FabSwingers.com forum: chinese proverbs

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Woman who thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach sets her sights too high.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Man who shits on weighbridge does business on large scale.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Virginity like bubble...one prick...all gone.

Man who run in front of car...get tired.

Man who run behind car...get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket...feel cocky all day. (att: Underhill!)

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways...going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick...go hungry.

Man who eat many prunes...get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth!...but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right...war determine who is left.

Lady who fly upside down...has crack-up.

Wife who put husband in doghouse...soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day...get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib...but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell...bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet...is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house...should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well...often catch crabs.

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

Dont consider your reputation and you may do anything you like

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

wise man who asks for 69 in chinese takeaway may be dissapointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

man who sticks his cock in fireplace is fucking grate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He used to think Wang King was a city in China - until he discovered Smirnoff.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

. Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.

. Man who finger girl having period get caught red handed.

. Man trapped in pantry have ass in jam.

. Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger.

. Learn to masturbate -- come in handy.

Man who buy drowned cat must pay for wet pussy.

It is good for girl to meet boy in park, but better for boy to park meat in girl.

Man who jizz in cash register come into money.

Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

If chain still swing, seat still warm.

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

to many cocks spoil the brothel

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Why Chinese,honest question?

The sayings of Lao tzu are full of wit and wisdom,and Li Po's drinking songs sublime..

Mountain Drinking Song

To drown the ancient sorrows,

we drank a hundred jugs of wine

there in the beautiful night.

We couldn't go to bed with the moon so bright.

The finally the wine overcame us

and we lay down on the empty mountain--

the earth for a pillow,

and a blanket made of heaven.

Am i missing something?

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