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"I've been on this site months now, had a few replies that have gone no where, either they vanished or just stopped responding for no reason. But my biggest gripe is, I take the time to write tailored messages be nice. I'm not rude or crude nor do I send dick pics yet 99% of people either don't reply or just delete the messages. I know I'm a bigger guy which isn't everyones cup of tea but I refuse to believe out of six months+ of being on here I'm that bad looking that NO ONE is interested in a 20 mile radius. I never bat above my station either if I think someone due to their profile info won't like me I won't try.w which means I take notice of what people want. So whats going on here?, for a swinging site it's very picky..." You're right, people have the choice of who they have sex with.  | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting "Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list   | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list "He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that?  | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list "cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list
He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that? "It's something for me to watch while he fucks me doggy style | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting "That's a bit harsh! The truth is yes you are going to find it tough on here but then again most men do. There is someone for everyone. Not everyone is into guys who look like they had a Dyson sucking fat out of them for a day or two. | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know "Teehee mwah x | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list
He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that?
It's something for me to watch while he fucks me doggy style "Wanna play as sheva? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know "So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list
He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that?
It's something for me to watch while he fucks me doggy style
Wanna play as sheva? "I still need to do that side mission thing with Jill. Wanna be my Chris? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list
He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that? "playing resi ? Is that kinky ?  | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list
He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that? playing resi ?
Is that kinky ? "It is when the controller vibrates  | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? "Right now I work I actually smell like one | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list
He's not having my side of the bed...you'll have to scooch up a bit ok. Also ill be playing resi so long as your ok with that? playing resi ?
Is that kinky ?
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"Ok bit of an oversight by me here maybe I shouldn't have said picky but it's just a bit frustrating that's all and I'm sure some profiles that are one sentence with no pics aren't real too?" Wind it in a bit man... Its not cool to come moaning at folk here..its a good place if you want advice but not if you storm in shouting and implying stuff ok. Your profile seems a nice guy...come back with that guy ok. That's my best current advice  | |||
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"Ok bit of an oversight by me here maybe I shouldn't have said picky but it's just a bit frustrating that's all and I'm sure some profiles that are one sentence with no pics aren't real too?" don't take it personally mate its hard for lots of single guys on here . You are competing with 100s of guys . Well maybe a few more then 100s | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one "Attractive | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one "I want you   | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you "even if I smell of monkfish ?? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ?? "That's kinky right? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?"Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok "What about if I wash him first? | |||
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x" I've had lots. Just sayin' | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first? "a quick spray of fabrese and some femfresh for my man bits and yer will never noticed | |||
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x I've had lots. Just sayin' "I've had 1 or 2 | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first? "Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax. An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously | |||
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) skin with...but hot damn!!! You're hardly setting the scene with your dingy bedsit and others nearby.
You're not picky op, we get that, but most are discerning : you need to get that!
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x I've had lots. Just sayin' I've had 1 or 2 "I haven't had friggin any maybe I should make a thread too? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first? a quick spray of fabrese and some femfresh for my man bits and yer will never noticed "No! Ive set the minimum wash requirements now. Sorry | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2 "You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh | |||
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x I've had lots. Just sayin' "Well done you! Congratulations lolz | |||
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"Ok well monkfish aside lol, apologies if I offended I know there's a lot of competition it just gets disheartening thats all especially the ones who do reply but then vanish, anyway ive put up a better pic and edited profile a bit, " Don't worry..your not the first to come and have a moan..it's how you take the resulting earbashing and come back from that
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x I've had lots. Just sayin'
Well done you! Congratulations lolz "Do i get a prize? | |||
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"Ok bit of an oversight by me here maybe I shouldn't have said picky but it's just a bit frustrating that's all and I'm sure some profiles that are one sentence with no pics aren't real too?" Stop whining! You're not entitled to see just by joining Fab! If a profile appears fake, ignore it: it really is that simple! | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously "hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2
You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh "3 what though | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not "And you scrub up lovely! | |||
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x" About 1% of the members use the forums. The rest are proactively arranging meets not bemoaning the fact people don't want to fuck them! | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not "The bar has been set my monk fishy friend | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2
You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though "3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though  | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
And you scrub up lovely! "thankyou . Tell that Christos he wants to cleanse me xx | |||
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"As a big guy I'm fairly resilient to bashing being an ex doorman helps too lol, I've always found advice even in the harshest environments lol. Thanks "Folk like to cluck a bit here at times and have a peck at folk..to be fair..some kinda ask for it. I wouldn't worry..some other thread will get them all indignant tomorrow and all gets forgotten | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
The bar has been set my monk fishy friend "your demands are high . OK but no waxing | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
And you scrub up lovely! thankyou . Tell that Christos he wants to cleanse me xx"Only the flesh..the soul is fucked and beyond help | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
And you scrub up lovely! thankyou . Tell that Christos he wants to cleanse me xx
Only the flesh..the soul is fucked and beyond help "oh yeah . There's no going back there | |||
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"Very few men have meets from what I gather from the chat on the forums....if you don't have everything going for you I would say the chances of getting a meet are extremely slim.....if it's not working for you I would give up x About 1% of the members use the forums. The rest are proactively arranging meets not bemoaning the fact people don't want to fuck them!" Thanks for sharing x | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2
You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though
3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though "now that would be a party from hell | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
The bar has been set my monk fishy friend your demands are high . OK but no waxing "Ok ok...i'm a reasonable man..no waxing | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
The bar has been set my monk fishy friend your demands are high . OK but no waxing
Ok ok...i'm a reasonable man..no waxing "ok start the jet wash | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not "Tosh if you pay for the jetwash, christos can we skip the bleach? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
Tosh if you pay for the jetwash, christos can we skip the bleach? "deal . No waxing no bleach | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted "I'll join ya | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
I'll join ya "Why? Do you smell like a monkfish too ? | |||
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"Yeah fancy people been picky who they have sex with pfffttt. Disgusting
Not allowed to be picky? Right tosh that puts you at the top of my to do list cheeky mare . I'm a catch I'll have you know
So is a monkfish and have you seen those bloody things? Right now I work I actually smell like one
I want you
even if I smell of monkfish ??
That's kinky right?
Enjoy hull love..He's not stinking out my bed and i don't give a fuck how nice his arse is ok
What about if I wash him first?
Jetwash at the garage first, full shampoo and wax.
An hours soak in a paddling pool of light bleach solution including a reet good scrub in the garden
A bath followed by a hot shower is absolute minimum before he comes into the bedroom ok...seriously hey I get a bath every Sunday whether I need one or not
And you scrub up lovely! thankyou . Tell that Christos he wants to cleanse me xx
Only the flesh..the soul is fucked and beyond help oh yeah . There's no going back there "Pretty sure id just get laughed off the step at the pearly gates now...not even a genuine sorry gets me past them now and that's pretty much a free pass into the big mans cloud house | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
I'll join ya Why? Do you smell like a monkfish too ? "I dunno. I hope not. | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted "Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
I'll join ya Why? Do you smell like a monkfish too ?
I dunno. I hope not."I can check if anyone wants? | |||
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I'll join ya Why? Do you smell like a monkfish too ?
I dunno. I hope not.
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You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though
3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though now that would be a party from hell "I know, we'll have to arrange it sometime, and maybe invite Christos | |||
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Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up"You joining us? Anyone else? | |||
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You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though
3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though now that would be a party from hell
I know, we'll have to arrange it sometime, and maybe invite Christos "Which means sammi too i trust? | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up
You joining us? Anyone else? "Can i still play resi a bit in between? | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2
You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though
3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though now that would be a party from hell
I know, we'll have to arrange it sometime, and maybe invite Christos
Which means sammi too i trust? "Ooh my knickers just got a bit wet | |||
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Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up
You joining us? Anyone else?
Can i still play resi a bit in between? "Yeah. It's two player so we can all just take it in turns when we need a break | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2
You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though
3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though now that would be a party from hell
I know, we'll have to arrange it sometime, and maybe invite Christos
Which means sammi too i trust? "Only if she can she be trusted to behave herself | |||
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Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up
You joining us? Anyone else?
Can i still play resi a bit in between?
Yeah. It's two player so we can all just take it in turns when we need a break "Your the only woman thus far, as if your getting a break | |||
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"I've had 1 or 2
You'd have 3 if you meet me Tosh 3 what though
3 of the best, I might have to bring pp & Bladey along with me though now that would be a party from hell
I know, we'll have to arrange it sometime, and maybe invite Christos
Which means sammi too i trust?
Only if she can she be trusted to behave herself "No...you mad | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up
You joining us? Anyone else?
Can i still play resi a bit in between?
Yeah. It's two player so we can all just take it in turns when we need a break
Your the only woman thus far, as if your getting a break "You boys can have some bum fun | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then "Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. " Fancy a fuck | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang "Same shit different day then | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck "Always with you, my lovely | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then "I got lost when they started talking about a fish | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up
You joining us? Anyone else?
Can i still play resi a bit in between?
Yeah. It's two player so we can all just take it in turns when we need a break
Your the only woman thus far, as if your getting a break
You boys can have some bum fun "I'm good with that....bladey...you made it just in time pal | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang "Shameless aii | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
I got lost when they started talking about a fish "Hello lovely. Where have you been? | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
I got lost when they started talking about a fish "The path of the monkfish is shrouded my friend | |||
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I got lost when they started talking about a fish
Hello lovely. Where have you been? "Hello! I've been around all day | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely "Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii "Care to help turn it into an orgy? | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs "4 years? Hahaha | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii
Care to help turn it into an orgy? "Nah! I'm too good | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Same shit different day then "Absolutely, this one is much better though, as pp doesn't even know he's involved | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii
Care to help turn it into an orgy?
Nah! I'm too good "Humble too....nice | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii
Care to help turn it into an orgy?
Nah! I'm too good
Humble too....nice "Yes... I am not worthy to be in your gangbang/attempted orgy | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha "Well I go for quality you see not quantity | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii
Care to help turn it into an orgy?
Nah! I'm too good
Humble too....nice
Yes... I am not worthy to be in your gangbang/attempted orgy "It's not even attempted...its just imaginary sillyness | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity "Who did you pull?! Aphrodite? | |||
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"I've been on this site months now, had a few replies that have gone no where, either they vanished or just stopped responding for no reason. But my biggest gripe is, I take the time to write tailored messages be nice. I'm not rude or crude nor do I send dick pics yet 99% of people either don't reply or just delete the messages. I know I'm a bigger guy which isn't everyones cup of tea but I refuse to believe out of six months+ of being on here I'm that bad looking that NO ONE is interested in a 20 mile radius. I never bat above my station either if I think someone due to their profile info won't like me I won't try.w which means I take notice of what people want. So whats going on here?, for a swinging site it's very picky..." Its quite simply supply and demand. Plenty of men, not many women. Top 5-10% of men are the ones having sex. Me I waste too much time looking at these repeated threads and try to forget I'm not in that 5-10% | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity
Who did you pull?! Aphrodite? "Oh my God! How did you find out my name??? | |||
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii
Care to help turn it into an orgy?
Nah! I'm too good
Humble too....nice
Yes... I am not worthy to be in your gangbang/attempted orgy
It's not even attempted...its just imaginary sillyness "Well that's disappointing. I thought I was well in there | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity
Who did you pull?! Aphrodite?
Oh my God! How did you find out my name??? "just a guess
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"Ello Ello Ello what's going on ere then
Op came on with a gripe and kickstarted a gangbang
Shameless aii
Care to help turn it into an orgy?
Nah! I'm too good
Humble too....nice
Yes... I am not worthy to be in your gangbang/attempted orgy
It's not even attempted...its just imaginary sillyness
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"Love it when peops come on here are surprised when they cant get meets. And think 'ah, swinging/sex site,... no values no morals,...bound to take the bait' Best when its newbies as I have oppo to give a thoroughly good ear thrashing. Then block the disrespectful plonka. OP....patience. it doesnt matter what colour our hair is, abundance or not, size of body etc etc. This is a place full of humans who enjoy sex and have an open minded attitude toward it. Not a site of...[add ypur perception here] People are people. Same shit in reality as is on here. But with the poison challace of anonymity. I would however comfortably speak as I type. But with less typos. " There's no chance of a quick nosh in the back of my van then | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity
Who did you pull?! Aphrodite?
Oh my God! How did you find out my name???
just a guess
Your laundry needs emptying by the way "Right that's it... Closing my curtains now... And so wanted to give my neighbour a bit of a show too..... | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity
Who did you pull?! Aphrodite?
Oh my God! How did you find out my name???
just a guess
Your laundry needs emptying by the way
Right that's it... Closing my curtains now... And so wanted to give my neighbour a bit of a show too..... "That's it I'm buying the house next door | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity
Who did you pull?! Aphrodite?
Oh my God! How did you find out my name???
just a guess
Your laundry needs emptying by the way
Right that's it... Closing my curtains now... And so wanted to give my neighbour a bit of a show too.....
That's it I'm buying the house next door "As long as you keep the door unlocked at all times, just in case I wanted..... To borrow some sugar | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. Fancy a fuck
Always with you, my lovely
Puffs out chest and walks around with a manly strut. Yes I've pulled and it only took me 4 yrs
4 years? Hahaha
Well I go for quality you see not quantity
Who did you pull?! Aphrodite?
Oh my God! How did you find out my name???
just a guess
Your laundry needs emptying by the way
Right that's it... Closing my curtains now... And so wanted to give my neighbour a bit of a show too.....
That's it I'm buying the house next door
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"I still smell of monkfish "Hiya tosh or should I call you monky | |||
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"I still smell of monkfish
Hiya tosh or should I call you monky "I've been called worse things | |||
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"I still smell of monkfish
Hiya tosh or should I call you monky I've been called worse things "Haven't we all mate | |||
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"I feel for you OP. I can imagine it must be frustrating. But to repeat what I've said to others who have written the same thing... Women have the right to choose who they reply to, meet, and have sex with. I know you feel annoyed that women ignore a message you have so carefully written out, but they've not specifically asked you to message them. I get dozens, sometimes hundreds of messages a day. Fab is my fun time. I really want to spend it chatting and flirting, not saying 'no thank you' to men, for hours on end. Sorry, but that is the harsh truth I'm afraid. " Didn't think of it that way, I think it's the ones who seem interested then vanish that really does it mostly. Your very beautiful by the way, always loved the hair over the eye look lol | |||
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"And maybe skip the pool and the bath . So that leaves a quick dip in the shower . Sorted
Fuck it...have a chewing gum and come in....i give up
You joining us? Anyone else?
Can i still play resi a bit in between?
Yeah. It's two player so we can all just take it in turns when we need a break
Your the only woman thus far, as if your getting a break "I'd join in with this party | |||
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"It's a cliche but give it time. Maybe get yourself out to a few socials local to where you are. They are regularly listed in the forums. Also try a little housekeeping on your profile. You cast your net very wide; guys, girls, tv's and such. It can appear a little too indiscriminate and you run the risk of appearing to just get what you can irregardless (which in itself is a little off putting for folk here). Finally, try editing your text and pics. Talk of 'pokey bedsits' and badly lit photos surrounded by clutter will make it even harder to appeal. Hope this helps. Good luck. " | |||
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