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"Imperfectly normal, thank you. " Can you paint with your penis? They've got the Australian man who was on Eurotrash. It must get sore and can you imagine getting all the green paint out of the creases? | |||
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"Heck. The penis painter was on This Morning the other day. " Really? | |||
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"Heck. The penis painter was on This Morning the other day. Really? " Yes but we didn't see "it" Is that Sarah Millican narrating it? | |||
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"Imperfectly normal, thank you. Can you paint with your penis? They've got the Australian man who was on Eurotrash. It must get sore and can you imagine getting all the green paint out of the creases? " Possible my cock could paint something abstract.....I don't think I'll bother trying although I can imagine the smile on my face to the question 'what's your technique?' 'Stiff brush, madam' | |||
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"Imperfectly normal, thank you. Can you paint with your penis? They've got the Australian man who was on Eurotrash. It must get sore and can you imagine getting all the green paint out of the creases? Possible my cock could paint something abstract.....I don't think I'll bother trying although I can imagine the smile on my face to the question 'what's your technique?' 'Stiff brush, madam'" Having just seen what's involved (much more than was on Eurotrash) I think you might want to reconsider the stiffness of your brush. | |||
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"Heck. The penis painter was on This Morning the other day. Really? Yes but we didn't see "it" Is that Sarah Millican narrating it?" It sounds like her. | |||
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"This is... well my face is between and " This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4. | |||
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"Pricasso that man can paint " He really can but I could have done without him painting the frame with the credit card swipe. | |||
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"Heck. The penis painter was on This Morning the other day. Really? Yes but we didn't see "it" Is that Sarah Millican narrating it? It sounds like her. " it sounds like her but a younger version | |||
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"This is... well my face is between and This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4. I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show " What! I couldn't watch it alone. The presenter's picture isn't that bad but they are blurring his cock. | |||
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"nipple painting next week " I don't think mine would be up to the job but they're happy to model. | |||
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""It was almost as if pineapples were meant to be painted with a dick."" . Now it's a vampire... | |||
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"Funny programme... We said, while taking pics of his cock while wearing my knickers and sending them to some guy on kik. " I don't think you'd qualify for this programme. | |||
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"This is really making me cringe " Now we're doing a 'cute' giant capybara pet. | |||
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"Anyone remember... Sick Sad World https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzVnd3AHx1I ?" | |||
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"I bet they won't go as far as a "vajankle".....!" Now that I know what that is... they might. | |||
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"Vicki Pattinson in zentai! OMG! I'm in heaven " I really don't get it. | |||
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"Vicki Pattinson in zentai! OMG! I'm in heaven I really don't get it. " Totally be fair Vicki in a bin bag would do it for me too but skin tight lycra yummy! | |||
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"Vicki Pattinson in zentai! OMG! I'm in heaven I really don't get it. Totally be fair Vicki in a bin bag would do it for me too but skin tight lycra yummy!" I have no idea who she is. I'd prefer the writhing around other bodies naked but each to their own. | |||
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"Vicki Pattinson in zentai! OMG! I'm in heaven I really don't get it. Totally be fair Vicki in a bin bag would do it for me too but skin tight lycra yummy! I have no idea who she is. I'd prefer the writhing around other bodies naked but each to their own. " i understand the freedom it gives them but id panic - way too enclosed for me - felt claustrophic just watching them - | |||
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"This is... well my face is between and This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4. I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show " Our Lickety - and others - are responsible for so, so much | |||
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"This is... well my face is between and This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4. I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show Our Lickety - and others - are responsible for so, so much " Ahem! Who started the whole Naked Attraction thing, missy? | |||
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"This is... well my face is between and This is why I have to be on the forum to watch these strange offerings from Ch4. I blame you for my eventual mental scaring that will come about because of this show Our Lickety - and others - are responsible for so, so much Ahem! Who started the whole Naked Attraction thing, missy? " I did say 'and others', knowing I'm guilty as charged. Hope you're well xxxx | |||
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"I did miss this new series - sounds like it's worthwhile " It really isn't, but a little frivolous nonsense is just what I needed today. | |||
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"Euro Trash reincarnated. Love it." I was thinking that it's more like Sexcetera. | |||
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"A few years back I was at a local independant cinema, where a chap was proposing Dutch film festival, from a recent visit to Holland... He was describing an amazing film/documentary (amidst stifled giggles) of a group of dutchmen who had fetishes for wheelie-bins......who would go out late at night and rub themselves against said bins for sexual gratification" Now CheekyChops and I know who to blame for our stolen wheelie bins! | |||
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"I think we're behind " Is that why you've got your bum out? | |||
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"I think we're behind Is that why you've got your bum out? " I knew there was a reason | |||
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