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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again" Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right ![]() | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You cut me deep Markoh ![]() | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Twas not my intention. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I didn't have a rant this week, until I saw "No prizes", I mean, how cheap! ![]() ![]() It's not a circus you know. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y11hwjMNs" Whassat????? ![]() | |||
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"i have a minor rant...i think its unreasonable to get home after 11 and have my first call at 7am tommorow!" I'll give you that one. ![]() | |||
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"So much to do, too lazy to do any of it." Fab: the cause of AND solution to all your problems ![]() | |||
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"So much to do, too lazy to do any of it." I used to be apathetic. Now I just cba..... | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() Would a'nug 'elp? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() It's not a hug I need. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I am give you a pastry ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Is what now WHERE? | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() incy wincie spider ![]() | |||
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"Small rant I also have a couples profile from a woman's perspective why don't couples put up more pics of the male half............... I know I'm bi but it would be good to see him too xx " A frequent observation. ![]() | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I may not have been as bothered by incy wincy - this is more like ARAGOG! (and is now teasing me from the corner of the bedroom) ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Today I have become less attractive to more people.. Happy birthday to me... Come on people, remember today is help the aged day ![]() Happy birthday! ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have other skills. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. ![]() | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 ![]() ![]() ![]() Let me know what they say. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Today I have become less attractive to more people.. Happy birthday to me... Come on people, remember today is help the aged day ![]() Is there cake? ![]() | |||
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"People's statuses on my updates....really, fucking please, stick ya statuses up ya arses, you whining shit bags. Thinking of leaving, sad face embellishments, you've been here 5 minutes...just...just fuck off, i care not, no one will notice. " Did you say something? ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out , so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . " Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. | |||
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"Only thing I have to rant about today. Sodding Google doodles. Today they go on about it being Ladislao Biro's 117th birthday. It isn't - he's dead and has been for over 30 years." I've always wondered what they used to sign his death certificate...... ![]() | |||
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"No rants from me it's a happy day Kinky ![]() There's always time..... ![]() | |||
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"Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods. AAAAAAAAAAAAA !" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods. AAAAAAAAAAAAA ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() All codes takon and notted thanks. ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Morris Dancing? | |||
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry ![]() You should have said, I'd have looked after you. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Argentinian Tango acherlee. ![]() | |||
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"zip broke on trousers at work!!!" It pays to advertise. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out , so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. " I'm not Mary Popins fella ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms. | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life ![]() ![]() | |||
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"My rant is, I've nothing to rant about... Annoying. ![]() You're right, it is. ![]() | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Bugger. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Yeah I've got a rant. Why are all the hot people I want in my knickers so far away. ![]() ![]() I'd look silly in your knickers. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? " Silver linings..... ![]() | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? Silver linings..... ![]() Every silver lining has a cloud? | |||
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry ![]() ![]() ![]() It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me. ![]() | |||
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"People who say Adeeeeddus! It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler. Hence Adidas! ![]() Did Adolph invent green stripes? ![]() | |||
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"Right. That's it: TouchPal. Does anyone know how many times I have to change it back to 'Mrs' before this fecking thing stops changing it to Mr's as soon as my back is turned? There was a time when I had to be careful who I lent my phone to because I had spent too long on here, but this phone is a ducking arsenal ![]() ![]() Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm made from tuffstuff you know. More than capable of looking after you Twizzle. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? Silver linings..... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? Silver linings..... ![]() | |||
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" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended. This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! ) | |||
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"People who say Adeeeeddus! It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler. Hence Adidas! ![]() What like Nike-ee ![]() | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"People who say Adeeeeddus! It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler. Hence Adidas! ![]() ![]() Green stripes? No idea but his brother did create the brand Puma ![]() | |||
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"Ah shucks I'm happy now. Just been offered the perfect job ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Start a Thursday is happy day thread. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I know it goes with the territory.....and 16 months (prior to this week) I've only had one no show..... Last four days - two - grrrrr I'm like everyone else on here - business, friends, family (now GILF ![]() ![]() You need to be meeting a different kind of chap. Around 6 feet. Baldy head. Speccy eyes. You know.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow ![]() #first world problems. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"No rant - just a bit of whingeing ![]() ![]() Don't run, skip. It's much more fun. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() Well i thought it was a huge rant for me ![]() | |||
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"shoulder and neck are sore/aching " Stop scrunching up your shoulders watching porn and wanking. ![]() | |||
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy ![]() Hope it's just a little prick. ![]() | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted ![]() I apologise for what I'm about to say..... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ![]() | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() For you it was. I think it's a first. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then ![]() | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted ![]() ![]() To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow | |||
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"My rant is, why can you only rant on a Thursday? That's unfair to all the other days...favouritism! ![]() Break the rules, live dangerously. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted ![]() I'm like the tortoise and the hare - I'm not fast, but I just keep going and never stop! ![]() | |||
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy ![]() ![]() She stabbed me mercilessly! ![]() | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers ![]() | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oooooooh good question...... I s'pose there's no chance of a shag? ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted ![]() ![]() Ask him if he'll give you a head start. ![]() | |||
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy ![]() ![]() ![]() The bastard....... I'm guessing he used a syringe? Silver linings, he could have used a hedgehog. ![]() | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted ![]() ![]() Are we talking about swimming still here?... ![]() | |||
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"Lancashire weather is balls compared with Cyprus weather, I can feel my lovely golden tan running screaming from me already. And what is this cold, wet hurty stuff thundering onto my head like a zillion angry knitting needles? This time yesterday ........" Welcome home. Dear old blighty, where you experience the extremes and delights of all four seasons. In a morning........ ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Apparently conkers placed in the corner of your room keeps them out. ![]() | |||
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"I haven't got the energy to rant, can someone do it on my behalf? Pretty please. ![]() You feckin lazy, CBA, sloth like, idle, wastrel. Write your own rant yah indolent twat. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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