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Thursday is rant day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who's first?

No prizes......

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I didn't have a rant this week, until I saw "No prizes", I mean, how cheap!

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants feeling bloody great

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y11hwjMNs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again"

Is that a euphemism?

BTW, I think your inbox is broken.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again

Is that a euphemism?

BTW, I think your inbox is broken. "

How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i have a minor rant...i think its unreasonable to get home after 11 and have my first call at 7am tommorow!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again

Is that a euphemism?

BTW, I think your inbox is broken.

How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right "

Actually, no.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again

Is that a euphemism?

BTW, I think your inbox is broken.

How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right

Actually, no. "

You cut me deep Markoh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again

Is that a euphemism?

BTW, I think your inbox is broken.

How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right

Actually, no.

You cut me deep Markoh "

Twas not my intention.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didn't have a rant this week, until I saw "No prizes", I mean, how cheap!

Mr ddc"

It's not a circus you know.

Although the sites not without a clown or two....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No rants feeling bloody great "

Thumbs.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again

Is that a euphemism?

BTW, I think your inbox is broken.

How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right

Actually, no.

You cut me deep Markoh

Twas not my intention. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y11hwjMNs"

Whassat?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"i have a minor rant...i think its unreasonable to get home after 11 and have my first call at 7am tommorow!"

I'll give you that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much to do, too lazy to do any of it.

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By *onnaluvdollTV/TS
over a year ago

cork

"straight" guys that "look for women" looking for sex, and then giving bullshit answers such as, oh I'm verified, I can't put bi on my profile as it drives women away,I am straight and sex with a tv is the same as sex with a woman. What a bunch of wankers

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"So much to do, too lazy to do any of it."

Fab: the cause of AND solution to all your problems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So much to do, too lazy to do any of it."

I used to be apathetic. Now I just cba.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over. "

Would a'nug 'elp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Small rant

I also have a couples profile from a woman's perspective why don't couples put up more pics of the male half...............

I know I'm bi but it would be good to see him too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp? "

It's not a hug I need.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

"

I am give you a pastry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not ranting but got to go into work and im still not feeling too well - bed is such a better option

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed

I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!

Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps

I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1

I have contact admin on you behalf

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

I am give you a pastry "

Is what now WHERE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed

I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!

Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps

I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy "

incy wincie spider

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Today I have become less attractive to more people..

Happy birthday to me...

Come on people, remember today is help the aged day

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

People's statuses on my updates....really, fucking please, stick ya statuses up ya arses, you whining shit bags.

Thinking of leaving, sad face embellishments, you've been here 5 minutes...just...just fuck off, i care not, no one will notice.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out ,

so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Small rant

I also have a couples profile from a woman's perspective why don't couples put up more pics of the male half...............

I know I'm bi but it would be good to see him too xx

"

A frequent observation.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed

I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!

Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps

I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy

incy wincie spider "

I may not have been as bothered by incy wincy - this is more like ARAGOG! (and is now teasing me from the corner of the bedroom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing I have to rant about today. Sodding Google doodles.

Today they go on about it being Ladislao Biro's 117th birthday. It isn't - he's dead and has been for over 30 years.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Today I have become less attractive to more people..

Happy birthday to me...

Come on people, remember today is help the aged day "

Happy birthday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants from me it's a happy day

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

"

I have other skills.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed

I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!

Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps

I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy "

Glass. Piece of card. Fixed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1

I have contact admin on you behalf

MrsSB "

Let me know what they say.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Today I have become less attractive to more people..

Happy birthday to me...

Come on people, remember today is help the aged day "

Is there cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People's statuses on my updates....really, fucking please, stick ya statuses up ya arses, you whining shit bags.

Thinking of leaving, sad face embellishments, you've been here 5 minutes...just...just fuck off, i care not, no one will notice. "

Did you say something?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out ,

so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . "

Umbrella. Small investment, fixed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only thing I have to rant about today. Sodding Google doodles.

Today they go on about it being Ladislao Biro's 117th birthday. It isn't - he's dead and has been for over 30 years."

I've always wondered what they used to sign his death certificate......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No rants from me it's a happy day

Kinky "

There's always time.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA !"

 

 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA !

 

 

"

All codes takon and notted thanks.

must dash got work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants from me ... I'm in a very Happy Mood xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whose nicked the blimin sunshine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

I have other skills. "

Morris Dancing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry "

You should have said, I'd have looked after you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whose nicked the blimin sunshine! "

Wasn't me. \__/

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zip broke on trousers at work!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

I have other skills.

Morris Dancing? "

Argentinian Tango acherlee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"zip broke on trousers at work!!!"

It pays to advertise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is, I've nothing to rant about...

Annoying.

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out ,

so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet .

Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. "

I'm not Mary Popins fella

plus its near impossible to climb ladders while holding a brolly up .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

I have other skills.

Morris Dancing?

Argentinian Tango acherlee. "

Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1

I have contact admin on you behalf

MrsSB

Let me know what they say. "

You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life

Shit is getting serious

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Yeah I've got a rant.

Why are all the hot people I want in my knickers so far away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is, I've nothing to rant about...

Annoying. "

You're right, it is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was happy now I'm not.

Rant over.

Would a'nug 'elp?

It's not a hug I need.

I have other skills.

Morris Dancing?

Argentinian Tango acherlee.

Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms."

Bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1

I have contact admin on you behalf

MrsSB

Let me know what they say.

You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life

Shit is getting serious "

I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I've got a rant.

Why are all the hot people I want in my knickers so far away. "

I'd look silly in your knickers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? "

Silver linings.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say Adeeeeddus!

It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.

Hence Adidas!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury


"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ??

Silver linings..... "

Every silver lining has a cloud?

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Right. That's it: TouchPal.

Does anyone know how many times I have to change it back to 'Mrs' before this fecking thing stops changing it to Mr's as soon as my back is turned? There was a time when I had to be careful who I lent my phone to because I had spent too long on here, but this phone is a ducking arsenal

(it also seems to have no concept of plurals, no simply liberally sprinkles apostrophes everywhere)

(and breathe....)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry

You should have said, I'd have looked after you. "

It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"People who say Adeeeeddus!

It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.

Hence Adidas! "

Did Adolph invent green stripes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right. That's it: TouchPal.

Does anyone know how many times I have to change it back to 'Mrs' before this fecking thing stops changing it to Mr's as soon as my back is turned? There was a time when I had to be careful who I lent my phone to because I had spent too long on here, but this phone is a ducking arsenal

(it also seems to have no concept of plurals, no simply liberally sprinkles apostrophes everywhere)

(and breathe....)

Mr ddc"

Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry

You should have said, I'd have looked after you.

It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me. "

I'm made from tuffstuff you know. More than capable of looking after you Twizzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ??

Silver linings..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ??

Silver linings.....

Every silver lining has a cloud? Is it not every cloud has a silver lining lol ??

"

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"

Mr ddc

Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? "

Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended.

This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! )

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Ah shucks I'm happy now.

Just been offered the perfect job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say Adeeeeddus!

It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.

Hence Adidas! "

What like Nike-ee stupid spelling/pronunciations.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1

I have contact admin on you behalf

MrsSB

Let me know what they say.

You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life

Shit is getting serious

I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it goes with the territory.....and 16 months (prior to this week) I've only had one no show.....

Last four days - two - grrrrr

I'm like everyone else on here - business, friends, family (now GILF ) gym, art, travel, theatre, life and FAB ....

"I over slept" & "you didn't make a time" type stuff - understand life happens and I did make a time !!!

Just is that gentlemanly behaviour?

Just a tad disappointing when I've etched out time - mind you had great breakfasts and super coffee and caught up with mates on the phone and people at the venue .... So a positive out of a non optimum situation.....,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rant - just a bit of whingeing

I'm so incredibly bored and fed up with everything today

I want to run awaaaaay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say Adeeeeddus!

It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler.

Hence Adidas!

Did Adolph invent green stripes? "

Green stripes? No idea but his brother did create the brand Puma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I could rant but I won't. Think happy thoughts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shoulder and neck are sore/aching

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Mr ddc

Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers?

Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended.

This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! )"

Throw away the new phone, go back to the old phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah shucks I'm happy now.

Just been offered the perfect job "

Start a Thursday is happy day thread.

This thread is for grumpy buggers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know it goes with the territory.....and 16 months (prior to this week) I've only had one no show.....

Last four days - two - grrrrr

I'm like everyone else on here - business, friends, family (now GILF ) gym, art, travel, theatre, life and FAB ....

"I over slept" & "you didn't make a time" type stuff - understand life happens and I did make a time !!!

Just is that gentlemanly behaviour?

Just a tad disappointing when I've etched out time - mind you had great breakfasts and super coffee and caught up with mates on the phone and people at the venue .... So a positive out of a non optimum situation....., "

You need to be meeting a different kind of chap.

Around 6 feet. Baldy head. Speccy eyes. You know....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow

"

#first world problems.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No rant - just a bit of whingeing

I'm so incredibly bored and fed up with everything today

I want to run awaaaaay!

"

Don't run, skip. It's much more fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow

#first world problems. "

Well i thought it was a huge rant for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

My rant is, why can you only rant on a Thursday?

That's unfair to all the other days...favouritism!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"shoulder and neck are sore/aching "

Stop scrunching up your shoulders watching porn and wanking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy "

Hope it's just a little prick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted "

I apologise for what I'm about to say.....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow

#first world problems.

Well i thought it was a huge rant for me "

For you it was. I think it's a first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed up ! Can't find a leftie who is ready to wank my willy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow

#first world problems.

Well i thought it was a huge rant for me

For you it was. I think it's a first. "

Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted

I apologise for what I'm about to say.....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

"

To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is, why can you only rant on a Thursday?

That's unfair to all the other days...favouritism!

"

Break the rules, live dangerously.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted "

I'm like the tortoise and the hare - I'm not fast, but I just keep going and never stop!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy

Hope it's just a little prick. "

She stabbed me mercilessly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lancashire weather is balls compared with Cyprus weather, I can feel my lovely golden tan running screaming from me already. And what is this cold, wet hurty stuff thundering onto my head like a zillion angry knitting needles? This time yesterday ........

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed

I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!

Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps

I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy

Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. "

Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow

#first world problems.

Well i thought it was a huge rant for me

For you it was. I think it's a first.

Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then "

Oooooooh good question......

I s'pose there's no chance of a shag?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted

I apologise for what I'm about to say.....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow"

Ask him if he'll give you a head start.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy

Hope it's just a little prick.

She stabbed me mercilessly! "

The bastard.......

I'm guessing he used a syringe? Silver linings, he could have used a hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted

I'm like the tortoise and the hare - I'm not fast, but I just keep going and never stop! "

Are we talking about swimming still here?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't got the energy to rant, can someone do it on my behalf? Pretty please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lancashire weather is balls compared with Cyprus weather, I can feel my lovely golden tan running screaming from me already. And what is this cold, wet hurty stuff thundering onto my head like a zillion angry knitting needles? This time yesterday ........"

Welcome home. Dear old blighty, where you experience the extremes and delights of all four seasons.

In a morning........

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed

I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!!

Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps

I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy

Glass. Piece of card. Fixed.

Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers "

Apparently conkers placed in the corner of your room keeps them out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I haven't got the energy to rant, can someone do it on my behalf? Pretty please.

"

You feckin lazy, CBA, sloth like, idle, wastrel. Write your own rant yah indolent twat.

How was that?

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