FabSwingers.com forum: Why can't I get a meet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set your age range higher us old birds are less fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!"

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

I think I've just worked out why you can't get a meet

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Set your age range higher us old birds are less fussy

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

I think I've just worked out why you can't get a meet

Is it cuz of ma spelin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Great parody thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish .."

And get a sore arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been here well over 2 weeks now and I haven't got a meet. I always tell the lady what I would do to them and send them my favourite dick pic but it's just not working! I typed over 2 lines just to get my messages deleted. Help!

Just lower your standards appropriately and all will be well

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish ..

And get a sore arm

I got a sore wrist from all the fab photos earlier . Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got no dribbling, flaccid, cheese covered, cock selfie.

Any wonder the women ain't flocking.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?"

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is sarcasm right? I can't tell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove your profile pic, it should be a dick pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote"

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a pic of your arsehole,gaping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote"

This

. Drives the women wild that does!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lovely hands OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Great parody thread!

No i dear wot ur talkin bout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish ..

And get a sore arm

I got a sore wrist from all the fab photos earlier . Xx"

You win the best cock dress up prize of the year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hear ya bro'. Bin' back a week 'n thunk I'd be nee deep in clunge alreddie, but fook all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You got no dribbling, flaccid, cheese covered, cock selfie.

Any wonder the women ain't flocking.....

Stilton do the trick?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hear ya bro'. Bin' back a week 'n thunk I'd be nee deep in clunge alreddie, but fook all "

I dun ger it like, swingers site? Jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Set your age range higher us old birds are less fussy

Fancy a shag then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yourself a hate picture, works wonders

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Make sure you blame all the other single guys for you not getting a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wow only 2 weeks...

a charmer such as yerself should be knee deep in clunge by now

maybe its the beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hear ya bro'. Bin' back a week 'n thunk I'd be nee deep in clunge alreddie, but fook all

I dun ger it like, swingers site? Jeez

A fink t' only swingin they do is swingin t' lead innit?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Remove your profile pic, it should be a dick pic."

Nooooo, he looks a prize prick in his profile picture!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need a toilet pic. Whop it out over the rim. No flushing, mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You got no dribbling, flaccid, cheese covered, cock selfie.

Any wonder the women ain't flocking.....

Stilton do the trick?

Perfick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is starting to backfire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try changing your sexuality? You'll get a meet and you never know, you might like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wow only 2 weeks...

a charmer such as yerself should be knee deep in clunge by now

maybe its the beard

You love the beard, admit it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Remove your profile pic, it should be a dick pic.

Nooooo, he looks a prize prick in his profile picture!!

It is award winning mind you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

I think I've just worked out why you can't get a meet

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try having a profile full of pics of woman sucking you - Then message saying this could be you on my cock. Or another good one is loads of pics of you playing BB, those profiles always get loads of messages

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try having a profile full of pics of woman sucking you - Then message saying this could be you on my cock. Or another good one is loads of pics of you playing BB, those profiles always get loads of messages

Ooh gret I dear! Now all I need is willing women to be photo props

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make sure you blame all the other single guys for you not getting a meet"

No blame all the cheating man give you a bad name, assholes should be shot

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"

Was not disappointed.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Because you are too beggy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"

Was not disappointed.

Haha!! Glad ya liked it

I think one or two didn't click on mind

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish ..

And get a sore arm

I got a sore wrist from all the fab photos earlier . Xx

You win the best cock dress up prize of the year."

Why thank you .

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"

Was not disappointed.

Haha!! Glad ya liked it

I think one or two didn't click on mind

That meme that says "MFW My sarcasm does a whole loop and people just think I'm stupid"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you are too beggy"

You love it

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Don't know why u haven't got a meet yet ur pics are good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't know why u haven't got a meet yet ur pics are good

Thank you very much

if i was 5 years older I'd wink you successfully

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?"

Yeah, those are the ones I really like - where it looks like it's going to spit in my eye before I even meet the owner!

NOT!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"

Was not disappointed.

Haha!! Glad ya liked it

I think one or two didn't click on mind

That meme that says "MFW My sarcasm does a whole loop and people just think I'm stupid""

that and the Michael Jackson - popcorn one sprung to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

Yeah, those are the ones I really like - where it looks like it's going to spit in my eye before I even meet the owner!

NOT!!!"

Fish eye lenses are the best for those

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I did see this on the thread list and thought "OP's not the type to do these kinds of threads..... *click*"

Was not disappointed.

Haha!! Glad ya liked it

I think one or two didn't click on mind

That meme that says "MFW My sarcasm does a whole loop and people just think I'm stupid"

that and the Michael Jackson - popcorn one sprung to mind

Ha ha ha ha! Oh yes...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote"

...or a Lynx can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.

Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up.

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton

Me personally, I wouldn't want to be told what you would do to me and I don't like receiving dick pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Patience is the key lol"

No time for patience when there's a dying boner on its way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try POF they are less stuck up and spend less time whining about the lack of single genuine males, after arbitrarily blocking any newbies, none site supporters and .... Any single guy who said hello really.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.

Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up. "

Can confirm all the above is 100% accurate.

My uterus cries because it's so empty of foetuses.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.

Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up.

Can confirm all the above is 100% accurate.

My uterus cries because it's so empty of foetuses."

2 of the same advice? Game on! Add me fella's!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should start a rant thread about women OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What it is bruv. No probs. Ieeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got to have a friends list full of blokes, so birds think you can round up an army of guys to fuck them nonstop.

Change your username to include the letters kcaberab. Birds are broody always so tell them you'll get them knocked up.

Can confirm all the above is 100% accurate.

My uterus cries because it's so empty of foetuses."

You jus need to aks beatch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?"

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try POF they are less stuck up and spend less time whining about the lack of single genuine males, after arbitrarily blocking any newbies, none site supporters and .... Any single guy who said hello really.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Ive been on hear for 4 weeks op and i haven't even come clos to getting a meet. So your not the only 1 hoo can't find anyone.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede

Oh, and one cock shot just won't do; for us to visualise a cock properly we need to project 360 cock shots for a holographic image. You must understand that some of the women here have never seen a cock before

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'll fuck ya gentle like I means it, OP

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede

If that's true then y do I keep reeding on profiles that say that if you send just want to f..k ect its a instount delite and on sum a blok as well.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

OP, you need to tell the ladies that you are working in their area, and can be there in 5 minutes...

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"OP, you need to tell the ladies that you are working in their area, and can be there in 5 minutes..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved this thread, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot to include a bog roll in the background of the cock pic

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede

If that's true then y do I keep reeding on profiles that say that if you send just want to f..k ect its a instount delite and on sum a blok as well."

Reverse Psychology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My god when I put this up everyone kept saying patience your only 2 weeks in give it time all the girls are melting all over him now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

"Don't know why u haven't got a meet yet ur pics are good

Thank you very much

if i was 5 years older I'd wink you successfully

Shame ur not looking for older women

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?"

What gives you that impression?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

For full effect you need a cock pic taken over a toilet with a floater in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

Burned.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

That is the mistake you are making. Reduce your messages down to, "wanna f**k" and wait for the stampede

If that's true then y do I keep reeding on profiles that say that if you send just want to f..k ect its a instount delite and on sum a blok as well.

Reverse Psychology

If that true or not it don't work then cos wen I reed.....

If u do this delet

If u do that blok

If u do next thing blok

And so on.....

So i just don't even bother sending a messige...less hassall.

So in the end its them missing out on meeting in my vue a proppar nice guy and im Shor Thar r a lot of others ho will agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

Burned."

Flame retardant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive"

Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I'll keep away from The Lounge

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

OP im new ish my self and all I no for shor from wot I've seen is I have seen sum profiles that have been on for 7 months with no meets. It's up to u wot u do but in my vue this site is a bit like a lotto you just wate till u get lucky. But of cors sum get mor luck than overs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum

"
Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You should start a rant thread about women OP

Oh that would be dangerous! Fabicide even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum

Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el! "

Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll fuck ya gentle like I means it, OP

D'aww, you say the cutest things joe

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I was perusing an alternative thread yesterday evening and allegations of an intense case of body odour were being banded around by a particular member of the forum, I saw that you, Mr roughandsmooth, admitted to this!

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Can you offer me one,will even bring a spare mobile phone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive

Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!

Ooh I'll have to try this

get the fanny bat ready

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother

did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't know why u haven't got a meet yet ur pics are good

Thank you very much

if i was 5 years older I'd wink you successfully

Shame ur not looking for older women

I'm sure you're still in my limits

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'd fuck ya!

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother

did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?

In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!

Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

It's not your fault fella.... It happen to be a curse for a few of us guys ...

It's just because ...We're out of the ladies league..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother

did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?

In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!

Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice!

Just stop sending dick pics. Job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother

did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?

In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!

Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice!

Just stop sending dick pics. Job done

But they form the spearhead of my strategy!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd fuck ya!"

Reply and quote (just to be sure)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's beyond me ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Hahaha!!!!! Oh you do know how to cock block a brother

did ya get that green stuff on ya junk seen to?

In the interests of fair warning and freedom of information I thought it was appropriate!

Dammit! I was going to try and wing it and hope any potential partners wouldn't notice!

Just stop sending dick pics. Job done

But they form the spearhead of my strategy!!

Just send nipple photos on snapchat instead

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you throw enough balls at a coconut you will win a fish .."

Coconuts? In Mercia?

Coconuts are tropical; this is a temperate zone!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

As well as pushing them broody mares for breeding, confirming you are the real Christian Grey makes them beg to be controlled.

Go to swingers clubs and push past the crowds of men standing away from women and couples - they are timid. Confidentlyshove your cock bareback into the women whilst they're somewhat preoccupied. Every single woman loves surprises - we're raised that way.

To increase your manliness, partake in the irresistible hobby of creating. Women will flock to join you whilst you imbibe.

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Irresistible hobby of Dredging that should have read

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!

More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss

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over a year ago

"As well as pushing them broody mares for breeding, confirming you are the real Christian Grey makes them beg to be controlled.

To increase your manliness, partake in the irresistible hobby of creating. Women will flock to join you whilst you imbibe."

couldn't have said it better myself!

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!

More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss

If the shitty shoe fits...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is hilarious!

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over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive

Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!

Ooh I'll have to try this

get the fanny bat ready

Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum

Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!

Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera

How can you reply if you didn't wrote the post or you have a crystal ball? Is a public post to comment ,not to answer a question directed someone else ! No entiendo que es hablar cojones,pero a mim me da igual! Si tienes tantas ganas de hablar ,habla solo!pesado!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be your username - it's all in the username...

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over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive

Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!

Ooh I'll have to try this

get the fanny bat ready

Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those!

Yes! That's the one, I see you need one too to fend them off

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over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum

Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!

Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera

Um..... banana?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Must be your username - it's all in the username..."

DAMN IT! Now I need to think of another

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!

More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss

If the shitty shoe fits...

Haha!!! Cheers buddy

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over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive

Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!

Ooh I'll have to try this

get the fanny bat ready

Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those!

Yes! That's the one, I see you need one too to fend them off

Bollocks! - but thanks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ah but is it your dick or your fav dick pic??!

My fav of mine ini cz like I took ages wif angles and lighting and stuff

Did you make sure you stood really close to the camera so forced prospective made it look really huge?

I did shut it in a door to increase swelling?

Did you take a pic of it next to a sky remote

It was next to a peanut? It's all I could find that made it look mahoosive

Nooooo - far better to use an Amazon fire stuck remote! Next to one of those - most cocks look humongous!!

Ooh I'll have to try this

get the fanny bat ready

Is that like a paddle?? I've got one of those!

Yes! That's the one, I see you need one too to fend them off

Bollocks! - but thanks!

Hope you don't use your paddle on those too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are taking the piss right?

Nah he only gives piss not a taker

Sorry I wasn't speaking with you the reason I quoted!

mea culpa, mea maxima culpa for posting on a public forum

Tu no escribistes el mesaje original! POR iso no puedes hablar por el!

Lo siento mucho, pero mi excusa es yo hablo cojones siempre que quiero, a quien yo quiera

¡Lo que sea! Adiós y gracias.

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over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!

More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss

If the shitty shoe fits...

Haha!!! Cheers buddy

Anytime!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suggest once this problem is resolved, a meet or two should come your way! Until then I cannot be certain of your future circumstances!

Christ I was just going to offer him a sympathy fuck. Thanks for the warning

Maybe calling it Intense was an exaggeration, if you were to arm yourself with some deodorant and a clothes peg, you could possibly manage a sympathy quickie if that suited?

In either case, all the best!

only you could make it out like that

It has been said if I fell down the toilet, I'd come out smelling like roses!

More like if you fell down the toilet, you'd make it look like I stink of piss

If the shitty shoe fits...

Haha!!! Cheers buddy

Anytime!

So anyway. Why can't I get a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be ugly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You must be ugly. "

brutal! Thanks bad nanna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could always try taking the piss out of other people to make yourself look better?

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over a year ago

"You could always try taking the piss out of other people to make yourself look better?"

so many have dibs on that already....welcome back

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"You could always try taking the piss out of other people to make yourself look better?"

OMG libs back!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You could always try taking the piss out of other people to make yourself look better?"

Cheers shitty beard! I'll give it a bash

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over a year ago

"You could always try taking the piss out of other people to make yourself look better?"

You offering to be a role model? Welcome back

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