FabSwingers.com forum: Status Shuffle X 2

By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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As you were

You know the rules.

Who wants in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on then one last one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on then one last one "

You've been paired dude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on then one last one

You've been paired dude

Haha bring it on then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want to play

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Come on then one last one

You've been paired dude

Yours is rubbish.

I'll write you a new one

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Come on then one last one

You've been paired dude

Yours is rubbish.

I'll write you a new one

Oh Jesus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you still in addictive guy? I cant message you

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 28/09/16 23:08:31]

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"We want to play"

Diamond joe for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been persuaded to turn my filters off for a bit...

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Come on then one last one

You've been paired dude

Yours is rubbish.

I'll write you a new one

Oh Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqsgbtpDLk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Go on then...."

Take the guy above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/09/16 23:13:27]

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over a year ago

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

God, I'll do you ALL

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"God, I'll do you ALL

Dirty boy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice tame one for boredhubby..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"God, I'll do you ALL

* and then write your statuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamond Joe disapproves haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and genuine are done

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Diamond Joe disapproves haha. "

Say what!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Diamond Joe disapproves haha. "

Unless you want:

"BB slut wants big cocks this week, no questions asked. PM for details."

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"God, I'll do you ALL

* and then write your statuses

Go on the DJ do them all- the statuses that is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive not recieved my status yet diamond joe

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm going...someone take the helm if you like

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Ive not recieved my status yet diamond joe"

Oh, soz.

How about...

"I'm voting Trump 2016"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I notice the couple I suggested 3 for haven't taken me up on it

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Pussies, the lot of ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines up

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Mines up"

LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going...someone take the helm if you like "

"Go on then give it to me up the arse you dirty slag"

Oh yeah sorry lol I'm supposed to be paired up first

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pussies, the lot of ya

Weak

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Weak "

Maybe you would like...

“It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard.”

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By *ischievous_mickMan
over a year ago

north west

Go on then I'll do a shuffle before bed ... be nice

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had ours yet...

Off to bed now, so will put it up in the morning if it's sat in our inbox

Night all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/09/16 23:39:31]

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Go on then I'll do a shuffle before bed ... be nice

lol "

“I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Do your worst dj

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Not had ours yet...

Off to bed now, so will put it up in the morning if it's sat in our inbox

Night all x"

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Do your worst dj

I said already:

"BB slut wants big cocks all week, no questions asked. PM for location."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Weak "

Come on then Miss Honey I want to hear your worst still yet to hear it maybe your the weak one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Do your worst dj

I said already:

"BB slut wants big cocks all week, no questions asked. PM for location."

Oops! Soz. Done

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm in Bring it on "

"I wish I had cancer so Justin Beiber would kiss me on the cheeks, hug me and call me his girlfriend."

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Do your worst dj

I said already:

"BB slut wants big cocks all week, no questions asked. PM for location."

Oops! Soz. Done

Oh god

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fizzy Pops is sent hope they like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got off light!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Do your worst dj

I said already:

"BB slut wants big cocks all week, no questions asked. PM for location."

Oops! Soz. Done

Oh god

No mails yet

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I got off light! "

Would you like me to do you?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Pussies, the lot of ya

Do your worst dj

I said already:

"BB slut wants big cocks all week, no questions asked. PM for location."

Oops! Soz. Done

Oh god

No mails yet

Thank fuck

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I got off light!

Would you like me to do you?

How about...

"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Leviticus 20:13"

Trips off the tongue.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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DJ you are good at this

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"DJ you are good at this

I'm in my element.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got off light!

Would you like me to do you?

How about...

"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Leviticus 20:13"

Trips off the tongue.

Fuck off, that's to big for my (status) box!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I got off light!

Would you like me to do you?

How about...

"If a man has sexual relations with a man as one does with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They are to be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads. Leviticus 20:13"

Trips off the tongue.

Fuck off, that's to big for my (status) box!

No it isn't :P

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"DJ you are good at this

I'm in my element.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it "

How about a line from The Exorcist?

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it "

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"DJ you are good at this

He's on form tonight!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

How about a line from The Exorcist?

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!"

I'm crying

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

How about a line from The Exorcist?

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!"

That's the best you can do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?"

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

How about a line from The Exorcist?

"YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL!!!"

That's the best you can do?

Take your pick from something awufl:

* I hope that's shingles

* Just done raping all the kids presents

* Goodbye. I won't miss any of you

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

I'm in xx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'm in xx"

How about...

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do... "

I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...

I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts

I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.

What are you frightened of?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...

I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts

I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.

What are you frightened of?

How about something prosaic?

One of my fav lines of all time comes from a 1st century Roman poet. It reads:

"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."

Perfect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...

I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts

I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.

What are you frightened of?

How about something prosaic?

One of my fav lines of all time comes from a 1st century Roman poet. It reads:

"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."

Perfect.

I guess prosaic is better than prolaptic so why not. I best get a fuck though....from a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take one before bed..

Be brutal, its the only way i like it

I put mine up there ^ if you could be bothered to read it. Apt or what

I see no status update...?

Er yeah Joe I had no one to send it to so didn't get one. Go back to sleep dude. You've had a busy day

Oh, still *a lot* of work left to do...

I knew you were joking anyway but I didn't want us both coming across as cunts

I have two verifications that already say I'm a cunt.

What are you frightened of?

How about something prosaic?

One of my fav lines of all time comes from a 1st century Roman poet. It reads:

"I fell into love like a cockroach into a basin."

Perfect.

I guess prosaic is better than prolaptic so why not. I best get a fuck though....from a woman

Yeah that's not how this game works...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Go on I'm feeling brave xx

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Bugger it, why not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back in if we're still playing

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm in. Bring it on.

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday was fun, bit late so most missed ours so back in again xx

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'm in. Bring it on.

MrsSB

You can take the fella above

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bugger it, why not "

Chakalaka for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's tango !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play agaij

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll play agaij"

Fella above

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger it, why not "

And in return for you Miss Honey

"Spread me, lick me, devour like your life depends on it"

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By *hunkyThighsMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

A status game Virgin.. What's the plan..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then I'm in for a laugh

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"God, I'll do you ALL

Dirty boy!"

My kind of dirty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A status game Virgin.. What's the plan.. "

You get paired with someone, swap status updates and then leave it up for an hour.

As long as it is legal anything goes

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"I'm in. Bring it on.

MrsSB

You can take the fella above

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I'm in, but how do I play?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's tango !

Your status is

Looking for someone to take a dump on my chest them help me smear it all over my body....any takers...im lying here waiting

A bit different to what I'm used to but thank you !!!,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the rules? I missed them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's tango !

Your status is

Looking for someone to take a dump on my chest them help me smear it all over my body....any takers...im lying here waiting

A bit different to what I'm used to but thank you !!!,

Why isnt it up yet?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Bugger it, why not

And in return for you Miss Honey

"Spread me, lick me, devour like your life depends on it""

Done and now off to work

Someone take over please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's tango !

Your status is

Looking for someone to take a dump on my chest them help me smear it all over my body....any takers...im lying here waiting

A bit different to what I'm used to but thank you !!!,

Why isnt it up yet?"

It's on,

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