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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's why I keep myself porked up. I'd be too much for myself to handle if I was thin as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to ditch the well hung part. Nobody can be THAT perfect, it's not fair on others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy talking to myself.

No one is as quick witted as I.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

That's why I chose a profession that is emotionally rather than financially rewarding, don't have a cock, tend towards the subby so I can be lazy at sex and keep the too good looking at bay by not doing my roots as often as I should and staying podgy. Otherwise I'd never manage to get myself fucked.

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL


"It's why I keep myself porked up. I'd be too much for myself to handle if I was thin as well. "

Ha Ha Ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off?

That's why I chose a profession that is emotionally rather than financially rewarding, don't have a cock, tend towards the subby so I can be lazy at sex and keep the too good looking at bay by not doing my roots as often as I should and staying podgy. Otherwise I'd never manage to get myself fucked."

Dam it! That's where I've been going wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope but your teeth would

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nope but your teeth would "

That'll be the spunk.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

I might be all those things. Looks like I put off a few people

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"It's why I keep myself porked up. I'd be too much for myself to handle if I was thin as well. "

OMFG! I love you.

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By *ustOneNightWoman
over a year ago

Berks


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

And what about those diamond shoes? So pinchy on the feet, right?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

The previous site I was, I was routinely derided as a 'fantasist' and 'bullshitter'.

Every now and then one of them washes up here and I say hello...

"My name is DiamondJoe, king of kings... Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.... 10" here ladies!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't say that I do even if I had all of them things

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off?

I might be all those things. Looks like I put off a few people

Fancy a fuck? MrsSB "

You know it!

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

It's 'too' Clem! Not 'to.'

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

No, can't say it's been a problem for us. We're booked up until 2040.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I'd have to say yes, though I'm not well hung of course.

Just amply chested

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's 'too' Clem! Not 'to.'

"

If you want to use my phone to type this shit out you're more than welcome. Frankly I can't be assed to correct it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

That's why we got married darling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

Not enough o's in your to's tends to put people off tooo but as for the rest I don't find it puts them off at all

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre


"Have problems being not only to good looking, to great at sex, far to well hung. But also far to wealthy, fun to be around,intelligent and humble? If so,Do you find it puts people off? "

That's why I'm only a few of the above , if I were all of them with my sexual prowess the rest wouldn't stand a chance

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By *eliz NelsonMan
over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop


"It's 'too' Clem! Not 'to.'

If you want to use my phone to type this shit out you're more than welcome. Frankly I can't be assed to correct it. "

Ooooooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to put off a lot, can't figure out why ?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"It's 'too' Clem! Not 'to.'

If you want to use my phone to type this shit out you're more than welcome. Frankly I can't be assed to correct it.

Ooooooh!"

If correcting other people's grammar and spelling, turns you on. Follow me around and I'll keep you busy.

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