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Being neighbourly has brought unexpected results!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lady neighbour was apparently going to pay another neighbour to trim her hedge but he couldn't say when. I told her I would while she was on holiday, took just couple of hours.

Today she came home and asked how much I wanted, said no charge. She asked me to check the garage with her, bit odd but said okay. When then she offered me in exchange for services rendered a nearly new garage bandsaw and table saw.

Pays to be neighbourly, what about you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction "

Exactly... I was thinking ooohhh errrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never SAW that coming !

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By *ave90210Man
over a year ago

BELFAST


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction

Exactly... I was thinking ooohhh errrrrrr "

Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction "

Yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction "

Yes Nice happy ending though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never SAW that coming !"
pmsl !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction

Yes Nice happy ending though "

Had a happy ending in my alternative too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction

Yes Nice happy ending though

Had a happy ending in my alternative too "

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

maybe she was measuring you up for later......

sleep soundly

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"I never SAW that coming !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeeeeeezus i thought you were going to say she sucked your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must shop at Lidl OP, you often Find Chainsaws, Air compressors and Mig Welder's in amongst the fruit & Veg

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please people think about something else! how many thought the garage might have other uses?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction "

100%

But of an anticlimax to the story than you didn't get a blowie!

Let her cut her own bloody hedges next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction

100%

But of an anticlimax to the story than you didn't get a blowie!

Let her cut her own bloody hedges next time "

She's a sweet 60+ mature lady, I don't do ladies favours expecting some sort of sexual gratification as a reward. well, maybe not from them but never hurts to have a sweet old lady telling the younger sexy ladies what an helpful, nice, polite man I am, who'll help round their home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please people think about something else! how many thought the garage might have other uses? "

I thought she might use it as a torture chamber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Please people think about something else! how many thought the garage might have other uses?

I thought she might use it as a torture chamber "

I would have expected nothing less, just the thought you think I'm a monster is torture enough for me!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction "

Yep...I was going with bj!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone else think this was going in a whole different direction

Yep...I was going with bj! "

Erm, in that case can I er nip round and trim your bush.

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