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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?

Please none of the "he does exist/he doesn't exist"... it's just a bit of fun, so you up tight muppets who have forgot how to have fun need not join in

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

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mine would be why didn't you think to give men a fanny as well

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask why the good die young

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

mine would be why didn't you think to give men a fanny as well

Oh good one yeah...damn I used my question..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

duckbill platypus, bad day or just having a laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B"

Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

mine would be why didn't you think to give men a fanny as well

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Why did he make dinosaurs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In hindsight, looking back does he/she/it admit 'yeah, I fucked up'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

he noticed he create the first one wrong lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

mine would be why didn't you think to give men a fanny as well

Can I get a meet off here? ,failing that is the meaning of life really 42?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B

Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do men have nipples?

Then he / she / it would have to give a long explanation about the process of evolution and disprove his / her / it's own own existence!

What a paradox ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly it would be "so, God me old mucker, Donald Trump eh; were you pissed when you did that one?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big dicks or small one's.

Which do women prefer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the hell are all my bloody Stanley knifes? I have lost so many over the year's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B

Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices

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pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What changed to make Him stop being such a dick between his Old Testament self and his New Testament self?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine would be why are you such a massive cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big dicks or small one's.

Which do women prefer. "

Not even the almighty can answer that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is squirting really wee?

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

hey god,who made you?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Probably, 'oi god mush, when you created woman with all her wondrous delightful and captivating attributes why did you miss out the bit where they don't know what the feck they want'..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is squirting really wee?"

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Or

Where the hell are all my bloody Stanley knifes? I have lost so many over the year's.

Don't need God for that, they are with the odd socks and half full biro's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you got against penguins?

I mean, you made them travel from the antarctic to North Africa to get on a boat when they can swim just fine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the f**k do you think you can judge me when you've abandoned humanity and let billions suffer for thousands of years ya bid twat

"Puts on boxing gloves"....... knocks him/her/it out

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Syria?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

“I’ve met God across his long walnut desk with his diplomas hanging on the wall behind him, and God asks me, “Why?”

Why did I cause so much pain?

Didn’t I realize that each of us is a sacred, unique snowflake of special unique specialness?

Can’t I see how we’re all manifestations of love?

I look at God behind his desk, taking notes on a pad, but God’s got this all wrong.

We are not special.

We are not crap or trash, either.

We just are.

We just are, and what happens just happens.

And God says, “No, that’s not right.”

Yeah. Well. Whatever. You can’t teach God anything.”

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

Come on God..

Whats with this lost sock thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was your thinking behind the design of the elbow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1.Why are you such a cunt

2. So are all the other religions wrong?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I forgiven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you put the oil under Belgium ?

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

If you are an all forgiving god, why create hell?

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Y can't I find anyone to be with is it realey your plan for me to be a lone wolf for ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

Why did you create the women's brain to think completely irrationally/bat crazy. Normally once a month.

Is this to keep us men on our toes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask " why 42? ".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would ask him how much have you drank in the past 6 days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?

Please none of the "he does exist/he doesn't exist"... it's just a bit of fun, so you up tight muppets who have forgot how to have fun need not join in

I would ask him for one last day with my mum and dad, so i could say goodbye properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Father why did you allow them to nail me to the cross

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Sorry guys but mine would be

"Looking at the world before us & what we have done to it since, do you consider us a bit of a fuck up rather than your so called greatest creation?".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask if we were all created equal how come I'm short and ugly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

Why did you create the women's brain to think completely irrationally/bat crazy. Normally once a month.

Is this to keep us men on our toes? "
Wrong week to ask!!!

It just is, ok!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be a request more than a question. It would be "oi donkey bollocks, ring the arsehole downstairs and tell him I'm on my way"

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B

Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices

your right he's a man alright because he gave man the one thing most woman want but have to go to a man for...... cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask him to explain why if he's this super bright mega creator of all things good, does he allow young children to get terminal illnesses, the fucking prick!

Also why the fuck does he allow those who spread the good word of God, to rape and abuse children? Why religion is the biggest cause of war, and why the church is one of, if not the most richest corrupt institution in the world!

God my arse!

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Sorry guys but mine would be

"Looking at the world before us & what we have done to it since, do you consider us a bit of a fuck up rather than your so called greatest creation?".

we are a experiment you never interfere with a experiment you let it run its natural coarse xx

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Why did he make dinosaurs?

In the words of the late, great Bill Hicks " he was just ducking with us "

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?

Please none of the "he does exist/he doesn't exist"... it's just a bit of fun, so you up tight muppets who have forgot how to have fun need not join in

If IT existed I would not lower myself or waste any breath asking or telling it anything , theoretically the mythical sadistic monster would already be aware of my intense disdain xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask him what's new pussycat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God would obviously create man first, its where he made his mistakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is squirting really wee?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If all men( and woman) are equal then why the fuck am I poor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely nothing!!!! if god is proven to exist and he did indeed create everything and is all powerfull he is clearly one of the most psycopathic deranged sadistic sick sons a bitches and i wouldnt want to risk pissing him off

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Why the hell do you keep hiding my socks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be? "

Why does he hate Egyptians so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy a pint mate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask him if he felt guilty for pumping Mary behind Josephs back

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By *avid_C78Man
over a year ago

Fife

Why did you make my penis so small ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why a first and a third world? Are you real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why make us with foreskins if you dislike them so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancy coming swinging?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Spiders? What's that shit all about!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I'd ask him for my baby back. She's mine not his xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What changed to make Him stop being such a dick between his Old Testament self and his New Testament self?"

He had a kid. Said kid was a total hippy. Unfortunately, folk didn't listen to the hippy kid and the main gist of his words of spreading the love and basically not being a dick to everyone.

And then the folk that put themselves in charge of other folk perverted the hippy kids advice and used it to facilitate getting what they wanted. Basically being dicks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is squirting really wee?"

Oh GOD ...please answe this one ....lol

Mine would be

..........where do all the socks go after a wash.....why are they not in pairs anymore?

Mwah

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Mine would be ...what the fuck were you thinking creating man first!!!

You always create a protype before the final design!

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"Or

Where the hell are all my bloody Stanley knifes? I have lost so many over the year's.

Probably with all the USB sticks I have lost over the years!

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B

Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices

Why are some women so prone to hypocrisy and double standards?

That would be our question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicolas cage?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"I'd ask him for my baby back. She's mine not his xxxxx Suzi"

my heart goes out to the both of you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask at the pearly gates...when I get there..and I'd poke his shoulder as I did...why create humanity when 99.9% of it's history is a struggle for survival...war, disease, famine, rape, murder, unimaginable cruelty,. ..hey and we are the sinners...I think not buddy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask why the hell I'm an atheist then?

Mrs.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'd ask him for my baby back. She's mine not his xxxxx Suzi"

I'm so very sorry xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi God. You know how you created the world in 6 days! Tell me about the big bang theory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are aliens real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If there was a god I would ask Let there be peace on earth. I look at the news and see all the killing and others where there is no food I would ask why ......... if there is a god help them and stop this.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Why bully, intimidate....why make us kneel to be greatful? Why make something with love and make us live in fear?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

If there was a God and it's a big if. I'd ask him to bring me a gift wrapped Mrs game4it. I know I don't ask for much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would ask, have you had PPI in the last 1000 years as we can claim it back...stop the calls!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was a God and it's a big if. I'd ask him to bring me a gift wrapped Mrs game4it. I know I don't ask for much

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lololol ooo you charmer xxx.. Now if there is a god I would say pull your finger out and get to work .

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If there was a God and it's a big if. I'd ask him to bring me a gift wrapped Mrs game4it. I know I don't ask for much

lololol ooo you charmer xxx.. Now if there is a god I would say pull your finger out and get to work .

That's not going to work I mean come on if I had my finger in I'm not going to stop at that and I'd seriously not be rushing to pull it out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If there was a God and it's a big if. I'd ask him to bring me a gift wrapped Mrs game4it. I know I don't ask for much

lololol ooo you charmer xxx.. Now if there is a god I would say pull your finger out and get to work .

That's not going to work I mean come on if I had my finger in I'm not going to stop at that and I'd seriously not be rushing to pull it out

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lolol so your a GOD now .

xxx ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If god proved to exists & you're granted one question to ask him, what would it be?

Does avocado really improve Brain function or am I just wasting my time?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I'd ask him for my baby back. She's mine not his xxxxx Suzi"

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If there was a God and it's a big if. I'd ask him to bring me a gift wrapped Mrs game4it. I know I don't ask for much

lololol ooo you charmer xxx.. Now if there is a god I would say pull your finger out and get to work .

That's not going to work I mean come on if I had my finger in I'm not going to stop at that and I'd seriously not be rushing to pull it out

lolol so your a GOD now .

xxx ok

Well I'm not normally 1 to brag but now you mention it its has been said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and another thing God me old mucker. Please let me know precisely how many chucks a Woodchuck could chuck if a Woodchuck could chuck wood.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"Not sure, but glad you've acknowledged he is a man

Mr B

Of course he's a man, he's made so many bloody wrong choices

Funny i heard a story about God, the ending was 'she is black'.

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By *ockyjohnMan
over a year ago

North West

Christianity - one woman's lie that got out of control. ...

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Mine would be:

"When did you get bored with your creation and what have you been doing to entertain yourself since?"

I class that as one question with two parts

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By *mmersCouple
over a year ago

Greater London

"If all men( and woman) are equal then why the fuck am I poor! "

Surely ur rich in heart n thats what matters xx

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

You told us not to commit adultery so why did you make another mans wife pregnant??

And we should not commit murder. Explain what Noah and his ark was all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ask him if narcissism and denial are mutually exclusive and while he's thinking about it I'd walk behind him and garotte the cunt with cheesewire.

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