FabSwingers.com forum: Quotations

By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Quotations your favourites heres one for other singles guys on fab,

"To talk to much and arrive nowhere is the same as climbing a tree to catch a fish

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

abstinence makes the cock grow harder

or was it

absence makes the heart grow fonder

never quite remember

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

"A wise man has something to say, a fool has to say something"

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the wisdom to know the difference.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" now, i am become death. The destroyer of worlds "

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to take you to the bridge. Call that job satisfaction, 'cause I don't.

Marvin the paranoid android

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never let your left hand know,what your right hand's doing"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'

Red, Shawshank redemption

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By *itepoosieWoman
over a year ago

North East (anywhere between Dublin & Belfast)

"Winners never quit, quitters never win"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

An early Bird, catches the Worm!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you waste your time talking to the people who dont listen to the things that you are saying who do you thinks gonna care

One drink is too many and a thousand's not enough

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By *ingmasterMan
over a year ago

nottingham

'5 miles of sex is as good as a walk ' or something like that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losers whine about 'doing their best'. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.

Sean Connery, The Rock

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

If it ain't broke don't try to fix it... if it is broke, just bin it and get a new one.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Be yourself; everyone else is already taken."

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."

"A good friend will always stab you in the front."

"I am not young enough to know everything."

"I think God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability."

"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you."

"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months."

"Quotation is a serviceable substitute for wit."

Good ol' Oscar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can keep your head whilst all around are losing theirs....

You havent understood the 'kin problem...

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By *oDownEasyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those ... moments will be lost in time, like tears...in rain.

Time to die."

Allegedly ad libbed by Rutger Hauer in Bladerunner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you born an arsehole or have you been working at it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

soldiers dont die, we just go to heaven and re group.

civilians may sleep safely in there beds at night , because a breed of men stand by, ready to commit violence on their behalf.

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Kissing is like drinking salted water; you drink and your thirst increases"

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By *lumsy colinMan
over a year ago

basingstoke

Always look on the bright side of life

de dumda dumde de dum de dum dum please help with the whistling

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

I'm trying to look at things from your point of veiw but, I don't seem to be able to get my head so far up my own arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

I must not fear.

Fear is the mind-killer.

Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

I will face my fear.

I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.

Where the fear has gone there will be nothing.

Only I will remain.

Bene Gesserit sister... Dune.

Gonna live while I'm alive

I'll sleep when I'm dead

Bon jovi

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Try everything once except incest and Morris dancing.

Sir Henry Beecham.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

Bi-sexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday

night."

-- Woody Allen

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

thats funny as feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voltaire...common sense is not so commom

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

Outside Noisy,Inside Empty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bette Davis ( about one of her arch enemys as the other left a restaraunt )...

there goes the good time had by all

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Lady Astor: "Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."

Winston Churchill: "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The first thing men notice about a woman is her eyes. Then, when her eyes aren't looking, they notice her breasts

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"He who seeks vengeance must dig two graves; one for his ememy and one himself"

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

those who choose to jump off a paris bridge are in seine

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The error of one moment becomes the sorrow of a whole life"

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

I can resist everything except temptation.

Ive never hated a man enough to give him back his diamonds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell him I'm too fucking busy ... or vice versa"

Dorothy Parker

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Being happy does'nt mean that everthing is perfect. It means that you've decided to look beyond the imperfections"

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By *andy muncher OP Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Sex is like snow you never know how many inches your going to get or how long its going to last"

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By *exybabyMan
over a year ago

Canterbury....ish

He who talks like a c*** quite often is c*** !!!

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