FabSwingers.com forum: Weight loss

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got a play date with a lover tomorrow and need to lose about a stone over night. Any ideas anyone ?

Ps, I'm starving what lush thing we all got for dinner.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Short of liposuction, could be tricky.

All the best

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Might just have to settle for breathing in for a few hours and hoping for the best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut your legs off?

It's a quick way to lose weight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big poo??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laxatives

Lose weight and be empty for anal too

*The above is entirely in jest*

Don't try this at home kids

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Got a play date with a lover tomorrow and need to lose about a stone over night. Any ideas anyone ?

Ps, I'm starving what lush thing we all got for dinner. "

My god woman you don't have a stone too loose!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut your legs off?

It's a quick way to lose weight. "

I'm already dumply short and he may wonder why . Maybe I'll try a few strands of hair surely they weigh quite a bit .

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Corset. It might rule out a few positions though depending on how tightly it's laced. Or a PVC catsuit where you only need to unzip strategically. Silver lining though; I always give better blow jobs when I'm ravenous so channel that hunger...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Laxatives

Lose weight and be empty for anal too

*The above is entirely in jest*

Don't try this at home kids

Lol, douche and slouche.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Corset. It might rule out a few positions though depending on how tightly it's laced. Or a PVC catsuit where you only need to unzip strategically. Silver lining though; I always give better blow jobs when I'm ravenous so channel that hunger..."

Same, need to fill up on something burning all that energy, girls gotta eat and all;-)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a play date with a lover tomorrow and need to lose about a stone over night. Any ideas anyone ?

Ps, I'm starving what lush thing we all got for dinner.

My god woman you don't have a stone too loose! "

Thank you that's a really kind thing to say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you find a quick fix answer do let me know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you find a quick fix answer do let me know!!

Will do. I'll think it over while in nandos eating my chicken and extra large chips

I'm starving.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Am thinking that the waring of perfume tomorrow to get the lovers taste buds started, the waring of something initially to get their eyes feasting, a few well chosen words to get their mind working, will all add up to them chomping at the bit. So any perceived weight loss requirement can happen after said meet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" Am thinking that the waring of perfume tomorrow to get the lovers taste buds started, the waring of something initially to get their eyes feasting, a few well chosen words to get their mind working, will all add up to them chomping at the bit. So any perceived weight loss requirement can happen after said meet.

I'll have my white musk and corset at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raw chicken might do it.

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Take a chainsaw and cut your leg off. That should do it nicely.

Chicken of some description for dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a play date with a lover tomorrow and need to lose about a stone over night. Any ideas anyone ?

Ps, I'm starving what lush thing we all got for dinner. "

Some clothes are quite heavy, don't wear any clothes on the date

I'm waiting for my takeaway as I type - sweet bean burger, chips and Oreo shake...

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Why worry they obviously like what they see and what you have to offer, eat and have and energetic play knowing you've got the reserve.

Love the edgy/overall feel to your pics btw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got a play date with a lover tomorrow and need to lose about a stone over night. Any ideas anyone ?

Ps, I'm starving what lush thing we all got for dinner.

Some clothes are quite heavy, don't wear any clothes on the date

I'm waiting for my takeaway as I type - sweet bean burger, chips and Oreo shake..."

I'm currently waiting in nandos for me chicken and slimming world chips to arrive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stand tall and be your beautiful sexy self ....

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Carbonated water. The water is zero Carlie and the bubbles fill you up but weight nothing - if your body has tons of gas in it then you can comfort like a balloon into any shape. Once you're at the desired shape and size, burp and fart and you'll shrink even more.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

That autocorrect in my reply was atrocious.

Insert words like contort instead of comfort. You'll probably make out the other errors yourself

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

It's possible to lose a stone over a weekend if you catch salmonella

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's possible to lose a stone over a weekend if you catch salmonella

Lol, sadly I don't have that long to contract salmonella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CS gas, mittens, and a corset.

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Helium!

Pump it into every nook and cranny

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