FabSwingers.com forum: Best line ever

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my early days on here someone had on their profile 'one liners and winks will be blocked' so I sent them what I thought was a nice, respectful but perhaps in hindsight a tad too long message.

The result "If I wanted to read a book I would have bought one. Wanker" and a block!

Welcome to Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes if I get a guy being too pushy for a meet, I tell them I'm on my period!

Responses vary from a 'lol' to 'I'll try again in a few days' to 'can you still suck my cock though'.The one who said he didn't mind a bit of blood got blocked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X"

Easy; I've had the same message!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I had an 'I'd love to make you pregnant x' message this morning to. Doesn't get much worse. Actually it probably does!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X

Easy; I've had the same message!

Erm.. But.... You're.....?!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans..."

do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans...

do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening

Glad that was the best line... I'm sure for her it was pretty damned good too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite i've ever been sent is "If being hot was a felony, you'd be on death row"

The weirdest was the guy who asked if he could pay me £500 to use him as a toilet for the night

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I want you as my toilet slave" from someone called scatqueen..

Well, how could I refuse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans...

do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening

Glad that was the best line... I'm sure for her it was pretty damned good too?!

hoping nobody ever forgets times like that xx

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans..."

Maybe 'spill the beans' was the line !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the male half of a couple - a message along the lines of 'It's our fantasy to force her to hve sex with a woman'

Rape your wife you say? Nah. I'm alright ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X

Easy; I've had the same message!

Erm.. But.... You're.....?!!! Lol "

Without a womb, yes

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

"In my early days on here someone had on their profile 'one liners and winks will be blocked' so I sent them what I thought was a nice, respectful but perhaps in hindsight a tad too long message.

The result "If I wanted to read a book I would have bought one. Wanker" and a block!

Welcome to Fab!

Ha ha, Sorry for laughing but that is funny! ????

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

I like the Glasgow to London Euston.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"From the male half of a couple - a message along the lines of 'It's our fantasy to force her to hve sex with a woman'

Rape your wife you say? Nah. I'm alright ta.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I want to break into your house and take you against your will.

Um rape me.....let me think about that!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

'I've lost my phone no. Can I have yours?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'I've lost my phone no. Can I have yours?'"

Admittedly I do like that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do bareback?

No.

Not even if I let you go first?

Eh? Er still no.

Can my hubby suck you off then while I watch?

Not my thing sorry.

FUCKING TIME WASTING LOSER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday

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I do hope you said yes! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the "are you sure you are straight" ones now and again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Got the "are you sure you are straight" ones now and again

I get them! (Nice suit by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here - What are you?

My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had s few good ones.....from men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here - What are you?

My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment. "

Sorry Dear Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I like deepthroating so much that I puke

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

How much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here - What are you?

My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment.

Sorry Dear Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got the "are you sure you are straight" ones now and again

I get them! (Nice suit by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I like deepthroating so much that I puke

Well....do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm studying memorable dates in history, want to be my next one"

Made me giggle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday

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Yep! Had that one!

And the can I get you pregnant one.

It's like shit chat up line bingo

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