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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A report in the L.A. Times and also an amusing song ( Armageddon) by Skeewiff :-

In retrospect lighting the match was my big mistake. I was only trying to retrieve the Gerbil Tom told the news Doctors in the severe burns unit at Salt Lake City Hospital. Tom and his partner Kiki Farnham had been admitted for emergency treatment after a Felching session had gone seriously wrong . “ I pushed the cardboard tube up his rectum and slid Raggout , our Gerbil, in” he explained. As usual Kiki shouted out “Armageddon” , my cue that he had had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggout but he wouldnt come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match thinking the light might attract him.

At a hushed press conference a Hospital Spokesman described what happened next :- The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and flames shot out the tube igniting Toms hair and severely burning his face and also set fire to the Gerbils fur and whiskers , which in turn ignited a larger pocket of intestinal gas further up the intestines propelling the rodent out like a Cannon Ball. Tom suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the Gerbil, while Furnham suffered first and second degree burns to his Anus and lower intesinal tract.