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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

hi just been nosing about and wondering if anyone is like me and laughs at peoples user names some are funny but the ones that get me are the ones that call themselves describing words such as hunky ,fit ,milf good looking ,yummy ect and when you look at their pics or see them on cam they clearly are not the things they say they are wonder what others think

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"hi just been nosing about and wondering if anyone is like me and laughs at peoples user names some are funny but the ones that get me are the ones that call themselves describing words such as hunky ,fit ,milf good looking ,yummy ect and when you look at their pics or see them on cam they clearly are not the things they say they are wonder what others think "

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, thing is they should have gone to Specsavers

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess

One thing I've noticed looking at usernames in chat is that a goodly number of names which seem to suggest a couple are actually just a single guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hi just been nosing about and wondering if anyone is like me and laughs at peoples user names some are funny but the ones that get me are the ones that call themselves describing words such as hunky ,fit ,milf good looking ,yummy ect and when you look at their pics or see them on cam they clearly are not the things they say they are wonder what others think "

must be using a cheap camera............not everyone is photogenic......but can still be handsome and sexy.........just like us!!!!! lmao

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"hi just been nosing about and wondering if anyone is like me and laughs at peoples user names some are funny but the ones that get me are the ones that call themselves describing words such as hunky ,fit ,milf good looking ,yummy ect and when you look at their pics or see them on cam they clearly are not the things they say they are wonder what others think "

I know, some should be done under the trade descriptions act lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I look like a dianew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yea i think some names r dead funny lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my old name was scrummy, thats cuz i am, well i aint gonna say im not am i ......

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I gotta say that I really cringe when I see some usernames.

quite often I'm sad to say the usual culprits are my compatriot single males.

Please guys - calling yourself "massively_hung_david" "Donkey_Dick_steve" or "The_sperminator" just makes you look like a fookwitt and a nobend - sorry!

disclaimer #1

these are just fictitious names I have made up to illustrate the point - any similarity to real FAB members living, dead or soley existing in cyberspace is entirely coincidental - regardless of how accurate they might be......sadly

Disclaimer #2

Yeah - before you say anything - my username isnt especially brilliant - in fact lest face it - its crap - but it does happen to be my real-world nickname.

Could be worse - I could have included my nick-surname too.........Plonk

Yeah - laugh it up ya fookers - Tobleton Plonk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Please guys - calling yourself "massively_hung_david" "Donkey_Dick_steve" or "The_sperminator" just makes you look like a fookwitt and a nobend - sorry!

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LOL when I get messages from guys with these kind of names, I can't hit the 'delete' button fast enough! TWONKS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a comedt sketch on TV about swingers names and how to pick one.. All you have to do is describe yourself then remove all the vowels..

gdlkngwsmnbdcpl etc etc... Made us laugh anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a comedt sketch on TV about swingers names and how to pick one.. All you have to do is describe yourself then remove all the vowels..

gdlkngwsmnbdcpl etc etc... Made us laugh anyway "

Isn't that a village in Wales?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There was a comedt sketch on TV about swingers names and how to pick one.. All you have to do is describe yourself then remove all the vowels..

gdlkngwsmnbdcpl etc etc... Made us laugh anyway

Isn't that a village in Wales?"

No, Eatern Europe...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I gotta say that I really cringe when I see some usernames.

quite often I'm sad to say the usual culprits are my compatriot single males.

Please guys - calling yourself "massively_hung_david" "Donkey_Dick_steve" or "The_sperminator" just makes you look like a fookwitt and a nobend - sorry!

disclaimer #1

these are just fictitious names I have made up to illustrate the point - any similarity to real FAB members living, dead or soley existing in cyberspace is entirely coincidental - regardless of how accurate they might be......sadly

Disclaimer #2

Yeah - before you say anything - my username isnt especially brilliant - in fact lest face it - its crap - but it does happen to be my real-world nickname.

Could be worse - I could have included my nick-surname too.........Plonk

Yeah - laugh it up ya fookers - Tobleton Plonk "

Genuine question but do all of your friends know that you swing?

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


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Genuine question but do all of your friends know that you swing?"

My closest friends know I do - but its not something I advertise to the world.

I'm not bothered if people find out tho (have already been recognised twice since I've been on this site ) and I'm very open about what my real name is and showing my face in pics (not always on my own profile either lol!) and on cam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was not offering criticism in any way just that folk who use their vanilla nicknames in here often use them else where on the net and a Google search can reveal a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very embarrassed about our username and when meeting people in a club off here, if they ask our username I always follow it up with 'Sorry about the name I didn't pick it, Scott did'.

Bloody men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont use this name anywhere else on the net, not that daft lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very embarrassed about our username and when meeting people in a club off here, if they ask our username I always follow it up with 'Sorry about the name I didn't pick it, Scott did'.

Bloody men... "

Arn't you Welsh then? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was going to use

uglyguythatbreathesthroughhisearsandplaysguitarinabandreadsalotwhennotoutonmeetsandiscurrentlyseparatedfromhiswifebutsheknowswhatiamdoingsohopethisisokaybythewayiamareallyreallynaughtyguybutnicetochattothough

Thought it was a tad too long though. So as my name is Ritchie and I am horny- hornyrich was chosen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also, I have noticed that the people with names like hotcouple or gorgeousgirl (made up!) are the ones that when when you send them a message, if they don't like you will just delete you AND block you.

Must say, it does make me giggle when people are THAT up themselves!

X

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures


"I was not offering criticism in any way just that folk who use their vanilla nicknames in here often use them else where on the net and a Google search can reveal a lot "

Dont worry - I didnt take it as a criticism

and I prefer the term "civilian" to vanilla

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon

mine is oldgit because I am lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and I have grey eyes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And ours ?

Because we are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and oldgit, that's not what you told me lol!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"and oldgit, that's not what you told me lol!!"

lol got an image to keep up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, nod nod - wink wink .......... xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm very embarrassed about our username and when meeting people in a club off here, if they ask our username I always follow it up with 'Sorry about the name I didn't pick it, Scott did'.

Bloody men... "

After researching your profile, think Scott, clever man, got it spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happen to think mine is very apt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We went to a do at chams, organised on this and 'another' website. You had to give your screen name at the door and I chuckled at the thought of all those guys (such as donkey-dick-steve) who had to say that out loud at the reception desk!

I don't think our screen names are particularly embarrassing although people often misread POM for PORN

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