FabSwingers.com forum: If your genitals could wear an outfit, what would they wear?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Inspired by The Vagina Monologues.

My foof would wear lipstick, sunglasses and a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cape and a top hat. Because you know, it's cape and a top hat.

In other news I need to get a cape.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raised platform shoes so it would look bigger than it actually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tuxedo

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Probably a balcony bra and some feathers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A garland of flowers.. its a hippy foof

By that I dont mean unwashed and smelly

More carefree and wanton

Wanton (sic) a good seeing to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It does, a latex jacket

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Sequinned boob tube, PVC loon pants and an Afghan coat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full Metal Jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 1966 England action man football strip, I'd go for modern one, but I don't need it to look any more of a prick

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Thigh boots and a big smile

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A cock warmer knitted by Ms Knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A dove grey,satin dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A party hat with balloons and streamers.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Spikes and leather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A housecoat for non action.

A slick of spit and body glitter for action.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Combat trousers

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I actually have a miniature hard-hat for mine (it was originally a pencil sharpener). One of these days I want to make a little fluorescent jacket too and take a pic of him.

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I actually have a miniature hard-hat for mine (it was originally a pencil sharpener). One of these days I want to make a little fluorescent jacket too and take a pic of him.

Mr ddc"

Now that's what I call safe sex

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Cherry lube and a pair of silk stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cocks a naturist, he abhors my textile life, he yearns to be free of the societal encumbrance of clothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A wheelbarrow, it'd save my back a lot of hard work for starters

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Inspired by The Vagina Monologues.

My foof would wear lipstick, sunglasses and a smile

I'm with you OP, fabulous sunglasses, crimson lippy, 4 inch heels and a spritz of something expensive!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Mine likes being naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fake moustache x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine likes being naked "

Maybe our genitals should take each other on a naturist holiday!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mine likes being naked

Maybe our genitals should take each other on a naturist holiday! "

I think they would have fun

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I actually have a miniature hard-hat for mine (it was originally a pencil sharpener). One of these days I want to make a little fluorescent jacket too and take a pic of him.

Mr ddc

Now that's what I call safe sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pocket from a billiard table, as my balls are starting to sag

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Googly eyes ala Mr potato head from toy story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine likes being naked

Maybe our genitals should take each other on a naturist holiday!

I think they would have fun

I'm sure they would, as long as they send me a postcard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A party hat with balloons and streamers. "

And would that have a name?!

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

A high vis jacked and a hard hat with a torch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pirates hat and eye patch.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Mine likes being naked

Maybe our genitals should take each other on a naturist holiday!

I think they would have fun

I'm sure they would, as long as they send me a postcard!

And a stick of rock!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Inspired by The Vagina Monologues.

My foof would wear lipstick, sunglasses and a smile

Wouldn't the mouth part look all confused?...

I'm kidding...I'm kidding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine likes being naked

Maybe our genitals should take each other on a naturist holiday!

I think they would have fun

I'm sure they would, as long as they send me a postcard!

And a stick of rock!"

That goes without saying! But would be a great touch if it had Miss Honey written through the middle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sparkly sequins and rhinestones. (Around the outside, not within, that would breach oh so many health and safety regs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sombrero, googly eyes and a false moustache and go by the pseudonym of Carlos Cojones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ninja suit! With a black belt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a smile

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By *echnosonic_BrummieMan
over a year ago

Willenhall

An Aston Villa shirt...

...because only cocks wear them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cum coating

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not really an outfit as such but I'd kit him out to look like a coalman....a right dirty bastard!

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