FabSwingers.com forum: Best lines in films

By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Snatch:

And the hare has to outrun the dogs.

So, what if it doesn't?

Well, the big rabbit gets fucked, doesn't it?

Proper fucked?

Yeah, Tommy.

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

You want the truth?

You couldn't handle the truth...

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Snatch:

Fuck-face, who's speaking to you? He asked him, didn't he?

Fuck-face? I like that one, Errol. I'll remember that next time I climb off your mum.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.

Snatch - Brick Top

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

In the quiet words of the Virgin Mary... come again?

(as above)

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Maybe we should just rename the thread best lines in Snatch?

Okay, another classic:

Charlie don't surf!

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By *ee_awMan
over a year ago

newcastle

Comittments -

Elvis is not soul.

Elvis is God.

I never pictured God with a fat gut and corset singing "My Way" at Caesar's Palace.

and also -

What did Evel Knievel want?

God sent him.

What?

God sent him.

On a fucking Suzuki??

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... and the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O written down the side of mine... should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you screw up just this much...you'll be flying a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of hong kong!"

Great thread by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Here are your names: Mr. Brown, Mr. White, Mr. Blonde, Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, and Mr. Pink.

Why am I Mr. Pink?

Because you're a faggot! Alright.

Reservoir Dogs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls.

Ha...bullet tooth tony. Love that scene

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

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If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think you're bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything, I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now, do you understand everything I've just said? 'Cause if you don't, I'll kill ya! Now, Mr Bubble and Squeak, you may enlighten me.

Rory Breaker... LS&2SB

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Leave the kid alone

The Wanderers (a classic film)

more quotes later

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Welcome to Fight Club. The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my favorite lines is in the film Con air with Nicolas cage

It was

"put the bunny back in the box" xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Hardly, my lord, it's just an eye. The gods saw fit to grace me with a spare.

Dilios - 300

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"We can't get married at all…I'm a man."

"Well, nobody's perfect."

Some Like It Hot

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody puts Baby in the corner.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

A thousand nations of the Persian empire descend upon you. Our arrows will blot out the sun!

Then we will fight in the shade.

300

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

the best line ever

"you're gonna need a bigger boat"

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

It is the law, my lord. The Spartan army must not go to war.

Nor shall it. I've issued no such orders. I'm here, just taking a stroll, stretching my legs. These, uh, 300 men are my personal bodyguard.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I'll execute every motherfucking last one of ya

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it. ....

Did you know that the first Matrix was designed to be a perfect human world? Where none suffered, where everyone would be happy. It was a disaster. No one would accept the program. Entire crops were lost. Some believed we lacked the programming language to describe your perfect world. But I believe that, as a species, human beings define their reality through suffering and misery. The perfect world was a dream that your primitive cerebrum kept trying to wake up from. Which is why the Matrix was redesigned to this: the peak of your civilization.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Listen to this one then; you open a company called the Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club. You take an advert in the back page of some gay mag, advertising the latest in arse-intruding dildos, sell it a bit with, er... I dunno, does what no other dildo can do until now, latest and greatest in sexual technology. Guaranteed results or money back, all that bollocks. These dills cost twenty-five each; a snip for all the pleasure they are going to give the recipients. They send a cheque to the company name, nothing offensive, er, Bobbie's Bits or something, for twenty-five. You put these in the bank for two weeks and let them clear. Now this is the clever bit. Then you send back the cheques for twenty-five pounds from the real company name, Arse Tickler's Faggot Fan Club, saying sorry, we couldn't get the supply from America, they have sold out. Now you see how many of the people cash those cheques; not a single soul, because who wants his bank manager to know he tickles arses when he is not paying in cheques!

one best out of Lock,stock and Two smoking Barrels

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

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By *utzzCouple
over a year ago

wrexham

A couple from the Devil's Rejects

Otis Driftwood: Boy, the next word that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant fuckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.

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Captain Spaulding: If you're gonna start the killing, you best start it right here. Make sure I'm all the way dead, because I'll come back and make you my bitch!

*****

Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?

Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...

Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.

I love that film!

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

go for your guns you sons of bitchs

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Nicky's methods of betting weren't scientific, but they worked. When he won, he collected. When he lost, he told the bookies to go fuck themselves. I mean, what were they going to do, muscle Nicky? Nicky was the muscle.

A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night.

Casino

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning I'll get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and, uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a fuck about jail. That's my business. That's what I do.

Casino

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

These go to 11

This is Spinal Tap

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

The Princess Bride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out of bubble gum!!

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Dave, this conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye.

2001: A Space Odyssey

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser gate. All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die.

Blade Runner

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government.

Monty Python and the Holy Grail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look...it's stiff !"

Thumper on a frozen lake in Bambi !

Noticed this not so much about a line in a film but a whole script !!

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

This is my rifle. There are many others like it, but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of our enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"where's ya tool"

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh? The fairy fucking godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing! I will PT you all until you fucking die! I'll PT you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were only supposed to blow the BLOODY DOORS OFF!!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

See, there's three kinds of people: dicks, pussies, and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to fuck all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want us to shit all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't fuck the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit!

TA:WP 2004

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

If I want your opinion, I will give it to you - GI Jane

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Welease Woderwick

He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not gonna drain you completely. You're gonna turn for me. You'll be my slave. You'll live for me. You'll eat bugs because I order it. Why? Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood. You'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool. And at my command, you'll lick the dog shit from my boot heel. Since you'll be my dog, your new name will be "Spot". Welcome to slavery.

No, thanks. I've already had a wife.

From Dusk til Dawn.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

We're all individuals.

I'm not.

Shhhhh!

Well I'm not!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

the knights who say nee demand a sacrifice!! you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring!!!!

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By *INKKKYMan
over a year ago

LIVERPOOL/ WIRRAL

you talking to me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have what she's having."

(When Harry met Sally)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All right, that's enough! Look, we're all very impressed with Andy's new toy.

Toy?

T-O-Y, Toy!

Excuse me, I think the word you're searching for is "Space Ranger".

The word I'm searching for I can't say because there's preschool toys present.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- "Promise me you'll come back for me."

- "I promise, I'll come back for you."

(The English Patient)

*sobs*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus... dickus

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

you need to be kissed, and often, and by someone who knows how

Gone with the Wind

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

Apocalypse Now

Its a hundred and six miles to Chicago we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, its dark and we're wearing sunglasses.......

Hit it!!!

Blues Brothers

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago

south coast

This is not a dress. This is a tunic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- "What makes you think you can just walk in there and find, uh, what we need?"

- "They're called boobs, Ed."

Erin Brockovich (2000)

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

He'd have to be one charmin motherfuckin pig

Zeds dead baby, Zeds dead.

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. anchor man..

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything...

Sucker Punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Harry)

"I love that you get cold when it's seventy-one degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half to order a sandwich. I love that you get a little crinkle above your nose when you're lookin' at me like I'm nuts. I love that after I spend the day with you, I can still smell your perfume on my clothes. And I love that you are the last person I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night. And it's not because I'm lonely. And it's not because it's New Year's Eve. I came here tonight because when you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

(Sally)

"You see, that is just like you, Harry. You say things like that, and you make it impossible for me to hate you. And I hate you, Harry. I really hate you."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Damnit! I didn't realize how fucked up I was till I just saw your ass, girl. You went from Beyonce to Bigfoot in less than 6 fucking hours!

Smoking Aces

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Wha ... how did you do this?

Well, um, seeing as how I have no brains or legal expertise, and Ed here was losing faith in the system, am I right?

Oh yeah, completely, no faith, no faith ...

I just went out there and performed sexual favours. 634 blowjobs in five days .... I'm really quite tired.

(Erin Brochovich)

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

If she was President of the United States she'd be Baberaham Lincoln

Waynes World

Get your filthy paws off me you stinking ape

Planet of the apes

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Surely you can't be serious Dr Rumack.

I am serious and don't call me Shirley.

They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into to. I say, let 'em crash.

Airplane.

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

Medication time

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

Show me the money

Jerry Macguire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just wanna say one thing....YO ADRIAN I DID IT!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanna buy a caravan?

Why would i wanna buy a caravan wi no fuckin wheels?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

D'ya like dargs?

sorry...?

Dya like dargs?

ohhh dogs, yeh i like dogs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one of the many great bits from the speech

"On this team, we fight for that inch

On this team, we tear ourselves, and everyone around us

to pieces for that inch.

We CLAW with our finger nails for that inch.

Cause we know

when we add up all those inches

that's going to make the fucking difference

between WINNING and LOSING

between LIVING and DYING."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And another from the Great Al Pacino

"Just when I thought I was out.....THEY pull me back in...!"

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By *reakchicCouple
over a year ago

glasgow

enough is ENOUGH! i have had it with these motherfuckin' snakes on this motherfuckin' plane!

everybody strap in! im about to open some fuckin' windows!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jake La Motta: Did you fuck my wife?

Joey LaMotta: What?

Jake La Motta: Did you fuck my wife?

Joey LaMotta: [pauses] How do you ask me that? I'm your brother and you ask me that? Where do you get you're balls big enough to ask me that?

Jake La Motta: I'm gonna ask you again, did you or didn't you? Just answer the question.

Joey LaMotta: I'm not gonna answer that. It's stupid. It's a sick question and you're a sick fuck and I'm not that sick that I'm gonna answer it. I'm leaving, If Nora calls tell her I went home. You know what you should do? Do a little more fucking and a little less eating, so you don't have to blame it all on me and everybody else, you understand me? You're cracking up! Ya' fucking screw ball ya'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frankly my dear I don't give a damn ..."

Gone with the Wind

"I have something to share with you. I can't swim." "Hah the jump will probably kill ya.."

and

"Oh I thought we were in trouble..."

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

still shaking it here boss

Cool Hand Luke

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Yippee Kai-yay motherfucker!!!

Die Hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slartibartfast: Perhaps I'm old and tired, but I think that the chances of finding out what's actually going on are so absurdly remote that the only thing to do is to say, "Hang the sense of it," and keep yourself busy. I'd much rather be happy than right any day.

Arthur Dent: And are you?

Slartibartfast: Ah, no.... Well, that's where it all falls down, of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the best line ever

"you're gonna need a bigger boat""

I second that! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel the need, the need for speed

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By *anny PepperoniMan
over a year ago

Matlock

""I know what you're thinkin'. 'Did he fire six shots or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya punk?""

Ya beat me to it bloody pc crashed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't mean to call you a meatloaf, Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bueller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get busy living, or get busy dying.

(Shawshank Redemption)

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

brilliant quote from a top film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wanna know how I got these scars? My father...was...a drinker, and a fiend.

And one night, he goes off craaazier than usual.

Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself.

He doesn't like that. Not...one...BIT.

So...me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. He turns to me...and he says..."WHY SO SERIOUS?".

He comes at me with the knife..."WHY SO SERIOUS?!".

Sticks the blade in my mouth..."LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE!"

...aaaand...why so serious?

legend of quote and scene and every single thing he said in that movie

faaantastic

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Billy Hayes: What is a crime? What is punishment? It seems to vary from time to time and place to place. What's legal today is suddenly illegal tomorrow because society says it's so, and what's illegal yesterday is suddenly legal because everybody's doin' it, and you can't put everybody in jail. I'm not saying this is right or wrong. I'm just saying that's the way it is. But I've spent 3 1/2 years of my life in your prison, and I think I've paid for my error, and if it's your decision today to sentence me to more years, then I...

[he becomes overcome with anger] "

from Midnight Express

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By *azarus70Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Jaws,

Were going to need a bigger boat!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Its been emotional

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"What kind of seeing-eye dog is this?"

Steve Martin

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You're offering me a job?

Doug: Uh huh.

Brian: The waitresses hate me!

Doug: You wait till you've given them crabs. Then you'll really know hatred is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!

Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?

[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]

Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!

[Jarko and Asher cough harder]

Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!

[pause where nothing happens]

Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.

[still nothing]

Hannibal King: Do you have a cell phone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now listen here, you mullet. Why don't you just light your tampon, and blow your box apart? Because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart!

Priscilla

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By *he Usual SuspectMan
over a year ago

Mexborough

A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti."

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

""where's ya tool""

What fucking tool!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!

Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Shirley Valentine: That's right, Millandra, I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!

Van Driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!

Shirley Valentine: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the F plan!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cartman trying to explain sex in southpark..What's there to understand? You get a boner, slap her **** around some then stick it inside her and pee."

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

What?

You pooped in the refrigerator?

And you ate the whole… wheel of cheese?

How’d you do that? Wow, I’m not even mad; that’s amazing.

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By *nvictus OP Man
over a year ago

Beeston

Unngggh?

Rocky I, II, III, IV, V.....

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Cartmans just come from a sperm bank.

Kyle: Wow! That's a lot of seamen, Cartman.

Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.

Stan: That's cool.

Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, the stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck on a hose.

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