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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Whats happened to these. Dont seem to get them anymore - well I dont. In the olden days I would get the "what colour knickers you wearing" phone call and Id just slam the phone down and leave it off the hook for a little while. It was always either what colour knickers or what size are your tits - never any other question.

My mum was once bothered by these phone calls every Friday for a month. Cant remember how she got it stopped.

Does anyone ever get bothered by these now or are they an extinct past-time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had a few silent ones of late, diffrent times of the day

but nothing asking me what colour knickers am i wearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah yes the old silent phone calls too, had a few of these, but they were a long time ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine are very recent

and one call at 6am this morning asking me why arent i at work as my breakfast is getting cold ( yep i was late)

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Judging from some of the statuses on my friends list some people actively look for dirty phone calls.

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

I suppose teenage kids cant find any phoneboxes to make the calls from(they've vandalised them all!)

& call tracing is no doubt easier these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had one once at a salon i worked at asked one of the young girls there if she would be interested in going to an orgy in the woods

she stood there with her mouth flapping like a goldfish bless her, she looked to me for help, i'm so glad she didn't just hang up

i took the phone from her and started asking him all sorts of imtimate questions about his orgy plans... eventually he hung up on me shame really i was getting into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats happened to these. Dont seem to get them anymore - well I dont. In the olden days I would get the "what colour knickers you wearing" phone call and Id just slam the phone down and leave it off the hook for a little while. It was always either what colour knickers or what size are your tits - never any other question.

My mum was once bothered by these phone calls every Friday for a month. Cant remember how she got it stopped.

Does anyone ever get bothered by these now or are they an extinct past-time. "

Well the intelligent answer would be that people reported them, the caller was traced and subsequently prosecuted. However i somehow doubt you are looking for an intelligent reply.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No you're entirely right, I wasnt looking for an intelligent answer particularly, it was a very lighthearted thread, but thank you for your sensible reply

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wonder if many people were prosecuted. It was a common occurence for lots at the time. I always assumed it was kids but its unlikely thats the case for all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gosh! I haven't had a dirty phone call in about 20 years! Every Sunday morning for a month a man would call and ask if I was wearing knickers: original or what?!!

The first time I was shocked and told my husband: he thought it funny! It only stopped when my husband answered and said I wasn't wearing any as he'd just taken them off me!

I think caller ID, itemised bills etc has made men wary. Besides, the advent of the internet means they can anonymously sign up to sites like this and cut and paste "wanna fuck" messages to their hearts content!

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

OK! OK! OK! enough is enoughlet me have all your numbers girls and I'll start ringing again! I've eben mstered the heavy breathing and I'm not so shy these days, lol !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one once off a bloke who actually bit off more than he could chew

Cause at the end of the five mins of me telling him what id like ta do ta him he hung up with your a fucking pervert that's never right xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I had one once off a bloke who actually bit off more than he could chew

Cause at the end of the five mins of me telling him what id like ta do ta him he hung up with your a fucking pervert that's never right xx"

so he actually knew you then

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston


"I had one once off a bloke who actually bit off more than he could chew

Cause at the end of the five mins of me telling him what id like ta do ta him he hung up with your a fucking pervert that's never right xx

so he actually knew you then "

We've never actually met...oooops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I think caller ID, itemised bills etc has made men wary. Besides, the advent of the internet means they can anonymously sign up to sites like this and cut and paste "wanna fuck" messages to their hearts content! "

So what you're saying Sassy is that all those heavy breathing, knicker colour and breast size fantasists are on here then.

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"

I think caller ID, itemised bills etc has made men wary. Besides, the advent of the internet means they can anonymously sign up to sites like this and cut and paste "wanna fuck" messages to their hearts content!

So what you're saying Sassy is that all those heavy breathing, knicker colour and breast size fantasists are on here then. "

O damn! now the cat is out of the bag ***holds hands up*** give me your numbers then Sassy and Iconic1 and I'll add you to the regular heavy breathing, what you wearing, what you going to do with your fingers now phone call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think caller ID, itemised bills etc has made men wary. Besides, the advent of the internet means they can anonymously sign up to sites like this and cut and paste "wanna fuck" messages to their hearts content!

So what you're saying Sassy is that all those heavy breathing, knicker colour and breast size fantasists are on here then. "

Now stop trying to put words into my mouth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think caller ID, itemised bills etc has made men wary. Besides, the advent of the internet means they can anonymously sign up to sites like this and cut and paste "wanna fuck" messages to their hearts content!

So what you're saying Sassy is that all those heavy breathing, knicker colour and breast size fantasists are on here then.

O damn! now the cat is out of the bag ***holds hands up*** give me your numbers then Sassy and Iconic1 and I'll add you to the regular heavy breathing, what you wearing, what you going to do with your fingers now phone call "

If you get turned on be fluffy slippers, polyester long sleeve nightdress, Ena Sharple's net over pink foam follers, big pants and finger tips covered in belly button fluff then knock one off.

My number is 020...

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands


"

I think caller ID, itemised bills etc has made men wary. Besides, the advent of the internet means they can anonymously sign up to sites like this and cut and paste "wanna fuck" messages to their hearts content!

So what you're saying Sassy is that all those heavy breathing, knicker colour and breast size fantasists are on here then.

O damn! now the cat is out of the bag ***holds hands up*** give me your numbers then Sassy and Iconic1 and I'll add you to the regular heavy breathing, what you wearing, what you going to do with your fingers now phone call

If you get turned on be fluffy slippers, polyester long sleeve nightdress, Ena Sharple's net over pink foam follers, big pants and finger tips covered in belly button fluff then knock one off.

My number is 020... "

Splendid! stand by your phone and....

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