FabSwingers.com forum: Happy thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I was being a bit of a grumpy bastard, so I got this grin cushion.

It really works! You just sit on the cushion and it makes you happy.

So, anyone in need of a smile, just come and sit on my face. I mean my cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not grumpy, I was awaiting permission to have a lady wank which has been given but I can tell that Mr SnT is disappointed in myself for not controlling my urges so I'm being good and not playing

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Do you want a gold star?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little grumpy but I'm glad I've come out to do my shopping. Xxx

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Can I sit on you whilst you sit on it TT?

That would make me happy by proxy

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!"

I searched by name and nothing came up

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By *tudmcmuffinMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!"

Nope it doesn't come up in search

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!"

Nothing.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I sit on you whilst you sit on it TT?

That would make me happy by proxy

That might work. Worth a try!

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

I searched by name and nothing came up "

What the fuck!!! It told me I had to photo verify it this morning which is strange as I have (had) over 20 verifications on it,which I did,now it disappeared and no answer from Admin. I'm going to be well pissed off if it's gone and I'm a site supporter as well with photos on there I can't get back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm doing that face right now after experiencing someone's 'work' voice and it was very strict and authoritative...I liked it

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

I searched by name and nothing came up

What was the last thread you posted on with that name and I will click on your name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!"

If you log in via that profile and post in here we can have a look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want a gold star?"

Yeah I do. Gold and sparkling please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

I searched by name and nothing came up

That would make me grumpy to, good luck with it

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

I searched by name and nothing came up

That would make me grumpy to, good luck with it"

I'm well pissed off and annoyed I can't get in contact with anyone!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Found you on a previous thread, biopsy.

When you click to _iew profile, it comes up with the 'you can't _iew this profile' message from admin.

Hope you get it sorted out.

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

I searched by name and nothing came up

What was the last thread you posted on with that name and I will click on your name"

Heaven's I'm not sure _iew. When I tried to log on there this morning it just came up I need to photo verify it,which I thought was strange. Anyway I did,but it just keeps saying refresh the page to check and no way of contacting Admin from there

. Angry!

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Found you on a previous thread, biopsy.

When you click to _iew profile, it comes up with the 'you can't _iew this profile' message from admin.

Hope you get it sorted out."

Oh right that's something thankyou. Haven't a scoobies what's going on!

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By *ouple4biMMFCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm grumpy what the stuff is going on with my singles account 'Givemeyoursoul'. Can someone check if it comes up please?!

If you log in via that profile and post in here we can have a look

I can't it won't let me,sorry I'm clogging up your thread,bur this is a serious matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You persuaded me. I'm on my way.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I was being a bit of a grumpy bastard, so I got this grin cushion.

It really works! You just sit on the cushion and it makes you happy.

So, anyone in need of a smile, just come and sit on my face. I mean my cushion

Thanks but I'm in a pretty good mood already today.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm quite delighted today

Good things come to those who wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mood could be elated if a leftie would wank me stiff shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite delighted today

Good things come to those who wait

Been 6 years, how much longer have I got to wait

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I'm quite delighted today

Good things come to those who wait

Been 6 years, how much longer have I got to wait

Maybe give up

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I'm happy. Sorting out a few meets for the next few weeks. Having some paella and wine with hubby.

All good in MrsSB casa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm quite delighted today

Good things come to those who wait

Been 6 years, how much longer have I got to wait

Maybe give up

Honestly I already have

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Can I sit on you whilst you sit on it TT?

That would make me happy by proxy

I can get my biker leathers out if that helps too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy at the time it's took me to get to East Midland Airport and back two and a half hrs, time for a kip before work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was grumpy the last few days but happy again now had a lovely morning with Vanilla friends, got a few new dresses in smaller sizes and spending the next few evenings with fab friends. Life is good

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I was being a bit of a grumpy bastard, so I got this grin cushion.

It really works! You just sit on the cushion and it makes you happy.

So, anyone in need of a smile, just come and sit on my face. I mean my cushion

I could do with one now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really happy today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be a pedant (actually, no I'm not!) but isn't that actually a grimace cushion rather than a grin one?

The sort of face you'd be pulling if you used the cushion to help ease your piles or you could hear your parents having sex in the other room?

(nb have you seen the 'poo' emoji cushions too? They have been the big seller at our local garage and first to sell out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ridiculously happy today, don't need no cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Extremely ,extremely grumpy! Will take a lot of sitting to reverse the situation! Can you manage it ? And this was isn't small!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ass isn't small I mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to be a pedant (actually, no I'm not!) but isn't that actually a grimace cushion rather than a grin one?

The sort of face you'd be pulling if you used the cushion to help ease your piles or you could hear your parents having sex in the other room?

(nb have you seen the 'poo' emoji cushions too? They have been the big seller at our local garage and first to sell out

I use that one as a grin...and the one with the dot eyes and the same mouth as a grimace. My messages could be getting completely misinterpreted, the grin is my most used emoji!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to be a pedant (actually, no I'm not!) but isn't that actually a grimace cushion rather than a grin one?

The sort of face you'd be pulling if you used the cushion to help ease your piles or you could hear your parents having sex in the other room?

(nb have you seen the 'poo' emoji cushions too? They have been the big seller at our local garage and first to sell out

)

I use that one as a grin...and the one with the dot eyes and the same mouth as a grimace. My messages could be getting completely misinterpreted, the grin is my most used emoji!

One of us is doing it wrong. Let's face it, it's you ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to be a pedant (actually, no I'm not!) but isn't that actually a grimace cushion rather than a grin one?

The sort of face you'd be pulling if you used the cushion to help ease your piles or you could hear your parents having sex in the other room?

(nb have you seen the 'poo' emoji cushions too? They have been the big seller at our local garage and first to sell out

)

I use that one as a grin...and the one with the dot eyes and the same mouth as a grimace. My messages could be getting completely misinterpreted, the grin is my most used emoji!

One of us is doing it wrong. Let's face it, it's you ..

Errr, it's already 2:1 against you on this thread alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you have the equivalent of this one

I'll cum on your face......

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I am grumpy cos my customers are fuckwits..

And I'm even more grumpy after re-reading what I thought said gin cushion was actually grin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of us is doing it wrong. Let's face it, it's you ..

Errr, it's already 2:1 against you on this thread alone

Pfft! Must be a Geordie thing! I propose we put it to a vote!

Is it a grin like the hot sexy lady and the hunky man of most ladies dreams think or a grimace like I do?

Ah sod it - you're gonna win this vote aren't you?

Ok I concede ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're BOTH right

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/grimace-face-emoji-causing-awkward-7754205

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to be a pedant (actually, no I'm not!) but isn't that actually a grimace cushion rather than a grin one?

The sort of face you'd be pulling if you used the cushion to help ease your piles or you could hear your parents having sex in the other room?

(nb have you seen the 'poo' emoji cushions too? They have been the big seller at our local garage and first to sell out

Someone mention piles? Put it in the freezer and I'll sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to be a pedant (actually, no I'm not!) but isn't that actually a grimace cushion rather than a grin one?

The sort of face you'd be pulling if you used the cushion to help ease your piles or you could hear your parents having sex in the other room?

(nb have you seen the 'poo' emoji cushions too? They have been the big seller at our local garage and first to sell out

How about a grimacy grin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks like the embarrassed grin to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want women to sit on it it should be a

face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It looks like the embarrassed grin to me. "

No, it's not the wide-eyed embarrassed grin, but the full-on, gurn grin emoji

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you want women to sit on it it should be a

face."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you have the equivalent of this one

I'll cum on your face......"

I just need to move the cushion Roxi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Extremely ,extremely grumpy! Will take a lot of sitting to reverse the situation! Can you manage it ? And this ass isn't small!!!"

Oh, a challenge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Extremely ,extremely grumpy! Will take a lot of sitting to reverse the situation! Can you manage it ? And this ass isn't small!!!

Oh, a challenge!

Not for you ! For the cushion!lolz

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