them - quite chilling and relaxing  | |||
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"With three psycho killer cats in our household we daren't put out birdfeed...it'd be a massacre!!
Mr G"I try to discourage the local wildlife too. Our 2 year old cat has just recently discovered he can catch birds and is treating it like pokemon, gotta catch em all lol | |||
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"With three psycho killer cats in our household we daren't put out birdfeed...it'd be a massacre!!
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I try to discourage the local wildlife too. Our 2 year old cat has just recently discovered he can catch birds and is treating it like pokemon, gotta catch em all lol"Whilst on holiday recently Ms G's son (who was popping in every other day to feed the cats) sent us a picture of our kitchen that can only be described as in a complete mess....on closer inspection we spotted a magpie sitting on top of the kitchen units that apparently was unharmed and flew off when able but had left its "mark" all over the place whilst obviously being pursued by the cats!! Mr G | |||
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"All I can say is I'm glad your pussy cats aren't anywhere near my garden! " | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them" I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it." This!!
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it." mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders  | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? "I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ? | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?"Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you "hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders "The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours  | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady "You fell down at the brown sauce!  | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady
You fell down at the brown sauce! "she was not having my red . Thats for special occasions | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady
You fell down at the brown sauce! she was not having my red . Thats for special occasions "When I treat her too chips with the egg | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady
You fell down at the brown sauce! she was not having my red . Thats for special occasions When I treat her too chips with the egg ". Anything else or just egg,chips and red sauce. What does she get for pudding? | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady
You fell down at the brown sauce! she was not having my red . Thats for special occasions When I treat her too chips with the egg
. Anything else or just egg,chips and red sauce. What does she get for pudding?"depends if she eats all her egg n chips . I hate waste . If she does I always find one of my custard creams goes down well | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady
You fell down at the brown sauce! she was not having my red . Thats for special occasions When I treat her too chips with the egg
. Anything else or just egg,chips and red sauce. What does she get for pudding? depends if she eats all her egg n chips . I hate waste . If she does I always find one of my custard creams goes down well "Fuck I hate custard creams  ,we're just not a match are we . It's like on Okcupid when you get a 10% match 90% enemy with someone | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours "Technically, it's their garden and they would be allowed to put poison down if they wanted to. It's your cat. | |||
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"...I lIke to feed the birds in the garden; Goldfinches, Greenfinches, Robins, Blue Tits and Great Tits.... Anyone else enjoy feeding and watching their birds? I once made a lady a egg sandwich . Does that count as feeding a bird ?
Egg sandwich?! You treat your birds to the high life don't you hey I even let her use my brown sauce . I know how too woo a lady
You fell down at the brown sauce! she was not having my red . Thats for special occasions When I treat her too chips with the egg
. Anything else or just egg,chips and red sauce. What does she get for pudding? depends if she eats all her egg n chips . I hate waste . If she does I always find one of my custard creams goes down well
Fuck I hate custard creams ,we're just not a match are we . It's like on Okcupid when you get a 10% match 90% enemy with someone "Ah well . Win some lose some . More custard creams for me . Bonus | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours
Technically, it's their garden and they would be allowed to put poison down if they wanted to. It's your cat. "my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours
Technically, it's their garden and they would be allowed to put poison down if they wanted to. It's your cat. "I wish they would I'd just keep our cat in and hope their dog ate it it would save me listening to it barking away for hours whilst their dumb owners were out. Ooh may the Lord strike me down...I don't mean it pooch,maybe your owners can eat it  | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours
Technically, it's their garden and they would be allowed to put poison down if they wanted to. It's your cat. my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it "Oh my god that's a really good idea | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours
Technically, it's their garden and they would be allowed to put poison down if they wanted to. It's your cat. my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea "thankyou . | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou . "Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours ""A responsibility to wildlife and other animals" Again I say put a bell on your cat. If it takes it off I suggest tighten it a bit | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou .
Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway "yep . 2 nights in my garden and he was livid and got rid of the dog . ToshsTopTips.com | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou .
Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway yep . 2 nights in my garden and he was livid and got rid of the dog . ToshsTopTips.com "I thought you were joking. Hals top tip is don't ever touch another persons dog like that because you might live next door to someone like me. Whatever my dog left of you I'd eat | |||
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"Not so much birds as bees. Guess what, I think I saved the life of a large honeybee the other day. It was just sitting there in the middle of the path. I'd read that when this happens, they are dying of hunger, and to offer them a mixture of sugar and water. I offered the teaspoon of it up to the bee, and it's minute tongue or sucker came out and drank it. Omg, after 10 minutes it had got its required energy and flew!! "Yes!!! I love re-fuelling bumble bees! | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou .
Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway yep . 2 nights in my garden and he was livid and got rid of the dog . ToshsTopTips.com
I thought you were joking. Hals top tip is don't ever touch another persons dog like that because you might live next door to someone like me. Whatever my dog left of you I'd eat"Not to mention the fact that it would be theft lol | |||
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"Not so much birds as bees. Guess what, I think I saved the life of a large honeybee the other day. It was just sitting there in the middle of the path. I'd read that when this happens, they are dying of hunger, and to offer them a mixture of sugar and water. I offered the teaspoon of it up to the bee, and it's minute tongue or sucker came out and drank it. Omg, after 10 minutes it had got its required energy and flew!!
Yes!!! I love re-fuelling bumble bees! "Frisky, I couldn't believe it! I'd heard about it, but I actually did it! Lol x | |||
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"Not so much birds as bees. Guess what, I think I saved the life of a large honeybee the other day. It was just sitting there in the middle of the path. I'd read that when this happens, they are dying of hunger, and to offer them a mixture of sugar and water. I offered the teaspoon of it up to the bee, and it's minute tongue or sucker came out and drank it. Omg, after 10 minutes it had got its required energy and flew!!
Yes!!! I love re-fuelling bumble bees! Frisky, I couldn't believe it! I'd heard about it, but I actually did it! Lol x"My ex showed me - I had no idea most of my life! The big furry ones are my favourite | |||
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"Not so much birds as bees. Guess what, I think I saved the life of a large honeybee the other day. It was just sitting there in the middle of the path. I'd read that when this happens, they are dying of hunger, and to offer them a mixture of sugar and water. I offered the teaspoon of it up to the bee, and it's minute tongue or sucker came out and drank it. Omg, after 10 minutes it had got its required energy and flew!!
Yes!!! I love re-fuelling bumble bees! Frisky, I couldn't believe it! I'd heard about it, but I actually did it! Lol x
My ex showed me - I had no idea most of my life! The big furry ones are my favourite "I think they are all SO important. So glad I did it. X | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou .
Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway yep . 2 nights in my garden and he was livid and got rid of the dog . ToshsTopTips.com
I thought you were joking. Hals top tip is don't ever touch another persons dog like that because you might live next door to someone like me. Whatever my dog left of you I'd eat"I was | |||
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"Put fucking bells on your cats and feed them I put a 'fucking' bell on our cat,the little tinker didn't like it and managed to get it off. The wanky neighbour took great delight in giving it me back after calling her a murderer. Oh and I do feed her,unfortunately it's just what cat's do,nothing you can do about it. mine are the same.. although one hides in the bird house in my neighbours garden.. although rat's and mice are my cats preference... oh and spiders
The same neighbour knocked on once to say they had put poison down in their garden to keep the rat's out from the allotments,yeah right. Number one I've never had rat's in my garden and I live next door to you and two you still have a responsibility to wildlife and other animal's coming into your garden and your own annoying barking dog so fuck off! Poison my daughters cat and that's you in the shit. Hate my neighbours
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Again I say put a bell on your cat. If it takes it off I suggest tighten it a bit"Yeah yeah what evers,I'm not rising to it. My cat says she loves you too  | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou .
Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway yep . 2 nights in my garden and he was livid and got rid of the dog . ToshsTopTips.com "That's brilliant,some dog owners are so cruel. They say they care and love their dogs,but are quite happy to leave it in by itself crying for hours on end | |||
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" my neighbours dog barks every night and wakes me up . So last night I nicked it and put it in my garden .. see how he fucking likes it
Oh my god that's a really good idea thankyou .
Seriously though if I'd have thought about that 4 years ago I wouldn't have needed to contact environmental service's,I think the pair of mare's would rather spit at me than have a conversation. Who need's neighbours anyway yep . 2 nights in my garden and he was livid and got rid of the dog . ToshsTopTips.com
I thought you were joking. Hals top tip is don't ever touch another persons dog like that because you might live next door to someone like me. Whatever my dog left of you I'd eat I was "Oh Tosh you were my hero for a while then | |||
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