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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

There are certain words or phrases that are synonymous with fab that have other practical uses in everyday life, day to day I have to deal with 3 ways and 4 ways and I always have to stifle a snigger.

What have you come across that you can't help but give a little knowing chuckle at?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my line of work we use fanny clamps a lot....

Dogs cocks aren't quite as common,but still get used if the job requires it.

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near

Am involve with our childrens school and had to sit through a briefing about the designated personnel training but the speaker kept saying DP training.

How I kept a straight face is anyone's guess.

Mr CC

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

a friend has been clearing out a cupboard under the stairs she calls it her 'glory hole' cos her granny used to call it that..how times change

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am involve with our childrens school and had to sit through a briefing about the designated personnel training but the speaker kept saying DP training.

How I kept a straight face is anyone's guess.

Mr CC"

Hahaha!! That's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an extremely course file - it's a 'bastard' file - look it up

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A friend of mine was looking forward to a spit roast in a pub garden recently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's quite a lot of work related stuff that I snigger at...penetration rates and penetration testing, vanilla loans, MMF (money market funds), and of course not forgetting everyone's favourite, double entry.

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By *ambscouple2015Couple
over a year ago

Not in Wisbech but near


"Am involve with our childrens school and had to sit through a briefing about the designated personnel training but the speaker kept saying DP training.

How I kept a straight face is anyone's guess.

Mr CC

Hahaha!! That's brilliant "

It wasn't at the time I can tell you.

Was a female speaker and when she said I have just done my DP refresher training I so nearly burst out laughing.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I was referred to as chief fluffer at work yesterday. Ohhhhh how I chuckled to myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine posted a pic of him and his stunning wife on Instagram last night and used #hotwife

Once I'd stopped laughing I messaged him to let him know

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

As the boats in Dover enter the harbour we say that they back on before the discharge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a plumber, I do get a log of women asking if I would like to come and look at their wet or damp patch.

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By *cutebum9Couple
over a year ago

wallsend

As an engineer a lot of part numbers I use start dp or bj and can't help saying it loud as I read out the part number lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Some of these are hilarious!

Red xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was also doing some carpentry repairs for a client, Then she says just before I go, she says to me, ''I have a crack in my bedroom, would I like to see it''

And when I am actually looking at the crack, I have to careful, not to say. ''would you like me to fill you crack for you''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I go shopping and see the sign for DP ( Dorothy Perkins ) I have a little giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time I go shopping and see the sign for DP ( Dorothy Perkins ) I have a little giggle "

I bet you crack up when you see the BJ for Ben & Jerry's.

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By *akemetobedeyesWoman
over a year ago

Knaresborough


" a friend has been clearing out a cupboard under the stairs she calls it her 'glory hole' cos her granny used to call it that..how times change "

I had an interesting moment at work involving a vicar who volunteered for us heading off to the glory hole and some very red faces when he realised that I didn't know the other definition of glory hole...

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I used to work for a company that made flanges.

I'll say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time I go shopping and see the sign for DP ( Dorothy Perkins ) I have a little giggle

I bet you crack up when you see the BJ for Ben & Jerry's."

I will now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to my local beauticians to book up some treatments . She asked if I wanted to book a facial . Good job I knew her and we had a giggle .??

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By *hynot5642Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"To be touched up after erection", referring to making good damaged paintwork on steelwork after it has been erected

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By *strokeC100Couple
over a year ago

chester

CBT is now the preferred treatment for many young men with depression.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every time I go shopping and see the sign for DP ( Dorothy Perkins ) I have a little giggle

I bet you crack up when you see the BJ for Ben & Jerry's.

I will now "

When you crack up in the middle of Sainsbury's and someone asks you what the fuxx you're laughing at.

You can't really say

"oh just something some random guy on Fab Swingers said".

"Really..oh what's Fabswingers?"..

"hurr durrr...it's just a site to shag...er never mind".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" a friend has been clearing out a cupboard under the stairs she calls it her 'glory hole' cos her granny used to call it that..how times change "

100%, Lol my granny had a glory hole, it used to smell of metal polish, shoe polish etc and had all sorts of curious nic-nacs in it that I loved exploring through as a child.

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