FabSwingers.com forum: What couldn't you do?

By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??"

sensible man a man u top would be a real turn off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks

Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks

Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top"

Well personally i always remove my socks before my duds. And never indulged in footie shirt sex. I have actually refused one on principle grounds. So i would include a Man U shirt, Chelsea and Everton. NEVER gonna happen

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks

Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top

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oh shall i take my spurs one back then ?

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks

Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top

oh shall i take my spurs one back then ?

I am not doing you in your robbie keen shirt

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bloody socks. How can you possibly take a man seriously if hes shagging you wearing nothing but his socks

Hate socks but marginally better than a man u top

oh shall i take my spurs one back then ?

I am not doing you in your robbie keen shirt

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its stained from the other day anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm yeah I'm kinda in agreance in the sock thing nothing more comical n silly looking likes starkers with there little feet earners hahaha lmao just visualizing it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's a turn off anyone wearing football clobber eeeek LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Football shirts worn by overweight men in the high street has to be one of the daftest things ever..! Second only to the guys who walk around all day with their bluetooth headsets welded to their ears in the vain hope that someone will call them!

As for sex, soz but the bra just HAS to come off..!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"it's a turn off anyone wearing football clobber eeeek LOL "
ur obviously not normal then

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"it's a turn off anyone wearing football clobber eeeek LOL ur obviously not normal then

If you had a woodgate one you might fall over n hurt ya self lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now a city shirt mmmmmmmm what a turn on xxxx

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"now a city shirt mmmmmmmm what a turn on xxxx

What Bradford city?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"now a city shirt mmmmmmmm what a turn on xxxx

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i would have to concur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes fresh bradford.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend (yes a friend!!!) was asked by her 'then' boyfriend to have sex wearing a Liverpool shirt and a trilby!! And she did!! I take the piss at every opportunity!!!

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Sky blue city would be better

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"it's a turn off anyone wearing football clobber eeeek LOL "

Oh I don't know, George Best late sixties, when they did wear shorts

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"it's a turn off anyone wearing football clobber eeeek LOL

Oh I don't know, George Best late sixties, when they did wear shorts

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"

Naa not a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

good job iam a man city then fresh and i have a shirt xxxx

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"good job iam a man city then fresh and i have a shirt xxxx"

If it was red it would just have to come off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

running to the man utd shop as we type lol x

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"running to the man utd shop as we type lol x"

I hope not!!! You dont have floor cloths ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ffs fresh lol xxxxx

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

so your a sky blue then lol or........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blue babe xxxx but i can be what ever you want me to be....

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"blue babe xxxx but i can be what ever you want me to be....

Mmmmm that is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think mines has 2 be a rangers top lol

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"think mines has 2 be a rangers top lol

What green and white hoops one???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh good fresh always aim to please xxxx

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"oh good fresh always aim to please xxxx

MMmmm i like to be pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

iam getting there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couldnt perform in any footie shirt.

oh no no no.

now if it was jonny wilkos shirt, pref with him lying next to it.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whats a turn off for me....erm let me think....nothing...lol

and i dont like football full stop so all footie tops would be a no no.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i really dislike specs..dunno why..just do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leeds leeds leeds !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off"

oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off

oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates"

My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol..

Funny thing was well over half the beach fellas wore em... Same in the far east... seems only Europe hate em as much lol...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

*remembers to leave his speedo's at home for the beach party*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*remembers to leave his speedo's at home for the beach party*"

oh yeah please do...you know mr notts is into cling film and other such percularites...so best leave him to it

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

can I wear my rubber suit still?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can I wear my rubber suit still?"

only if you wear the matching snorkel

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

oh yes I have that and the mask

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"oh yes I have that and the mask

may need that for "diving"...lol

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

Latex is so much better!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Latex is so much better!!!"
add a gimp mask and u got a deal

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Latex is so much better!!!add a gimp mask and u got a deal

Got the mask if you want to play. You might gag a little

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Latex is so much better!!!add a gimp mask and u got a deal

Got the mask if you want to play. You might gag a little

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now theres an offer, see you on the dark side

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"Latex is so much better!!!add a gimp mask and u got a deal

Got the mask if you want to play. You might gag a little

now theres an offer, see you on the dark side

Dark is good it fills the desire it quenches the need! Feel its warmth with me...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off

oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates

My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol"

Thats your excuse and your sticking to it eh!...

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"oh yes I have that and the mask

may need that for "diving"...lol"

oh yes I'm a very qualified diver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*remembers to leave his speedo's at home for the beach party*

oh yeah please do...you know mr notts is into cling film and other such percularites...so best leave him to it"

You'd love to have me in nothing but cling film, admit it lol...

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol"

the woman from the krankies...erm...well am tall and she is small...so she could come in handy for summit

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol"

Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys

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By *resh freddie OP Man
over a year ago

Penistone

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol

Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys

Oooooo the crankies!!! Now that is nasty!!!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol

Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys

hahhhaa ...think its actually a hubby and wife ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol

Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys

chuffing hell hun you aint watched much telly growing up as a kid.

hey wasnt sale of the century from norwich....about the only thing i know about norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??"

I bet you bloody would if said lady was Cheryl Cole!

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

"i couldnt do joe pesquale ...sorry, its the voice

shame really as he's local and i'm at a bit of a loose end today

Bet he does good dirty talk

nooooo! be like throwing a bucket of cold water over me. The woman from the krankies would be the same lol

Woman from the Ktankies? I thought it was two boys

chuffing hell hun you aint watched much telly growing up as a kid.

hey wasnt sale of the century from norwich....about the only thing i know about norwich"

yes it was and so was Tricia, but we ain't Norwich folk we are here on 'missionary' work pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me i just couldn't perform with a lady in a Man Utd shirt. Just not gonna happen for me? Any one else have silly no no,s??

I bet you bloody would if said lady was Cheryl Cole!

ah eh wishy...i couldnt do cheryl cole in a man u shirt...would be like a pair of nipples on a stick...i like my girlies more...curvy...and not able to run fast...lol...is that why you tie em up do ya think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off

oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates

My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol..

Funny thing was well over half the beach fellas wore em... Same in the far east... seems only Europe hate em as much lol...

If I wore speedos my arse would eat them and they'd end up looking like a thong and then I'd get no action at all. Fuck that. I'll stick to me knee length shorts with pockets in just about every place imaginable that really bulk out when you fill them full of every piece of crap you THINK you'll need for a day trip out just to save carrying a fookin bag!

Far more sexier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"on a serious note men in thongs yuk yuk yuk and bad tattoos put me off

oh my god yeah i so hate a man in a thong....or men at the beach in speedos....ffs leave something to the imagination guys....like the opposite of a wonder bra, but still lifts and separates

My mate bangs on about speedo's.... The four of us went to Mexico.. I wore nothing but for a fortnight just to wind him up lol..

Funny thing was well over half the beach fellas wore em... Same in the far east... seems only Europe hate em as much lol...

Far more sexier.

oh i so agree wishy far more better to leave something to the imagination (sez she who bares all in her pics) anyhow you could keep ya rope in ya pockets and look like harrison ford out of raiders....tie me up anytime hun

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