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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Morning all and welcome to a wet Sunday and definitely not the good kinda wet. Looks like I picked the right day to borrow my car out guess it's a damp ride to work for me fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning soppy bollocks

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning soppy bollocks "

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning soppy bollocks "

Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway "

And you never will

Morning ace

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

It cant be morning....

I'm just going to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning lads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning blade looks like my manager chose to pick the wrong day for me to be outside doing external areas lmao

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace"

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning swingers. Hope for a fun filled day

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"It cant be morning....

I'm just going to bed "

Dirty stop out. Good to see you its been ages xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning lads

"

Morning

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"It cant be morning....

I'm just going to bed

Dirty stop out. Good to see you its been ages xx"

I havent even been out lol..

Just lost track of time

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning blade looks like my manager chose to pick the wrong day for me to be outside doing external areas lmao "

Depends if he likes you or not. I'm guessing not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning blade looks like my manager chose to pick the wrong day for me to be outside doing external areas lmao

Depends if he likes you or not. I'm guessing not "

It's a she lol and yes she likes me very much maybe she never knew it was going to be raining today though oh well

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart "

That won't be any time errr ever

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Morning bladey, morning everyone

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"It cant be morning....

I'm just going to bed

Dirty stop out. Good to see you its been ages xx

I havent even been out lol..

Just lost track of time "

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning bladey, morning everyone "

Morning jo happy Sunday sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning pervs feel free to perv away lol

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning pervs feel free to perv away lol"

I do and a good morning you 2 to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning bladey, morning everyone "

Morning Jo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning fuckwit

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning fuckwit "

Morning limp dick. You starting of finishing

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln


"Morning bladey, morning everyone

Morning Jo

"

morning

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart

That won't be any time errr ever "

Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs

What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart

That won't be any time errr ever

Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs

What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life "

You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Bladey and good morning to the rest of the gang. I don't know what you mean about the weather, it's already entirely glorious out here in Cyprus. . Big snogs.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart

That won't be any time errr ever

Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs

What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life

You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought "

Only in your arms sweetheart

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Bladey and good morning to the rest of the gang. I don't know what you mean about the weather, it's already entirely glorious out here in Cyprus. . Big snogs. "

I could go right off you you know but can't see it being today.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart

That won't be any time errr ever

Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs

What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life

You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought

Only in your arms sweetheart "

The puke actually came out a little then

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Morning soppy bollocks

I wouldn't even know how soppy Bladey's bollocks are

But good morning anyway

And you never will

Morning ace

Wait til Alice gets hold of ya sweetheart

That won't be any time errr ever

Cor blimey Mr, you're proving to be a bit of a challenge you are ffs

What's a woman supposed to do in the prime of her life

You've not tried dropping dead yet. Just a thought

Only in your arms sweetheart

The puke actually came out a little then "

No worries sistah, I'm of to bed now if ya wanna join me ya sexy hunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

morning- not well

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"morning- not well "

Morning. Sorry to hear that sweet what's up

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in. "

Fuck off

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.

Fuck off "

I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.

Fuck off

I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude "

It's 1 of my charms. I'd tell you the rest but you'd flood the place. Morning sweet x

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

morning all

I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake

on a bloody Sunday of all days

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"morning all

I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake

on a bloody Sunday of all days "

Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.

Fuck off

I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude

It's 1 of my charms. I'd tell you the rest but you'd flood the place. Morning sweet x"

Missing a select few.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all ,I'm still at work

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I'm awake in Gran Canaria. Just got in.

Fuck off

I wasnt even gonna mention it was 35 degrees today. You're so rude

It's 1 of my charms. I'd tell you the rest but you'd flood the place. Morning sweet x

Missing a select few.

"

Awww your missing me how sweet are you. I can honestly say I didn't know you cared

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

Morning Blade. Morning all.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all ,I'm still at work "

Morning

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"morning all

I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake

on a bloody Sunday of all days

Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past "

yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks

to much coffee maybe

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Blade. Morning all. "

Oh my favorite position to. Morning lovely

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"morning all

I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake

on a bloody Sunday of all days

Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past

yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks

to much coffee maybe "

Na nothing so complex. I'm just a twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Bladey xx

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.


"Morning Blade. Morning all.

Oh my favorite position to. Morning lovely "

What you like to put your head down and bum up.

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Bladey xx"

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Blade. Morning all.

Oh my favorite position to. Morning lovely

What you like to put your head down and bum up. "

No silly. I like to put your head down

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"morning all

I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake

on a bloody Sunday of all days

Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past

yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks

to much coffee maybe

Na nothing so complex. I'm just a twat "

I wouldn't have gone that far myself lets say a friendly rogue with a eye for mischief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Bladey xx

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people "

Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!

Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Bladey xx

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people

Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!

Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx"

Not yet put its definitely on the cards

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"morning all

I'm up internal alarm clock doing its stuff again ten to 5 wide awake

on a bloody Sunday of all days

Your clocks wrong it's nearly 20 past

yes I know that's the time my internal alarm clock wakes me up bot you knew that, some ones in a petulant mood this morning me thinks

to much coffee maybe

Na nothing so complex. I'm just a twat

I wouldn't have gone that far myself lets say a friendly rogue with a eye for mischief "

Oh my God it's like you've known me all my life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Bladey xx

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people

Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!

Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx

Not yet put its definitely on the cards "

Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Blade. Morning all.

Oh my favorite position to. Morning lovely

What you like to put your head down and bum up. "

Very sexy Miss Lola

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Bladey xx

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people

Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!

Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx

Not yet put its definitely on the cards

Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas! "

Oh but you know it turns me on when you call me cupcake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Bladey xx

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people

Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!

Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx

Not yet put its definitely on the cards

Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas!

Oh but you know it turns me on when you call me cupcake "

Just think about Ace- that should dampen you down!

Don't want anything sticking out of your leathers creating drag and slowing you down!

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Bladey xx

And a very good morning to you 2 lovely people

Combo of the rain- and the dog crying at the rain woke us- thought we'd check up on you lot!

Hope u our bollocks aren't too soppy mate! xx

Not yet put its definitely on the cards

Would tell you to suck it up but don't want to give you ideas!

Oh but you know it turns me on when you call me cupcake

Just think about Ace- that should dampen you down!

Don't want anything sticking out of your leathers creating drag and slowing you down! "

Good God you know how to put a damper on thing don't ya

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Well time to go do my thing dodge some blue lights a generaly get wet. Have fun you all. Laters

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By *icassolifelikeMan
over a year ago

Luton

Morning chaps and chapettes!

Hope to get a relaxing day today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning fuckwit

Morning limp dick. You starting of finishing "

Just finished mate sat with a coffee waiting for MOTD

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning everyone, have a great day

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Morning blady

Morning beautiful swingers

Have a wonderful day

MrsSB

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Morning all

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Morning all "

morning honey

funny enough a fancy a bit of honey today I think I will have some on my toast later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning from a very wet Northeast xx

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Morning from a very wet Northeast xx"

raining there is it or is something else going on in the northeast

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By *assie400Woman
over a year ago

Oldham

Morning all

yes raining here as well

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

Morning bladey and all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy day of rest you filthy pervs

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Well I wasn't wrong it's wet out there. Think I need a new jacket my bollex are rather wet. I mean from the ride into work. Get your head out the gutter

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning bladey and all "

Morning Ms tease your looking rather tasty this morning if I may say

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Morning Bladey xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Lisa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning Bladey ...are you still at the bottom of my bed?!

Morning all x

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By *uyfromchiMan
over a year ago

CHICHESTER

Morning

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning Bladey xx"

Morning lisa

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good morning Bladey ...are you still at the bottom of my bed?!

Morning all x"

Are your toes curling?

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham


"Morning bladey and all

Morning Ms tease your looking rather tasty this morning if I may say "

Thank you kindly sir

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

Morning bladey, morning all, have a fab one, Mrs blue eyes

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Morning all

morning honey

funny enough a fancy a bit of honey today I think I will have some on my toast later "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off to bed seeing as I;m being ignored.

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Good morning all. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning everyone xx

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Good morning

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Good morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning x

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee?? "

Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??

Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me "

That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??

Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me

That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you "

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??

Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me

That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back "

thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning deviants.

I've just got the griddle on the go. Sausage, bacon, eggs, mushrooms and a massive pile of baps. Who's in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good morning fabbers. Whose bringing me coffee??

Could I use a brew right now. Only been at work and hour and a half and I'm already pulling what little hair I've got left out. Somebody save me

That's pants I'll rev up my donkey and come and rescue you

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back

thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way "

I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning all "

Morning

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Good morning deviants.

I've just got the griddle on the go. Sausage, bacon, eggs, mushrooms and a massive pile of baps. Who's in? "

Sweet talker you

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back

thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way

I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again "

No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!...

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back

thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way

I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again

No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!... "

Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool.

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back

thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way

I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again

No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!...

Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool. "

I may need to be a little rough to be convincing,just ignore my short skirt and all my knickers are in the wash so I'll be knickerless, I'll try my hardest to not bend over or I'll blow my cover

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"

You pretty lady are an angel and to show my gratitude when you get here I'll save you right back

thanks chuck I may need it! My dear old donkey is knocking on a bit I may need to carry him some of the way

I tell you what I'll just come get you just ring up and tell them my rabbit died..... again

No you can't use the same excuse twice,I'll come there in a police uniform and cart you off in handcuffs for robbing a newspaper from your corner shop. Yeah?!...

Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool.

I may need to be a little rough to be convincing,just ignore my short skirt and all my knickers are in the wash so I'll be knickerless, I'll try my hardest to not bend over or I'll blow my cover "

Omfg just OMG think I'm going to burst. Get here like that and they can sack me in fact they better because I'll not be back

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"

Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool.

I may need to be a little rough to be convincing,just ignore my short skirt and all my knickers are in the wash so I'll be knickerless, I'll try my hardest to not bend over or I'll blow my cover

Omfg just OMG think I'm going to burst. Get here like that and they can sack me in fact they better because I'll not be back "

Damn it I'm trying to be convincing here,can you normally see a police woman's nipples through her shirt it appears my bra's are in the wash as well. I really must launder more frequently I'm a dirty mare aren't I. Just looking for my truncheon and handcuffs then I'll be there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mornin all, happy Sunday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay it's Sunday only one day left until I'm back at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon campers. I just woke up and had a nice sleep in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning / afternoon

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Morning....well not quite but it nearly was

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"

Good God just get here before I drown in my own drool.

I may need to be a little rough to be convincing,just ignore my short skirt and all my knickers are in the wash so I'll be knickerless, I'll try my hardest to not bend over or I'll blow my cover

Omfg just OMG think I'm going to burst. Get here like that and they can sack me in fact they better because I'll not be back

Damn it I'm trying to be convincing here,can you normally see a police woman's nipples through her shirt it appears my bra's are in the wash as well. I really must launder more frequently I'm a dirty mare aren't I. Just looking for my truncheon and handcuffs then I'll be there... "

Still waiting unpashently

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

Had a fantastic lie-on so my 'morning' is now my afternoon

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Had a fantastic lie-on so my 'morning' is now my afternoon "

A lie on luck them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning soppy bollocks

Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days "

Im on day 3 of 6 off had just got in from club when I posted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon I'm very late today, been busy

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By *ire_blade OP   Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"Morning soppy bollocks

Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days

Im on day 3 of 6 off had just got in from club when I posted. "

2 nights to do after today and 12 off. I'm so ready for a break

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning soppy bollocks

Morning mate. Least your on the right side of your shift. Fickle I hate working days

Im on day 3 of 6 off had just got in from club when I posted.

2 nights to do after today and 12 off. I'm so ready for a break"

Me too got another one in couple of weeks thank God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon all x

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