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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again" Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. " How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right Actually, no. " You cut me deep Markoh | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right Actually, no. You cut me deep Markoh " Twas not my intention. | |||
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"I didn't have a rant this week, until I saw "No prizes", I mean, how cheap! Mr ddc" It's not a circus you know. Although the sites not without a clown or two.... | |||
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"It's midnight and my carriage is a pumpkin again Is that a euphemism? BTW, I think your inbox is broken. How so? You mean my diary hasn't opened right Actually, no. You cut me deep Markoh Twas not my intention. " | |||
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"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5Y11hwjMNs" Whassat????? | |||
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"i have a minor rant...i think its unreasonable to get home after 11 and have my first call at 7am tommorow!" I'll give you that one. | |||
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"So much to do, too lazy to do any of it." Fab: the cause of AND solution to all your problems | |||
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"So much to do, too lazy to do any of it." I used to be apathetic. Now I just cba..... | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. " Would a'nug 'elp? | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? " It's not a hug I need. | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. " I am give you a pastry | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. I am give you a pastry " Is what now WHERE? | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!! Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy " incy wincie spider | |||
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"Small rant I also have a couples profile from a woman's perspective why don't couples put up more pics of the male half............... I know I'm bi but it would be good to see him too xx " A frequent observation. | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!! Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy incy wincie spider " I may not have been as bothered by incy wincy - this is more like ARAGOG! (and is now teasing me from the corner of the bedroom) | |||
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"Today I have become less attractive to more people.. Happy birthday to me... Come on people, remember today is help the aged day " Happy birthday! | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. " I have other skills. | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!! Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy " Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 I have contact admin on you behalf MrsSB " Let me know what they say. | |||
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"Today I have become less attractive to more people.. Happy birthday to me... Come on people, remember today is help the aged day " Is there cake? | |||
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"People's statuses on my updates....really, fucking please, stick ya statuses up ya arses, you whining shit bags. Thinking of leaving, sad face embellishments, you've been here 5 minutes...just...just fuck off, i care not, no one will notice. " Did you say something? | |||
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"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out , so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . " Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. | |||
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"Only thing I have to rant about today. Sodding Google doodles. Today they go on about it being Ladislao Biro's 117th birthday. It isn't - he's dead and has been for over 30 years." I've always wondered what they used to sign his death certificate...... | |||
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"No rants from me it's a happy day Kinky " There's always time..... | |||
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"Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods. AAAAAAAAAAAAA !" | |||
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"Im ranting about larst weeks rant list wen I ranted about not noing the codes to all the face's. Then after all face's had been put up by the time I finished work and went to tak a note of the coads the rant list wos fall so I coodount see the cods. AAAAAAAAAAAAA ! " All codes takon and notted thanks. must dash got work. | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. I have other skills. " Morris Dancing? | |||
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry " You should have said, I'd have looked after you. | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. I have other skills. Morris Dancing? " Argentinian Tango acherlee. | |||
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"zip broke on trousers at work!!!" It pays to advertise. | |||
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"I'm going to rant I want this rain to sod off .I'm getting wet hiding in a door way having a coffee before finishing up and heading of home to dry out , so rain sod off for a bit so I can finish what I'm doing with out getting to wet . Umbrella. Small investment, fixed. " I'm not Mary Popins fella plus its near impossible to climb ladders while holding a brolly up . | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. I have other skills. Morris Dancing? Argentinian Tango acherlee. " Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms. | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 I have contact admin on you behalf MrsSB Let me know what they say. " You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life Shit is getting serious | |||
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"My rant is, I've nothing to rant about... Annoying. " You're right, it is. | |||
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"I was happy now I'm not. Rant over. Would a'nug 'elp? It's not a hug I need. I have other skills. Morris Dancing? Argentinian Tango acherlee. Pfft. .If you'd said lavolta I'd have fallen into your arms." Bugger. | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 I have contact admin on you behalf MrsSB Let me know what they say. You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life Shit is getting serious " I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies. | |||
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"Yeah I've got a rant. Why are all the hot people I want in my knickers so far away. " I'd look silly in your knickers. | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? " Silver linings..... | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? Silver linings..... " Every silver lining has a cloud? | |||
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry You should have said, I'd have looked after you. " It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me. | |||
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"People who say Adeeeeddus! It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler. Hence Adidas! " Did Adolph invent green stripes? | |||
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"Right. That's it: TouchPal. Does anyone know how many times I have to change it back to 'Mrs' before this fecking thing stops changing it to Mr's as soon as my back is turned? There was a time when I had to be careful who I lent my phone to because I had spent too long on here, but this phone is a ducking arsenal (it also seems to have no concept of plurals, no simply liberally sprinkles apostrophes everywhere) (and breathe....) Mr ddc" Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? | |||
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"I've been sick all week and now I have to go to the hospital. Marc can't go with me because of work. I just want to curl up and cry You should have said, I'd have looked after you. It's better that you don't. I'm in such a bad mood I don't think I'm fit for human company. Even my dogs are giving me looks like they don't trust me. " I'm made from tuffstuff you know. More than capable of looking after you Twizzle. | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? Silver linings..... " | |||
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"I'm at bloody work again work should be illegal but at least the sun is shining ?? Silver linings..... Every silver lining has a cloud? Is it not every cloud has a silver lining lol ?? " | |||
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" Mr ddc Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? " Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended. This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! ) | |||
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"People who say Adeeeeddus! It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler. Hence Adidas! " What like Nike-ee stupid spelling/pronunciations. | |||
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"I'm ranting about you op. Your name is bothering me and should be changed to something more appropriate like Markoh P1P1 I have contact admin on you behalf MrsSB Let me know what they say. You must change it immediately or you will be banned from the forum for life Shit is getting serious I'm always in the shit, it's only the depth that varies. " | |||
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"People who say Adeeeeddus! It's fucking Adi-DAS! It's a German brand. Created by Adolf (Adi is his nickname) Dassler. Hence Adidas! Did Adolph invent green stripes? " Green stripes? No idea but his brother did create the brand Puma | |||
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" Mr ddc Are you sure it's the phone at fault or just your pudgy man fingers? Nooo! My old phone learnt to ignore my fat fingers. I only had to press the letter T and I could write whole PM replies simply by selecting the next word it recommended. This pne is a counting bastardy (Ooh, that was close! )" Throw away the new phone, go back to the old phone. | |||
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"Ah shucks I'm happy now. Just been offered the perfect job " Start a Thursday is happy day thread. This thread is for grumpy buggers. | |||
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"I know it goes with the territory.....and 16 months (prior to this week) I've only had one no show..... Last four days - two - grrrrr I'm like everyone else on here - business, friends, family (now GILF ) gym, art, travel, theatre, life and FAB .... "I over slept" & "you didn't make a time" type stuff - understand life happens and I did make a time !!! Just is that gentlemanly behaviour? Just a tad disappointing when I've etched out time - mind you had great breakfasts and super coffee and caught up with mates on the phone and people at the venue .... So a positive out of a non optimum situation....., " You need to be meeting a different kind of chap. Around 6 feet. Baldy head. Speccy eyes. You know.... | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow " #first world problems. | |||
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"No rant - just a bit of whingeing I'm so incredibly bored and fed up with everything today I want to run awaaaaay! " Don't run, skip. It's much more fun. | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow #first world problems. " Well i thought it was a huge rant for me | |||
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"shoulder and neck are sore/aching " Stop scrunching up your shoulders watching porn and wanking. | |||
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy " Hope it's just a little prick. | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted " I apologise for what I'm about to say..... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow #first world problems. Well i thought it was a huge rant for me " For you it was. I think it's a first. | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow #first world problems. Well i thought it was a huge rant for me For you it was. I think it's a first. " Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted I apologise for what I'm about to say..... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha " To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow | |||
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"My rant is, why can you only rant on a Thursday? That's unfair to all the other days...favouritism! " Break the rules, live dangerously. | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted " I'm like the tortoise and the hare - I'm not fast, but I just keep going and never stop! | |||
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy Hope it's just a little prick. " She stabbed me mercilessly! | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!! Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. " Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers | |||
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"Omg i have something to rant about i have done tie tuesday ...its thursday though .... didnt hear the postie this morning so missed a delivery ...will now have to collect it tomorrow #first world problems. Well i thought it was a huge rant for me For you it was. I think it's a first. Would have to agree a first for everything ...whats next then " Oooooooh good question...... I s'pose there's no chance of a shag? | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted I apologise for what I'm about to say..... Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha To be fair he is an excellent swimmer,been swimming since he was a kid,i'll have him tomorrow" Ask him if he'll give you a head start. | |||
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"Bored stiff waiting for phlebotomy Hope it's just a little prick. She stabbed me mercilessly! " The bastard....... I'm guessing he used a syringe? Silver linings, he could have used a hedgehog. | |||
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"Got beat swimming today off a 70 year old......gutted I'm like the tortoise and the hare - I'm not fast, but I just keep going and never stop! " Are we talking about swimming still here?... | |||
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"Lancashire weather is balls compared with Cyprus weather, I can feel my lovely golden tan running screaming from me already. And what is this cold, wet hurty stuff thundering onto my head like a zillion angry knitting needles? This time yesterday ........" Welcome home. Dear old blighty, where you experience the extremes and delights of all four seasons. In a morning........ | |||
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"I was most upset last night when I found a very large crawling over my shoulder in bed I sat up making rather a lot of noise, brushed it off only for it to crawl back over my other shoulder!!! I made a lot more noise and day trying to spot where I'd flicked it to on my duvet as the bloody thing has Chinese writing all over it so looks like it's covered in spiders!!! Son then came in howling with laughter at all my yelps I then had to try and calm down again to try and sleep not even knowing where unknown evil spider was. Not happy Glass. Piece of card. Fixed. Little difficult when you are petrified of the buggers " Apparently conkers placed in the corner of your room keeps them out. | |||
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"I haven't got the energy to rant, can someone do it on my behalf? Pretty please. " You feckin lazy, CBA, sloth like, idle, wastrel. Write your own rant yah indolent twat. How was that? | |||
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