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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC."

Now that's just plain dirty fighting!

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC."

who are you offering up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But it's cake!!! Ahh go on then I'm easily swayed!

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC."

Dirty dirty tactics lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC.

Now that's just plain dirty fighting!"

Scared of the competition?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"But it's cake!!! Ahh go on then I'm easily swayed! "
i see the cake crumbs .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC.

Now that's just plain dirty fighting!

Scared of the competition? "

There's no competition....I'd chose your free fuck over my stale cake....

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Did someone mention free cake?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC. who are you offering up?"

Ooh, that's a good question to which I have no answer. At present

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC.

Now that's just plain dirty fighting!

Scared of the competition?

There's no competition....I'd chose your free fuck over my stale cake...."

stale????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just had cake so where is my fuck

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC. who are you offering up?

Ooh, that's a good question to which I have no answer. At present "

darn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC.

Now that's just plain dirty fighting!

Scared of the competition?

There's no competition....I'd chose your free fuck over my stale cake....stale???? "

I mean freshly baked of course...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prizes, cake or fucks....man I'm so confused about what I want more right now!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prizes, cake or fucks....man I'm so confused about what I want more right now!!! "

It's a difficult decision

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a prize of fucks and cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake "

Sick

Of

Cake?

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"To anyone who stops posting in the free cake for anyone.. thread.

*Disclaimer. I won't be providing the free fuck unless you play for Norwich City FC.

Now that's just plain dirty fighting!

Scared of the competition?

There's no competition....I'd chose your free fuck over my stale cake....stale????

I mean freshly baked of course... "

is that the same as baked alaska?..mmmm alaskan pussy..i mean cake (bloody urban dictionary )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake "

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now there's an incentive.

Courtney is volunteering to provide the free fuck.

Please submit your CV's here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now there's an incentive.

Courtney is volunteering to provide the free fuck.

Please submit your CV's here "

Fuck the prize....I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now there's an incentive.

Courtney is volunteering to provide the free fuck.

Please submit your CV's here "

Mmm that would be very tempting if wasn't totally in love with the Mrs and 100% Faithfull to her....

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

In

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal! "

can i have the BOGOF offer ? (thats bang/bonk rather than buy, before i get banned )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal! "

Dan, could we just talk about football? I'm too tired to fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal!

Dan, could we just talk about football? I'm too tired to fuck "

Not tonight dear ... It's a 'don't talk about the result' night tonight!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal!

Dan, could we just talk about football? I'm too tired to fuck

Not tonight dear ... It's a 'don't talk about the result' night tonight! "

I've just seen

Oh well, fancy a fuck then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal!

Dan, could we just talk about football? I'm too tired to fuck

Not tonight dear ... It's a 'don't talk about the result' night tonight!

I've just seen

Oh well, fancy a fuck then? "

oh g'wan then!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't want cake. Or a fuck. Or being the last person to post on a thread. Can I just drink my cup of tea whilst sat in my nightie please?

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't want cake. Or a fuck. Or being the last person to post on a thread. Can I just drink my cup of tea whilst sat in my nightie please?"

No! Now go eat some cake!

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By *ickerish AllsortsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich


"...unless you play for Norwich City FC."

I'll pop in there on my way to work, see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I might be able to help with the free fuck depending on who you're offering it to

I'm sick of cake

We could tag team!

A free fuck with Courtney if people stop posting on the thread - or a free fuck with me if they don't! Between us we offer enough incentive for people to stop posting and achieve the goal! "

I might have to go post on that thread now that cake isn't the only prize

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Ahem

Excuse me, Miss I,

Can I just point out that I stopped posting immediately I saw your and Courtney's offers.

{clicks fingers, lies back and prepares to think of England... }

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ahem

Excuse me, Miss I,

Can I just point out that I stopped posting immediately I saw your and Courtney's offers.

{clicks fingers, lies back and prepares to think of England... }

Mr ddc"

After seeing Mrs DDC's and Courtney's latest pics, I've gone all shy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...unless you play for Norwich City FC.

I'll pop in there on my way to work, see what I can do "

I'm jealous as hell

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Now there's an incentive.

Courtney is volunteering to provide the free fuck.

Please submit your CV's here "

So ermm, what if we've avoided posting in the cake section completely?

H

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Now there's an incentive.

Courtney is volunteering to provide the free fuck.

Please submit your CV's here

So ermm, what if we've avoided posting in the cake section completely?

H"

If you didn't start, technically you can't stop

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Now there's an incentive.

Courtney is volunteering to provide the free fuck.

Please submit your CV's here

So ermm, what if we've avoided posting in the cake section completely?

H

If you didn't start, technically you can't stop

"

There's always one smartarse

x

H

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Throws hat into ring!

Miss Innocent!

Newcastle v Norwich.... the Championship race..... promotion and free fuck and cake at stake....

Name your terms!

Its the Great British Stake Off!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throws hat into ring!

Miss Innocent!

Newcastle v Norwich.... the Championship race..... promotion and free fuck and cake at stake....

Name your terms!

Its the Great British Stake Off! "

The dilemma

Newcastle have the better record regarding the two sides and they're playing at home so they should win. I bloody hope not though

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