FabSwingers.com forum: How can you tell if a woman horny

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Went out last night xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it a good night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What?!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"What?!"
HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't know by now you never will petal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm horny all the time unless approached by a guy i don't find attractive, then my fanny shrivels up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mmmmm me toooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my fanny has shrivelled now.

sorry, i am evil and trying to change but it's so hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP is your post a continuation of the title, or are they two random statements ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah went round southport what u been up to x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how many threads can a farmer harvest before supper?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"my fanny has shrivelled now.

sorry, i am evil and trying to change but it's so hard..."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lots xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lots xxx"

You're a gas man.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"how many threads can a farmer harvest before supper? "

Think we might find out

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok this one has me completely lost.

Are we playing a random word association game?

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Went out last night xx"

well mate if she bashes you over the head with her handbag and drags you off to her woman crave . then you wake up rather sore down below with her humming her favourite tune .

I think you can safely say she was randy .

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"What?!"

Don't worry Clem.

I don't mind demonstrating for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"how many threads can a farmer harvest before supper?

Think we might find out

I'm going for a farmers dozen, no wait a bakers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my fanny has shrivelled now.

sorry, i am evil and trying to change but it's so hard..."
pmsl

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

far

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !"
true

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !"

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually they wear some fancy dress devil horns to alert the male of the species to their hornieness. Hope this helps OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!

Don't worry Clem.

I don't mind demonstrating for you.

Thank the old gods for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

Good for him.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

This is easy. A womans nose will glow green if she's horny and good to go.

If it glows red she's either not horny or has a cold.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Well if she has her hand down your trousers & her tongue down your throat I'd say she's horny.

Wouldn't mind but I was having 40 winks after this mornings blat to Norfolk & back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

Can't have been that good if he doesn't know when a woman is horny or not...

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"What?!HOW DO YOU TELL IF A WOMAN IS HORNY?

What the fuck has that got to do with him going out last night? !

He wants everyone to know. It was a big night obviously

Can't have been that good if he doesn't know when a woman is horny or not..."

Maybe it is for him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you don't know by now you never will petal..."
..ha ha

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

OP are you a livestock or arable farmer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cow farmer xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OP are you a livestock or arable farmer

Hahahahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cow farmer xxx"

use the reply+quote to answer someone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cow farmer xxx"

What did you just call me!!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Depends on her intellect and decorum.

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