FabSwingers.com forum: The Negativity Sponge thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's all been a bit narky and contentious on here over the last few days hasn't it, and given its Monday morning and everyone's got MondayMorningitis the Grouchometer risks going into overload!

Use this thread as the one-stop shop for all negative outpourings - going to say something biting and sarky in another thread!? Hold that thought and come post it here instead!

This thread is super-absorbent so wil sponge up even the most cantankerous repostes and not only that, the inbuilt patented scent capsules will leave them smelling deliciously fragrant too!

Disclaimer: "having a difference of opinion doesn't make you negative" posts may need a second application

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I am a happy witch today

Give it a little more time and I will see what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all been a bit narky and contentious on here over the last few days hasn't it, and given its Monday morning and everyone's got MondayMorningitis the Grouchometer risks going into overload!

Use this thread as the one-stop shop for all negative outpourings - going to say something biting and sarky in another thread!? Hold that thought and come post it here instead!

This thread is super-absorbent so wil sponge up even the most cantankerous repostes and not only that, the inbuilt patented scent capsules will leave them smelling deliciously fragrant too!

Disclaimer: "having a difference of opinion doesn't make you negative" posts may need a second application "

First of all, it's riposte.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im rarely grumpy

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"It's all been a bit narky and contentious on here over the last few days hasn't it, and given its Monday morning and everyone's got MondayMorningitis the Grouchometer risks going into overload!

Use this thread as the one-stop shop for all negative outpourings - going to say something biting and sarky in another thread!? Hold that thought and come post it here instead!

This thread is super-absorbent so wil sponge up even the most cantankerous repostes and not only that, the inbuilt patented scent capsules will leave them smelling deliciously fragrant too!

Disclaimer: "having a difference of opinion doesn't make you negative" posts may need a second application "
. Pmsl, I really want to post something, but don't have anything to post, watch this space though, the day is yet young

Mrs blue eyes

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Nah. Apparently I must have some sort of ulterior motive and/or personality issues to voice any opinion. So I'll just shut the fuck up as others either tow the party line or leave in droves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's all been a bit narky and contentious on here over the last few days hasn't it, and given its Monday morning and everyone's got MondayMorningitis the Grouchometer risks going into overload!

Use this thread as the one-stop shop for all negative outpourings - going to say something biting and sarky in another thread!? Hold that thought and come post it here instead!

This thread is super-absorbent so wil sponge up even the most cantankerous repostes and not only that, the inbuilt patented scent capsules will leave them smelling deliciously fragrant too!

Disclaimer: "having a difference of opinion doesn't make you negative" posts may need a second application

First of all, it's riposte.

yay! The thread is working already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah. Apparently I must have some sort of ulterior motive and/or personality issues to voice any opinion. So I'll just shut the fuck up as others either tow the party line or leave in droves."

That's the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was grumpy yesterday but not today... Although 2 things to do that can either make me really happy or really grumpy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was feeling Grumpy the other day, but the other six complained about feeling left out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just have a look at who's at the top of the Championship table and that will cheer you all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just another Monday!

It's sad to see so many forum regulars drop off, even more so seeing as how they were positive merry souls but such is the cycle of the forums

Beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just have a look at who's at the top of the Championship table and that will cheer you all up

Up the Canaries eh!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all been a bit narky and contentious on here over the last few days hasn't it, and given its Monday morning and everyone's got MondayMorningitis the Grouchometer risks going into overload!

Use this thread as the one-stop shop for all negative outpourings - going to say something biting and sarky in another thread!? Hold that thought and come post it here instead!

This thread is super-absorbent so wil sponge up even the most cantankerous repostes and not only that, the inbuilt patented scent capsules will leave them smelling deliciously fragrant too!

Disclaimer: "having a difference of opinion doesn't make you negative" posts may need a second application

First of all, it's riposte.

yay! The thread is working already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No negativity here...

I'm a very happy bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not fucking slept, in pain fucking Monday, got to see the stupid gp, now got to go to work and spend the day with my dad (never work with family) going to to get moaned at for the rest of the day because I have gp appointment and my sister is off. Fuck my fucking life. On the bright side I did have a good Saturday day and night. Took my daughter to the zoo had a great day with her, then a great date. Unfortunately by 2:30 I was in hospital with adominal pain. Oh well class that as Sunday. Rant over

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am very chilled

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

I've just burnt the bacon and it's given me the right hump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in pain but smiling at the prospect of meeting with a couple from the forums.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

f**k orf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just burnt the bacon and it's given me the right hump"

Oh no..

I feel your pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck you dan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fed right up,brothers buisness got broken into,stole all the fuel for his lorries,me mum isnt well,nephew got to have yet another back operation,i got tooth ache,and its peeing down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck you dan"

I wish someone would

See the thread is working on two levels now - you've safely deposited your insult in here (thank you) and I've placed my 'woe is me I can't get a fuck off here' whinge here too!

It works, by God, it works!!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Fuck you dan

I wish someone would

See the thread is working on two levels now - you've safely deposited your insult in here (thank you) and I've placed my 'woe is me I can't get a fuck off here' whinge here too!

It works, by God, it works!!

"
. Oh well, if we are using it to get sympathy fucks, I'm here, yes over here, in the corner, yes the one with the bin bag over her head

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fed right up,brothers buisness got broken into,stole all the fuel for his lorries,me mum isnt well,nephew got to have yet another back operation,i got tooth ache,and its peeing down

Aw that's really shitty. Sorry to hear that, hope things take a turn for the better soon x

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I bypass and ignore grumpy threads and just post random shite on the ones that take ma fancy, it's worked incredibly well for me over the last 10 yrs

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not a happy bunny today I had very little sleep and I have a cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fed right up,brothers buisness got broken into,stole all the fuel for his lorries,me mum isnt well,nephew got to have yet another back operation,i got tooth ache,and its peeing down

Aw that's really shitty. Sorry to hear that, hope things take a turn for the better soon x "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!"

Bloody hell, your pussy has teeth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!

Bloody hell, your pussy has teeth?

it does and claws too.

don't mess with my pussy

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"Just have a look at who's at the top of the Championship table and that will cheer you all up

Grrrr!

I will remain chipper!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Gloucestershire council tried to murder me with a death-trap cattle grip. Now laid-up at home and can barely walk. HUMPH!!!!!!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!

Bloody hell, your pussy has teeth?

it does and claws too.

don't mess with my pussy

Hope it goes Meow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!

Bloody hell, your pussy has teeth?

it does and claws too.

don't mess with my pussy

Hope it goes Meow

it spits too....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And while we are at it rossendale council have still not sorted a hole on my st. Its been 2 friggin years,the japanese rebuilt everything the tsunami destroyed in a few months and they cant even sort a hole out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And while we are at it rossendale council have still not sorted a hole on my st. Its been 2 friggin years,the japanese rebuilt everything the tsunami destroyed in a few months and they cant even sort a hole out!

I must be a council worker as I'm struggling to sort a hole out too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

puts new meaning into "fill my holes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last few days? Last few weeks more like!!

Too much typing and not enough shagging I think. Me included.

Having just read the "War : We're doomed!!!!!!" type Thread, I think I may just jump the man in the shop downstairs and shag him to oblivion and be done with it all. After all, I could be dead tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Last few days? Last few weeks more like!!

Too much typing and not enough shagging I think. Me included.

Which shop is this?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!

Bloody hell, your pussy has teeth?

it does and claws too.

My pussy does that too.. Spins the entire roll on the floor and shreds it.

don't mess with my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my pussy chewed up the toilet tissue, left a right mess!

Bloody hell, your pussy has teeth?

it does and claws too.

My pussy does that too.. Spins the entire roll on the floor and shreds it.

don't mess with my pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words fail me really sometimes they do.....I received a message. ...I responded saying please re read my profile again.....to recieve a snarky "I don't read full txt profiles"...I mean really it's not like it's war and peace long my profile.....it's not f#@$ing rocket science Dumb arse grrrr!!!

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Words fail me really sometimes they do.....I received a message. ...I responded saying please re read my profile again.....to recieve a snarky "I don't read full txt profiles"...I mean really it's not like it's war and peace long my profile.....it's not f#@$ing rocket science Dumb arse grrrr!!!

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

Yeah.

I take to the block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

Yeah, it's really annoying, especially because my profile is awesome.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

I'm not in a grumpy mood.....I'm in a reflective mood.

Happy and tanned all over. Chuckling at all the negative posts still in the forums.

I could spread sum Suzi giggles n dippieness. But no sense knocking, when there's no one there, so what's the point

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im rarely grumpy

I am if intruders spoil my fun!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"I'm not in a grumpy mood.....I'm in a reflective mood.

Happy and tanned all over. Chuckling at all the negative posts still in the forums.

I could spread sum Suzi giggles n dippieness. But no sense knocking, when there's no one there, so what's the point

xxxxx Suzi"

No need to knock Suzi, my door is always open to you - I'd love some 'Suzi goggles n dippieness' in my life xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel like this is just a rant thread in disguise. And it's not even Thursday.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I feel like this is just a rant thread in disguise. And it's not even Thursday.

"
. Sshhh you'll start a war over that next

Mrs blue eyes

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"I'm not in a grumpy mood.....I'm in a reflective mood.

Happy and tanned all over. Chuckling at all the negative posts still in the forums.

I could spread sum Suzi giggles n dippieness. But no sense knocking, when there's no one there, so what's the point

xxxxx Suzi

No need to knock Suzi, my door is always open to you - I'd love some 'Suzi goggles n dippieness' in my life xxxxx"

Sending you some Suzi "Goggles"

xxxxxx

I just love typos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Arggghh! I strongly disagree and you, Sir, are an imbecile!!

*sorry, I wanted to post that on another thread, but instead posted it here in this safe-haven of a negativity thread rather than descend that one into a spiral of negativity!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We recently had someone who replied with "Can't be arsed" when asked if they had read our profile - the shortest record time for a BLOCK button click.

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Has anyone ever spoken into a fan when it's on ?????

It's hilarious, you sound like a dalek xxxxxx Suzi

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Has anyone ever spoken into a fan when it's on ?????

It's hilarious, you sound like a dalek xxxxxx Suzi

Knowing my luck, I'd get my lips caught in the blades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

Yeah, it's really annoying, especially because my profile is awesome. "

Your new photos were rather sexy

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

"Has anyone ever spoken into a fan when it's on ?????

It's hilarious, you sound like a dalek xxxxxx Suzi

Knowing my luck, I'd get my lips caught in the blades."

OMG. ..... yep don't you try it, unless you are wearing an American footballers head guard

xxxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's all been a bit narky and contentious on here over the last few days hasn't it, and given its Monday morning and everyone's got MondayMorningitis the Grouchometer risks going into overload!

Use this thread as the one-stop shop for all negative outpourings - going to say something biting and sarky in another thread!? Hold that thought and come post it here instead!

This thread is super-absorbent so wil sponge up even the most cantankerous repostes and not only that, the inbuilt patented scent capsules will leave them smelling deliciously fragrant too!

Disclaimer: "having a difference of opinion doesn't make you negative" posts may need a second application "

Piss off!

Bloody do-gooders!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

Yeah, it's really annoying, especially because my profile is awesome.

Your new photos were rather sexy

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling quite relaxed about Fab at the minute even though a couple things have already sent my pedantic-o-meter off scale and I've only been on 15 minutes.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Has anyone ever spoken into a fan when it's on ?????

It's hilarious, you sound like a dalek xxxxxx Suzi

Knowing my luck, I'd get my lips caught in the blades.

OMG. ..... yep don't you try it, unless you are wearing an American footballers head guard

xxxxx Suzi"

Someone once made one of these for me as id just had an accident where a spring brake actuator had just gone off into my face - now that did make me grumpy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok thats it i really have had enough of this place for one day. So its time for me to go and do something more constructive with the rest of the day. Why cant people just grow the fuck up and stop acting like fucking children

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok thats it i really have had enough of this place for one day. So its time for me to go and do something more constructive with the rest of the day. Why cant people just grow the fuck up and stop acting like fucking children"

Some people never grow up and some regress with age.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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If you could all finger my batman pants

I'm not negative yet!

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

"Has anyone ever spoken into a fan when it's on ?????

It's hilarious, you sound like a dalek xxxxxx Suzi

Another for my "to do" list

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

see that's exactly what this thread is for! See how the thread absorbs the negative vibes and leaves it fragrant and smelling of lavender!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could all finger my batman pants

I'm not negative yet!"

Happily fingered!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone else get this , or is it just me

Yeah, it's really annoying, especially because my profile is awesome. "

Well it's does go with out saying Dear Hatter

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By *earded blossomCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

I tend to ignore the negative threads, I'm generally a happy person n think all that negativity and grumpiness is a whole waste of energy

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bumping this for all the moaning that's going on.

Just post your gripes here. Then move on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bumping this for all the moaning that's going on.

Just post your gripes here. Then move on.

Bugger that, I'll gripe where I want.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

"Bumping this for all the moaning that's going on.

Just post your gripes here. Then move on.

I am not moaning *stamps feet*

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Is it Thursday already?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bumping this for all the moaning that's going on.

Just post your gripes here. Then move on.

Ooh good bump!

It's super-absorbent this thread! Use it or lose it folks!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am still feeling very chilled....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Bugger that, I'll gripe where I want."

I'm quite enjoying a good gripe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it Thursday already? "

No, you wouldn't believe it would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bugger that, I'll gripe where I want.

I'm quite enjoying a good gripe."

I've only actually read two whingey posts this morning. Maybe I've got a higher gripe threshold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did I miss this gem from a week ago?

I'm actually not in a gripey mood today however I do feel a little mischievous sarcasm coming on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in a mood, i just bought a babe magnet and soon as i left the shop it broke,typical

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

I apologise beforehand as im not usually ranty, but i need to let off steam.

Why is it that when you are generally ill you made to feel like shit from work. Ive been ill all weekend and in bed most if the week so far, ive tried to contact people from work for 3 hours to arrange cover (this can only be certain people who are trained to open/close). Finally getting no response from anyone and not knowing who else to call, ive rang the owner, and got abuse for it being so late to arrange cover. Why the fuck do people do this, i now feel 10 times worse than i did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump.

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