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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my early days on here someone had on their profile 'one liners and winks will be blocked' so I sent them what I thought was a nice, respectful but perhaps in hindsight a tad too long message.

The result "If I wanted to read a book I would have bought one. Wanker" and a block!

Welcome to Fab!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes if I get a guy being too pushy for a meet, I tell them I'm on my period!

Responses vary from a 'lol' to 'I'll try again in a few days' to 'can you still suck my cock though'.The one who said he didn't mind a bit of blood got blocked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago "

Spill the beans...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X"

Easy; I've had the same message!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I had an 'I'd love to make you pregnant x' message this morning to. Doesn't get much worse. Actually it probably does!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X

Easy; I've had the same message! "

Erm.. But.... You're.....?!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans..."

do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans...

do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening "

Glad that was the best line... I'm sure for her it was pretty damned good too?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourite i've ever been sent is "If being hot was a felony, you'd be on death row"

The weirdest was the guy who asked if he could pay me £500 to use him as a toilet for the night

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I want you as my toilet slave" from someone called scatqueen..

Well, how could I refuse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans...

do i need to ??? some sexy lady had been having orgasmic fantiasies - which were dealt with later that evening

Glad that was the best line... I'm sure for her it was pretty damned good too?! "

hoping nobody ever forgets times like that xx

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield


"not had many odd messages but ive been greeted in person with a shocker just a week or so ago

Spill the beans..."

Maybe 'spill the beans' was the line !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the male half of a couple - a message along the lines of 'It's our fantasy to force her to hve sex with a woman'

Rape your wife you say? Nah. I'm alright ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the best line you've ever been sent?

Think I've just had mine...

I want to get you pregnant!

Beat that... X

Easy; I've had the same message!

Erm.. But.... You're.....?!!! Lol "

Without a womb, yes

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales


"In my early days on here someone had on their profile 'one liners and winks will be blocked' so I sent them what I thought was a nice, respectful but perhaps in hindsight a tad too long message.

The result "If I wanted to read a book I would have bought one. Wanker" and a block!

Welcome to Fab! "

Ha ha, Sorry for laughing but that is funny! ????

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

I like the Glasgow to London Euston.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"From the male half of a couple - a message along the lines of 'It's our fantasy to force her to hve sex with a woman'

Rape your wife you say? Nah. I'm alright ta.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I want to break into your house and take you against your will.

Um rape me.....let me think about that!

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By *rozacMan
over a year ago

london

'I've lost my phone no. Can I have yours?'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"'I've lost my phone no. Can I have yours?'"

Admittedly I do like that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you do bareback?

No.

Not even if I let you go first?

Eh? Er still no.

Can my hubby suck you off then while I watch?

Not my thing sorry.

FUCKING TIME WASTING LOSER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday . "

I do hope you said yes! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got the "are you sure you are straight" ones now and again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got the "are you sure you are straight" ones now and again "

I get them! (Nice suit by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shit on my back.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here - What are you?

My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had s few good ones.....from men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here - What are you?

My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment. "

Sorry Dear Hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I like deepthroating so much that I puke

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

How much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here - What are you?

My favourite from somewhere else - i want to poke you with needles, knives and branding irons. Which I took as a massive compliment.

Sorry Dear Hatter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got the "are you sure you are straight" ones now and again

I get them! (Nice suit by the way)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do I like deepthroating so much that I puke "

Well....do you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm studying memorable dates in history, want to be my next one"

Made me giggle...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Had the can I fill shels pants with cash message yesterday . "

Yep! Had that one!

And the can I get you pregnant one.

It's like shit chat up line bingo

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