FabSwingers.com forum: What's your inner animal?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The more I look at people the more I find myself thinking If you were an animal you would be.....

Serves me right for reading so many paranormal books with shifters and vampires I suppose.

So what would you be?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

An otter...or a sealion ...I have an affinity to water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Defo a bear

Ben x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cat.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Lizard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Forgot myself!

I'd be a cat but not a domestic or big cat, something in the middle like a Serval.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I am a quiet, peaceful person (most of the time..depends on the situation!) but last night I dreamt I started changing into a Werewolf. It was quite vivid, I recall looking at myself in a mirror and seeing myself developing snarling drooling fangs. I then screamed "Yes and I have the sex-drive of one!!!". Quite strange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wolverine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Puddy cat : stroke me and I'll purr - hurt me and I'll hiss and bite! But mainly I like to be snug and sleep.

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By *izz and jWoman
over a year ago

reading

A minx

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Human.

We're quite dangerous, it turns out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

an ocelot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A knife wielding, cracked addict gerbil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My family have always said I'm a pixie. So, my animal is the a pixie frog. Google it, they're hideous!

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friends say an orangutan for me

and a cat for Mrs Chakalaka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a vampire isn't a animal i would struggle as I like biting necks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Harris hawk I can hunt in a pack but I'm also good on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silverback ape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whale

No fat comments please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh it has to be a leopard.

Solitary and good at climbing trees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whale

No fat comments please

You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A knife wielding, cracked addict gerbil "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harpy eagle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gray wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lioness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whale

No fat comments please

You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then

Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a hamster,just happy with food,sex and a lot of sleep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whale

No fat comments please

You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then

Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth

Every days a school day here

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whale

No fat comments please

You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then

Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth

Na, they've just got the horn!

Oocha, Oocha, Oocha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A whale

No fat comments please

You could be a narwal. You're halfway to becoming a unicorn then

Female narwhal's don't have the extended tooth

Every days a school day here

Sorry I watch far to much documentary channel

I'll come back as a male narwhal

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dax's nickname from the army was wolfy. Its stuck with him since.

I would have to be a cat.....in all seriousness, who doesnt like stroking pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beast of bodmin

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not quite an animal, but a falcon.

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

A free bird..... but that's my inner lynyrd skynyrd coming through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey badger I was raised not to give a fuck and have no fears.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Goat

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Rhino, i have the horn and a thick skin......no seriously i suffer from psoriasis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a lion. Mr L.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An owl. Love the night and flying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a toss up between a cougar & a butterfly

lol bit bi polar like tht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chestnut mare- Vanessa

Wade would be a stallion, obviously!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like I am either a fox or a ferret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a kitten

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By *iss_Samantha_LovecockTV/TS
over a year ago

bmth /poole sometimes blandford

my mate always said i looked like a tiger when we were tripping .

didnt realise at the time thats my Chinese zodiac animal..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tiger she purrs :0)

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"A Tiger she purrs :0)"

Now that's a pussy cat I'd stroke

I'll go for a squirrel just since they're a bit crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tiger she purrs :0)

Now that's a pussy cat I'd stroke

I'll go for a squirrel just since they're a bit crazy

If you can pay attention to the tail end I wouldnt stop purring ...

Squirrel - Mmmm I do like nuts ;0) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not quite an animal, but a falcon. "

How is a falcon "not quite an animal"??? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Goat to the core!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Alsatian. Calm and loving most of the time and fierce when I have to be.

MrWho.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Beast of bodmin "

Best reply ever. You win the Internet today.

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'd be a bad tempered hedgehog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonobo monkey

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"A whale

No fat comments please

I went to the pub last night and I spotted 3 attractive but larger ladies standing by the bar, I heard their accent and knew they were from Scotland..

I approached and asked "where in bonny Scotland are you lovely lasses from?"

"Wales you dozy twat" one replied..

"Ahh, sorry" I said, "so where in bonny Scotland are you lovely whales from?"

And that's about all I remember from last night..

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By *unkymancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Can't think..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends say I have wolf-like eyes.

But if say a monkey as I always like to have fun.

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By *ellblessMan
over a year ago

Berkshire

"The more I look at people the more I find myself thinking If you were an animal you would be.....

Serves me right for reading so many paranormal books with shifters and vampires I suppose.

So what would you be?"

A lion. Dominant, muscular, witty and loves to pin the head of the female down during doggy lion sex (Google it)

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By *rash_pandaMan
over a year ago

Dublin

Gerbil... Some people think I'm cute... Some think I'm vermin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hedgehog

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

A glamorous rhino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a fly that flies around crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lion... but usually just a pussy cat when I'm behaved

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I'd love to be a minotaur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a swan. Graceful and peaceful on the outside,paddling furiously under the water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A FRIKKIN' UNICORN!!!!!

(Cannot believe no one said it!!!)

In reality, a pampered pussy as I love, love, love being stroked-I could take it All day!

And I would love to be able to sleep a lot, stretch, roll over and sleep some more.

Plus I could be out on the tiles at night, like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and then slink home in the small hours looking like butter wouldn't melt

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Looking at my hair it's gotta be a parrot!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking at my hair it's gotta be a parrot!!

More flamingo. Green is parrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephant.

Massive ahem presence. Travels in a herd. Noisy. Stompy. Likes a mud bath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sort of chimera of wolf and tiger. Just to bloody awkward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The more I look at people the more I find myself thinking If you were an animal you would be.....

Serves me right for reading so many paranormal books with shifters and vampires I suppose.

So what would you be?"

I'm probably a pit bull,much misunderstood but really loyal

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Looking at my hair it's gotta be a parrot!!

More flamingo. Green is parrot

Haha possibly - think I'll stick with a cockortwo - I like those

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I reckon I would be a dolphin, at home in the water, playful, always got a cheeky smile and has a reputation for getting a bit frisky with the ladies.

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By *ilthyDebaucheryWoman
over a year ago

Oswestry

"A FRIKKIN' UNICORN!!!!!

(Cannot believe no one said it!!!)

In reality, a pampered pussy as I love, love, love being stroked-I could take it All day!

And I would love to be able to sleep a lot, stretch, roll over and sleep some more.

Plus I could be out on the tiles at night, like a Cat on a Hot Tin Roof, and then slink home in the small hours looking like butter wouldn't melt

Mmm definitely what she said

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A Raven, as in my Toltec spirit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Raven, as in my Toltec spirit."

(Nessa)

I too a Raven

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