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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Show yourselves, there has been limited success asking beautiful women to step forward, and that's due to modesty, so, if all the women who are nothing to write home about could just step forward, that would be great lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

I'm a single bagger

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Waves hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure this thread will go down well...

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By *asokittyWoman
over a year ago

Nr Worksop

What about less that average?

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"I'm sure this thread will go down well..."

Lol.

"Hey, I can't get the women I think are really hot, so it'd be great if all you munters will now come out and boost my ego."

ROFL ROFL ROFL

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I cannot comment here I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show yourselves, there has been limited success asking beautiful women to step forward, and that's due to modesty, so, if all the women who are nothing to write home about could just step forward, that would be great lol "

What is classed as average O.P?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show yourselves, there has been limited success asking beautiful women to step forward, and that's due to modesty, so, if all the women who are nothing to write home about could just step forward, that would be great lol

What is classed as average O.P?"

Exactly! One man's average is another's stunner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread will go down well...

Lol.

"Hey, I can't get the women I think are really hot, so it'd be great if all you munters will now come out and boost my ego."

ROFL ROFL ROFL"

Its a comment on women's self image, more than my desperation to get some lovin'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP's profile has to be the most off putting tirade of self indulgent nonsense I've ever read!!! Your request for less than average should refer to their brains rather than looks....

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London


"OP's profile has to be the most off putting tirade of self indulgent nonsense I've ever read!!! Your request for less than average should refer to their brains rather than looks...."

Ooooof!

Average here. Happily so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average looking bird here...

And never professed to be anything else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, I look like a fairly pretty man or a very average woman.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP's profile has to be the most off putting tirade of self indulgent nonsense I've ever read!!! Your request for less than average should refer to their brains rather than looks...."

Thank you for your honesty, I just had a look at yoiuyyoiuyr profile....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP's profile has to be the most off putting tirade of self indulgent nonsense I've ever read!!! Your request for less than average should refer to their brains rather than looks...."

I never read profiles

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah, some people still don't quite get my sense of humour do they lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Well, I look like a fairly pretty man or a very average woman. "

You are very pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a single bagger "

Come here Amazon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the thread for beautiful women? Average is not a word I'd like to associate with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks are relative sorry

What's average to one person may be stunning for another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

u butler. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the thread for beautiful women? Average is not a word I'd like to associate with."

I'll start one but might get jealous once the flirting starts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, some people still don't quite get my sense of humour do they lol"

Oh okay so...erm hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Show yourselves, there has been limited success asking beautiful women to step forward, and that's due to modesty, so, if all the women who are nothing to write home about could just step forward, that would be great lol

What is classed as average O.P?

Exactly! One man's average is another's stunner."

One man's average is another's munter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Waves hello "

Lol your hot and you know it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the thread for beautiful women? Average is not a word I'd like to associate with.

I'll start one but might get jealous once the flirting starts "

Unlikely. It's not something i indulge in on the forum so fill ya boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where's the thread for beautiful women? Average is not a word I'd like to associate with.

I'll start one but might get jealous once the flirting starts

Unlikely. It's not something i indulge in on the forum so fill ya boots "

Save it for the pms then you still make me feel weak by the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf is average? Average for who? How do you decide what the average in looks is? It's completely subjective what someone looks like. I could find someone beautiful, that you would only find average. Ultimately what we look for in others, probably comes from an image from childhood. We find attraction in others based on the features we used to recognise our primary carers in childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/09/16 17:24:01]

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By *adyinred696969Couple
over a year ago

Brecon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, some people still don't quite get my sense of humour do they lol"

I got you straight away, I thought it was a touch of genius actually.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I'm averagely average.

But I could pass for stunning or drop dead gorgeous in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves*

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm a total minger, but Alice is well fit innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves* "

Ooo hello Miss Bold what a pleasure seeing you here

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average? "

No; it makes you a one man woman

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh"

Think you needed to word it better.

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"I'm sure this thread will go down well...

Lol.

"Hey, I can't get the women I think are really hot, so it'd be great if all you munters will now come out and boost my ego."

Its a comment on women's self image, more than my desperation to get some lovin' "

Oh really? Are you sure you want to go there? Then let me reiterate:

"Hey, I can't get women who have a healthy sense of self esteem, so all y'all who have low self esteem, and think you yourself are munters, come and inflate my ego."

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a total minger, but Alice is well fit innit "

Alice? Alice? Who the....

Oh yeah Alice, fair play

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'm Alice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread will go down well...

Lol.

"Hey, I can't get the women I think are really hot, so it'd be great if all you munters will now come out and boost my ego."

Its a comment on women's self image, more than my desperation to get some lovin'

Oh really? Are you sure you want to go there? Then let me reiterate:

"Hey, I can't get women who have a healthy sense of self esteem, so all y'all who have low self esteem, and think you yourself are munters, come and inflate my ego."

Lol. "

ERM......no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a total minger, but Alice is well fit innit "

Who the fuck is Alice? xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh"

I don't see the fun ending any time soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a total minger, but Alice is well fit innit

Alice? Alice? Who the....

Oh yeah Alice, fair play "

Think he lives next door to her. Xxx

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"I'm sure this thread will go down well...

Lol.

"Hey, I can't get the women I think are really hot, so it'd be great if all you munters will now come out and boost my ego."

Its a comment on women's self image, more than my desperation to get some lovin'

Oh really? Are you sure you want to go there? Then let me reiterate:

"Hey, I can't get women who have a healthy sense of self esteem, so all y'all who have low self esteem, and think you yourself are munters, come and inflate my ego."

Lol.

ERM......no! "

Ha ha ha! Sure.... Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh

I don't see the fun ending any time soon.

"

That's the thing though, people can keep saying the same thing to me but wording it different, and I still won't care, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a total minger, but Alice is well fit innit

Alice? Alice? Who the....

Oh yeah Alice, fair play

Think he lives next door to her. Xxx"

Yep, 21 years and counting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves* "

I'd say decidedly hotter than average is BoldGirl

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

worth a second glance for my age..its my energy that makes me different, so im in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*waves*

I'd say decidedly hotter than average is BoldGirl "
christ

read up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"worth a second glance for my age..its my energy that makes me different, so im in x "

You are awesomeness on legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"worth a second glance for my age..its my energy that makes me different, so im in x

You are awesomeness on legs "

Oh jesus.

it's catching!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm way beyond average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hellooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh

Think you needed to word it better.

"

Basically if he put up a "step forward all you gorgeous ladies" thread then it would be like a ghost town due to false modesty as the OP said. For the same reasons if you ask for average ladies to step forward then you are likely to get a raft of beauties holding their hands up which I think was the OP's point. If I saw a handsome guy thread there's no way I'd post but I would in an average guy post yet some women would find me handsome, some not. I thought the OP as pretty obvious

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol. "

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm Alice "

I'm Alice, and so is my wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh

Think you needed to word it better.

Basically if he put up a "step forward all you gorgeous ladies" thread then it would be like a ghost town due to false modesty as the OP said. For the same reasons if you ask for average ladies to step forward then you are likely to get a raft of beauties holding their hands up which I think was the OP's point. If I saw a handsome guy thread there's no way I'd post but I would in an average guy post yet some women would find me handsome, some not. I thought the OP as pretty obvious "

sweet jesus...

Never mind

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"worth a second glance for my age..its my energy that makes me different, so im in x

You are awesomeness on legs "
ill go put a paper bag over my head and sit in the corner then i'm dismissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bravo OP! This threads bringing all the hot gals in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade. "

Oh I have that, thanks to a really shitty ex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm quite average looking, on a good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh

Think you needed to word it better.

Basically if he put up a "step forward all you gorgeous ladies" thread then it would be like a ghost town due to false modesty as the OP said. For the same reasons if you ask for average ladies to step forward then you are likely to get a raft of beauties holding their hands up which I think was the OP's point. If I saw a handsome guy thread there's no way I'd post but I would in an average guy post yet some women would find me handsome, some not. I thought the OP as pretty obvious

sweet jesus...

Never mind "

I know I was born on Christmas Day but please don't call me Jesus.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade. "

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Oh I have that, thanks to a really shitty ex! "

Don't believe him beautiful your far more beautiful than average absolute stunner of a woman you are

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade. "
not at all..i deont have low self esteem and i dont think im drop dead gorgeous either..i dont reflect on all that shit..im honest. im worth a second glance..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average? "

Thousands want to shag me. What does that make me?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I oscillate between the "most beautiful woman with an amazing body" to a "stupid ugly fat cow". All there is in between is a "no thanks"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How many times have you seen "where are all the hot(insert hair colour, ethnicity, night, profession here), show yourself"

Onlky for the thread to be filled by people saying "I wouldn't say I'm hot but"

But I've had to explain it now so its not so much fun, so all the nights in shining armor can chill your boots now eh

Think you needed to word it better.

Basically if he put up a "step forward all you gorgeous ladies" thread then it would be like a ghost town due to false modesty as the OP said. For the same reasons if you ask for average ladies to step forward then you are likely to get a raft of beauties holding their hands up which I think was the OP's point. If I saw a handsome guy thread there's no way I'd post but I would in an average guy post yet some women would find me handsome, some not. I thought the OP as pretty obvious "

Spot on,well done and good work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?"

It's probably worth asking for this to be killed off.

Come back in 24 hours.

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Oh I have that, thanks to a really shitty ex! "

Nah, don't. You're a fucking beacon of awesomeness. Fuck that guy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bravo OP! This threads bringing all the hot gals in "

You are welcome

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?"

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

But if you think about it we are all beautiful because that's what all the men who message us tell us

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By *lowercandyWoman
over a year ago

Lancashire


"Yeah, some people still don't quite get my sense of humour do they lol

I got you straight away, I thought it was a touch of genius actually. "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average?

Thousands want to shag me. What does that make me? "

Popular.

Millions and you'd be irresistible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade. "

I don't have low self-esteem. I also don't have an over-inflated idea of how attractive I am. I would say,for an almost 51 yr old woman,I'm average (despite what men on here tell me).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average?

Thousands want to shag me. What does that make me?

Popular.

Millions and you'd be irresistible. "

That's a relief; I thought I was easy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say I'm average or an acquired taste at least.

Also, I'd much prefer to be this way than horribly arrogant. One of my biggest turn offs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What scale are we using? In my own opinion I'm a "yeah you'll do". On fab I'm "wow". Day to day I'm frankly bloody invisible!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if you think about it we are all beautiful because that's what all the men who message us tell us "

Stunning,we're stunning.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average?

Thousands want to shag me. What does that make me? "

A desirable really Bad Nanna

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"But if you think about it we are all beautiful because that's what all the men who message us tell us "
if i wanted to listen and take notice of men all the time, id be married x

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"But if you think about it we are all beautiful because that's what all the men who message us tell us

Stunning,we're stunning."

Oh yes, typo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol"

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never average... Always exquisite in the right light...

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over a year ago


"I would say I'm average or an acquired taste at least.

Also, I'd much prefer to be this way than horribly arrogant. One of my biggest turn offs. "

You look like a childhood friend of mine.

Ringlets and a doppelganger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen "

Showing your age with that one dude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"But if you think about it we are all beautiful because that's what all the men who message us tell us "

Hahaha I had an unfinished profile , no pics, and still got called stunning... Some men do love those shadows!

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen "

Lol. I'm familiar with your foruming style, and your "sarcasm".

And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Never average... Always exquisite in the right light..."
i love this, i might nick it xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Oh I have that, thanks to a really shitty ex!

Nah, don't. You're a fucking beacon of awesomeness. Fuck that guy. "

If I had an emoticon for blowing you a kiss, of do that right now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say I'm average or an acquired taste at least.

Also, I'd much prefer to be this way than horribly arrogant. One of my biggest turn offs.

You look like a childhood friend of mine.

Ringlets and a doppelganger! "

Ringlet? She has ringlets? Hoping she's a she anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen

Showing your age with that one dude. "

No my wrinkles and grey beard show my age, I'm distinguished, or extinguished not sure lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would say I'm average or an acquired taste at least.

Also, I'd much prefer to be this way than horribly arrogant. One of my biggest turn offs.

You look like a childhood friend of mine.

Ringlets and a doppelganger!

Ringlet? She has ringlets? Hoping she's a she anyway. "

Ha, yeah a she.

She had ringlets.

Not seen her for years.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen

Showing your age with that one dude.

No my wrinkles and grey beard show my age, I'm distinguished, or extinguished not sure lol"
need your fire igniting?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen

Lol. I'm familiar with your foruming style, and your "sarcasm".

And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable. "

So if you know I'm being sarcastic, then you knew that this isn't necessarily my absolute view, and that in fact I'm not looking to prey on women with low self esteem, if you have seen my other posts you would know that's not what I'm about, and that to suggest, that I would prey on anyone is both inaccurate, and slightly offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there an inbetween thread?

I'm not beautiful but I think I'm a little above average.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Nope, still getting it wrong, do you want to try a third time?

Ah ha ha ha ha ha!

No, but I'll taken condescension for 200 points. Lol

You could have had full maximum points, if you had spotted my sarcasm early on in the thread but thanks foir playing, here's your kinky butler cheque book and pen

Showing your age with that one dude.

No my wrinkles and grey beard show my age, I'm distinguished, or extinguished not sure lolneed your fire igniting? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello! I'm average. I'm mean rather than median, that's more my mode.

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable.

So if you know I'm being sarcastic, then you knew that this isn't necessarily my absolute view, and that in fact I'm not looking to prey on women with low self esteem, if you have seen my other posts you would know that's not what I'm about, and that to suggest, that I would prey on anyone is both inaccurate, and slightly offensive"

Nah. If you didn't believe it then don't make statements where it looks like you do, even under the guise of "sarcasm". Simples!

Sorry if I offended you. That wasn't the intention, since intention is what's important, here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there an inbetween thread?

I'm not beautiful but I think I'm a little above average."

Definitely

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"OP's profile has to be the most off putting tirade of self indulgent nonsense I've ever read!!! Your request for less than average should refer to their brains rather than looks...."

LOL! Something tells me you have taken him too seriously! You need to understand irony!

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

This is definately a case of differing sense of humour. You either get him... or you don't!

Some of you are so totally WAY off that it is hilarious!

It is self deprecating, mischievously manipulative way to get ANY woman to show themselves to him ..you daft lot!

He isn't being serious!! Lighten up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! I'm average. I'm mean rather than median, that's more my mode. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!"

average is located next door to beige

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What defines average? To some I'm pretty, to others I'm average or fuck ugly lol.

Apparently he means whether you yourself think you're attractive or "average".

He's calling for the low self esteem brigade.

Oh I have that, thanks to a really shitty ex!

Don't believe him beautiful your far more beautiful than average absolute stunner of a woman you are "

Mwah! Kisses handsome

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"This is definately a case of differing sense of humour. You either get him... or you don't!

Some of you are so totally WAY off that it is hilarious!

It is self deprecating, mischievously manipulative way to get ANY woman to show themselves to him ..you daft lot!

He isn't being serious!! Lighten up! "

Wait a minute.....

But do you think though....

That it's possible....

That even though we get it.... not everything thinks that..... OP is funny....? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is definately a case of differing sense of humour. You either get him... or you don't!

Some of you are so totally WAY off that it is hilarious!

It is self deprecating, mischievously manipulative way to get ANY woman to show themselves to him ..you daft lot!

He isn't being serious!! Lighten up!

Wait a minute.....

But do you think though....

That it's possible....

That even though we get it.... not everything thinks that..... OP is funny....? Lol

"

I thought my post was funnier.

Ha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable.

So if you know I'm being sarcastic, then you knew that this isn't necessarily my absolute view, and that in fact I'm not looking to prey on women with low self esteem, if you have seen my other posts you would know that's not what I'm about, and that to suggest, that I would prey on anyone is both inaccurate, and slightly offensive

Nah. If you didn't believe it then don't make statements where it looks like you do, even under the guise of "sarcasm". Simples!

Sorry if I offended you. That wasn't the intention, since intention is what's important, here. "

I'll never be sarcastic again then, because I was sure the definition of sarcasm was a statement made that was the extreme opposite of what was true, guest I'm wrong then

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable.

So if you know I'm being sarcastic, then you knew that this isn't necessarily my absolute view, and that in fact I'm not looking to prey on women with low self esteem, if you have seen my other posts you would know that's not what I'm about, and that to suggest, that I would prey on anyone is both inaccurate, and slightly offensive

Nah. If you didn't believe it then don't make statements where it looks like you do, even under the guise of "sarcasm". Simples!

Sorry if I offended you. That wasn't the intention, since intention is what's important, here.

I'll never be sarcastic again then, because I was sure the definition of sarcasm was a statement made that was the extreme opposite of what was true, guest I'm wrong then"

Don't worry OP. It's OK to be wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable.

So if you know I'm being sarcastic, then you knew that this isn't necessarily my absolute view, and that in fact I'm not looking to prey on women with low self esteem, if you have seen my other posts you would know that's not what I'm about, and that to suggest, that I would prey on anyone is both inaccurate, and slightly offensive

Nah. If you didn't believe it then don't make statements where it looks like you do, even under the guise of "sarcasm". Simples!

Sorry if I offended you. That wasn't the intention, since intention is what's important, here.

I'll never be sarcastic again then, because I was sure the definition of sarcasm was a statement made that was the extreme opposite of what was true, guest I'm wrong then"

NEVER?

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"I'll never be sarcastic again then, because I was sure the definition of sarcasm was a statement made that was the extreme opposite of what was true, guest I'm wrong then

NEVER?"

How will we survive?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"And just cause something is sarcastic doesn't mean it isn't objectionable.

So if you know I'm being sarcastic, then you knew that this isn't necessarily my absolute view, and that in fact I'm not looking to prey on women with low self esteem, if you have seen my other posts you would know that's not what I'm about, and that to suggest, that I would prey on anyone is both inaccurate, and slightly offensive

Nah. If you didn't believe it then don't make statements where it looks like you do, even under the guise of "sarcasm". Simples!

Sorry if I offended you. That wasn't the intention, since intention is what's important, here.

I'll never be sarcastic again then, because I was sure the definition of sarcasm was a statement made that was the extreme opposite of what was true, guest I'm wrong then

Don't worry OP. It's OK to be wrong. "

I'll take you're word for it

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"This is definately a case of differing sense of humour. You either get him... or you don't!

Some of you are so totally WAY off that it is hilarious!

It is self deprecating, mischievously manipulative way to get ANY woman to show themselves to him ..you daft lot!

He isn't being serious!! Lighten up! "

And also get so TOTALLY knows that too many women have low self esteem and don't see their own beauty so THEY see themselves as a average or even ugly (sadly! ) but the point is... they AREN'T! So he wants THOSE women who are actually beautiful (but just don't think so!) to show themselves!

I don't get how anyone can be offended by this! Hilarious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! I'm average. I'm mean rather than median, that's more my mode.

"

Thank you for getting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about us mingers then

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"This is definately a case of differing sense of humour. You either get him... or you don't!

Some of you are so totally WAY off that it is hilarious!

It is self deprecating, mischievously manipulative way to get ANY woman to show themselves to him ..you daft lot!

He isn't being serious!! Lighten up!

And also get so TOTALLY knows that too many women have low self esteem and don't see their own beauty so THEY see themselves as a average or even ugly (sadly! ) but the point is... they AREN'T! So he wants THOSE women who are actually beautiful (but just don't think so!) to show themselves!

I don't get how anyone can be offended by this! Hilarious! "

Who's offended? I don't think anyone's getting offended here... O_o

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Hello! I'm average. I'm mean rather than median, that's more my mode.

Thank you for getting it "

It's brilliant

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What about us mingers then "

I know where I am, lol

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"What about us mingers then "

They are tolerated by average men

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Obviously I know I am beyond describing! My beauty extends the outer reaches of comprehension for should you see me, you would be struck down by my brilliance and stunning perfection! I am truly a sight to behold which you will never recover from! Not only is my physical beauty that comparable to a Greek Goddess but my inner beauty is like liquid gold! I appreciate that all of you can only hope to be in my presence!

I am zen! !!

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

Yep, I have inner beauty too and I have an X-Ray to prove it

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I have put my hard hat in readiness for the forthcoming attack! I don't mind a little light spanking so it's all fine with me!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello! I'm average. I'm mean rather than median, that's more my mode.

Thank you for getting it

It's brilliant "

Awww, thanks KM.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Obviously I know I am beyond describing! My beauty extends the outer reaches of comprehension for should you see me, you would be struck down by my brilliance and stunning perfection! I am truly a sight to behold which you will never recover from! Not only is my physical beauty that comparable to a Greek Goddess but my inner beauty is like liquid gold! I appreciate that all of you can only hope to be in my presence!

I am zen! !! "

*psst, if that was sarcasm, let people know, I forgot once but I think I got away with it*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder ..... "

Why do people who produce Honey get to say who is beautiful?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Obviously I know I am beyond describing! My beauty extends the outer reaches of comprehension for should you see me, you would be struck down by my brilliance and stunning perfection! I am truly a sight to behold which you will never recover from! Not only is my physical beauty that comparable to a Greek Goddess but my inner beauty is like liquid gold! I appreciate that all of you can only hope to be in my presence!

I am zen! !!

*psst, if that was sarcasm, let people know, I forgot once but I think I got away with it*"

Hahaha that did make me laugh!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My batting average was 34.2 if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

I am a professional pre-offendee on behalf of those who should be offended, but aren't

Someone has to give them a voice and it is my duty to do so, whether thay like it or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average?

Thousands want to shag me. What does that make me?

A desirable really Bad Nanna "

I should really explain that I'm terrible at being a grandmother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs you lot. You really do crack me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

average is located next door to beige "

I love a bit of beige.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah, some people still don't quite get my sense of humour do they lol"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a professional pre-offendee on behalf of those who should be offended, but aren't

Someone has to give them a voice and it is my duty to do so, whether thay like it or not"

Some thing tells me that's sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

average is located next door to beige

I love a bit of beige."

Beige should be banned.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is definately a case of differing sense of humour. You either get him... or you don't!

Some of you are so totally WAY off that it is hilarious!

It is self deprecating, mischievously manipulative way to get ANY woman to show themselves to him ..you daft lot!

He isn't being serious!! Lighten up! "

It's fantastic. So many shades of offence and offended women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well according to feedback, im nobodies type, so I dunno if im average, gorgeous or a total munter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

average is located next door to beige

I love a bit of beige.

Beige should be banned."

Nah....it acts as a good filter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well according to feedback, im nobodies type, so I dunno if im average, gorgeous or a total munter. "

you're a Christmas cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

average is located next door to beige

I love a bit of beige.

Beige should be banned.

Nah....it acts as a good filter "

Gulp.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Well according to feedback, im nobodies type, so I dunno if im average, gorgeous or a total munter. "

Ermmm this is a woman based thread for a start

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive."

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence? "

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Obviously I know I am beyond describing! My beauty extends the outer reaches of comprehension for should you see me, you would be struck down by my brilliance and stunning perfection! I am truly a sight to behold which you will never recover from! Not only is my physical beauty that comparable to a Greek Goddess but my inner beauty is like liquid gold! I appreciate that all of you can only hope to be in my presence!

I am zen! !!

*psst, if that was sarcasm, let people know, I forgot once but I think I got away with it*"

How very dare you! I feel offended by that! (I think!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

average is located next door to beige

I love a bit of beige.

Beige should be banned.

Nah....it acts as a good filter

Gulp.

"

I have baubles. If that isn't non- beige I don't know what is

The most amusing thing about this thread is the depth of it.....i mean the fact that anyone could start a thread anyway expecting anyone different to comment on it other than the usual people is genius in itself. The op really did think this through

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By *ubbykittenWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence? "

Or..... just have a lie down. It will all be over soon and you won't remember a thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Average woman next door here,

not exactly sure what is wrong with average?!?!

average is located next door to beige

I love a bit of beige.

Beige should be banned.

Nah....it acts as a good filter

Gulp.

I have baubles. If that isn't non- beige I don't know what is

The most amusing thing about this thread is the depth of it.....i mean the fact that anyone could start a thread anyway expecting anyone different to comment on it other than the usual people is genius in itself. The op really did think this through "

Oh I'm so far from genius when it comes to cooking up threads.

Jealous now.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Yeah we actually appear to be less than average but are trying to bed average ladies to raise our place to the higher echelons of "average" so if any average ladies on here faf give us a shout, I have been lead to believe two average lady meets should do it. Then we'll try for the stratospheric heights of "Holly Willowby" types though tbh we don't hold out much hope as they appear to be rimming each other most of the time

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing "

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Yeah we actually appear to be less than average but are trying to bed average ladies to raise our place to the higher echelons of "average" so if any average ladies on here faf give us a shout, I have been lead to believe two average lady meets should do it. Then we'll try for the stratospheric heights of "Holly Willowby" types though tbh we don't hold out much hope as they appear to be rimming each other most of the time

S"
funny post xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference "

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence? "

Again, humour is subjective. I didn't find the OP's post particularly funny, but I don't care if someone else did either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!"

You and HLFT got a massive crush on the OP or what?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!

You and HLFT got a massive crush on the OP or what?!"

I'm a sweaty stalker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

I have inner beauty but its only visible with a jap's eye

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!

You and HLFT got a massive crush on the OP or what?!"

OBVIOUSLY.

GOD!!!!

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing "

Right?! Lol.

What's the female equivalent term for white knighting....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!

You and HLFT got a massive crush on the OP or what?!"

Who wouldn't ? .. I fancy the arse off him

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!"

Bitch!! That means your average before us!! Off the Xmas card list you go

S

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"One man wants to shag me. Just one. Does that make me average?

Thousands want to shag me. What does that make me?

A desirable really Bad Nanna

I should really explain that I'm terrible at being a grandmother."

Maybe so, but I reckon you make up for it in other ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

I do apologise for creating such feelings of indifference, causing post after post to voice that...... Indifference

Oh my God.

he speaks to me

yay!!!

Bitch!! That means your average before us!! Off the Xmas card list you go

S"

Damn you.

I love a cheap Christmas card.

Sob!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

Right?! Lol.

What's the female equivalent term for white knighting....?

"

Brienne of tarth ing

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

Right?! Lol.

What's the female equivalent term for white knighting....?

Brienne of tarth ing "

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"Well it seems I was right about this thread going down well... I've never seen such a flurry of activity in the forum.

In other news, humour is subjective, and what some people find funny, others find offensive.

But what about the people in between? Who aren't offended, but who don't think it's funny either? Lol.

It's like, "love OP" or "BE MASSIVELY OFFENDED" no in between how dare you feel anything other than amusement or offence?

indeed in all fairness I'm inclined to agree but let the fawning continue.

It's amusing

Right?! Lol.

What's the female equivalent term for white knighting....?

Brienne of tarth ing "

okyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've enjoyed this thread, I think mynext subject will be.............

....feminism

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside


"I've enjoyed this thread, I think mynext subject will be.............

....feminism "

hate it..next...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sure this thread will go down well...

Lol.

"Hey, I can't get the women I think are really hot, so it'd be great if all you munters will now come out and boost my ego."

Its a comment on women's self image, more than my desperation to get some lovin'

Oh really? Are you sure you want to go there? Then let me reiterate:

"Hey, I can't get women who have a healthy sense of self esteem, so all y'all who have low self esteem, and think you yourself are munters, come and inflate my ego."

Lol. "

He didn't say munters, he said average. I consider myself to be average looking but still have a healthy sense of self esteem

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