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I've Been Done Up Like a Kipper, Guv

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Oi! Mods!

When you close a thread please can you say something,

anything,

even if it's just

"Move along now Sir, nothing to see here"

You wouldn't believe the grief I'm getting

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new stealth modding technique? I was thinking they'd been on quite a wide ranging recruitment drive.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Is this a new stealth modding technique? I was thinking they'd been on quite a wide ranging recruitment drive."

[poster removed by moderator for 24 hours 22:29 26/09/16]

(I think that's how it's done...)

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Is this a new stealth modding technique? I was thinking they'd been on quite a wide ranging recruitment drive."

I see what you're doing now.

You're actually not going to post anything for a whole day aren't you? Just to make it look like I really have.

You're all in on it together

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

When it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... just change your name to Fish.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"When it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... just change your name to Fish.

"

"Chalk hearts melting on a playground wall" type Fish

or "I wish to purchase a licence for my pet Halibut" type Fish?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Sorry Mr ddc, not been logged in for most of the day, so have missed all of the "action", but step aside buddy and let Ace take all of the flack. What would you like me to do sir

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Sorry Mr ddc, not been logged in for most of the day, so have missed all of the "action", but step aside buddy and let Ace take all of the flack. What would you like me to do sir "

Stick up for me Ace.

Tell them I'm not really a mod, and warn them that if they don't believe me I'll give them a 24th timeout

(oh, hang on )

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Sorry Mr ddc, not been logged in for most of the day, so have missed all of the "action", but step aside buddy and let Ace take all of the flack. What would you like me to do sir

Stick up for me Ace.

Tell them I'm not really a mod, and warn them that if they don't believe me I'll give them a 24th timeout

(oh, hang on )"

Only a 24th? Ffs man you are messing around with the powers that are within your grasp, you just have to believe

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"I'm not really a mod, and warn them that if they don't believe me I'll give them a 24th timeout

(oh, hang on )

Only a 24th? Ffs man you are messing around with the powers that are within your grasp, you just have to believe "

And that was meant to be 24hr not 24th

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

All threads should close to the sound of Jim Morrison and The Doors 'The End'

IMO !?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

"

It's all herring to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All threads should close to the sound of Jim Morrison and The Doors 'The End'

IMO !?!

"

before fading out to Riders on the Storm.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

"

As a woman, you should know your plaice...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are kippers done up, exactly?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

As a woman, you should know your plaice... "

Red herring. Flounder around as much as you want you can't hook me on that line.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"How are kippers done up, exactly? "

I'm not sure, but I'm gutted that I've been hung out to dry once again

I blame the EU

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"How are kippers done up, exactly?

I'm not sure, but I'm gutted that I've been hung out to dry once again

I blame the EU "

They're just trying to smoke you out.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"All threads should close to the sound of Jim Morrison and The Doors 'The End'

IMO !?!

before fading out to Riders on the Storm. "

Little known fact...I was a dancer with a Doors tribute band...for a whole summer once!

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

As a woman, you should know your plaice...

Red herring. Flounder around as much as you want you can't hook me on that line.

"
Good Cod woman, have you no Sole? I've Haddock with you. I'll Clam up if you don't Rudd-y stop.

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

{goes to dig out his I-Spy Book of Fish in preparation... }

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

As a woman, you should know your plaice...

Red herring. Flounder around as much as you want you can't hook me on that line.

Good Cod woman, have you no Sole? I've Haddock with you. I'll Clam up if you don't Rudd-y stop."

Pollocks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How are kippers done up, exactly?

I'm not sure, but I'm gutted that I've been hung out to dry once again

I blame the EU "

The EU? European Union?

Why did nobody mentioned this?

I voted to get out of female sheep.....how embarrassing

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

As a woman, you should know your plaice...

Red herring. Flounder around as much as you want you can't hook me on that line.

Good Cod woman, have you no Sole? I've Haddock with you. I'll Clam up if you don't Rudd-y stop.

Pollocks!"

(I should be grateful you haven't mentioned my little Winkle yet )

Stop your Carp-ing on, there's no Porpoise to continuing this, you'll only make me start Whale-ing

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"How are kippers done up, exactly?

I'm not sure, but I'm gutted that I've been hung out to dry once again

I blame the EU

They're just trying to smoke you out.

"

Yes, the s-Tench is overwhelming

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

As a woman, you should know your plaice...

Red herring. Flounder around as much as you want you can't hook me on that line.

Good Cod woman, have you no Sole? I've Haddock with you. I'll Clam up if you don't Rudd-y stop.

Pollocks!

(I should be grateful you haven't mentioned my little Winkle yet )

Stop your Carp-ing on, there's no Porpoise to continuing this, you'll only make me start Whale-ing "

Don't be Koi about your little mussel.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Silly me, it was "kipper," not "kipper "

It's all herring to me.

As a woman, you should know your plaice...

Red herring. Flounder around as much as you want you can't hook me on that line.

Good Cod woman, have you no Sole? I've Haddock with you. I'll Clam up if you don't Rudd-y stop.

Pollocks!

(I should be grateful you haven't mentioned my little Winkle yet )

Stop your Carp-ing on, there's no Porpoise to continuing this, you'll only make me start Whale-ing "
little winkle I was told it was a congar eel

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Of course, you do realise that eventually one of us is going to be left with 'Roach', and the real Mods will never believe it's a fish, so one of us will end up with two Dace on the naughty-step, while the other nods sagely and says "I Toad you so"

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By *erbyDalesCpl OP   Couple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


" little winkle I was told it was a congar eel"

Perhaps an elver, but if you want to see if you can make it grow...

(I can't believe you pair have got me doing smutty chat now, there's definitely something fishy going on... )

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"When it looks like a fish and smells like a fish... just change your name to Fish.

"

Is there a spot in Marillion going?

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