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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondering if you've ever had to turn a meet away because they hadon't bothered to wash b4 they turned up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

of course you would!!

Unless your desperate for a shag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"of course you would!!

Unless your desperate for a shag! "

Not quite what he asked lol

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester

Only once thankfully. Even a few feet away he reeked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha you should really ready things b4 you reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"of course you would!!

Unless your desperate for a shag!

Not quite what he asked lol "

Luckily it's never come to that lol

I must pick the nice smelling folks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, not so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far, no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to date, no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Mine have turned up smelling divine and squeaky clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"of course you would!!

Unless your desperate for a shag!

Not quite what he asked lol

Luckily it's never come to that lol

I must pick the nice smelling folks "

Haha lucky you... Nice pics btw

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

Fortunately not,

That would be so embarrassing. Not sure if I would be brutally truthful or try and make up some convincing excuse to save them embarrassment too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"of course you would!!

Unless your desperate for a shag! "

Not if they'd just had a 2 hour train journey. Unless you're a cunt.

I just asked her to wash her feet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fortunately not,

That would be so embarrassing. Not sure if I would be brutally truthful or try and make up some convincing excuse to save them embarrassment too."

Just ask if you can take a shower together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No....and if that happened he'd best have a good excuse and he'd be straight in the shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fortunately not,

That would be so embarrassing. Not sure if I would be brutally truthful or try and make up some convincing excuse to save them embarrassment too.

Just ask if you can take a shower together "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fortunately not,

That would be so embarrassing. Not sure if I would be brutally truthful or try and make up some convincing excuse to save them embarrassment too.

Just ask if you can take a shower together "

Haha ur a forum stalker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fortunately not,

That would be so embarrassing. Not sure if I would be brutally truthful or try and make up some convincing excuse to save them embarrassment too.

Just ask if you can take a shower together

Haha ur a forum stalker

"

Hahaha this is true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We turned away a guy because he clearly had made no effort with appearance. Call us fussy but anyone meeting should at least dress and smell good!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I wouldnt dream of turning up and asking to take a shower in a meets house because I smell.. Well unless it was all planned and part of the meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldnt dream of turning up and asking to take a shower in a meets house because I smell.. Well unless it was all planned and part of the meet"

So you'd not go then and have a wash first?

Or you'd expect her to play with you while you stank?

Coz if I was a bit ripe when I got there I'm damn sure I'd ask for a shower. Hopefully she'd offer to "scrub my back"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was at a wedding one night and spent most of the evening flirting with a very handsome young man. When we went up the the bedroom to play things were going great. He stripped off to revel a Hugh cock but when we got on the bed to play the smell was unreal. Actually made me gag. I suggested we have some fun in the shower but he wasn't interested so I made my excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wouldnt dream of turning up and asking to take a shower in a meets house because I smell.. Well unless it was all planned and part of the meet

So you'd not go then and have a wash first?

Or you'd expect her to play with you while you stank?

Coz if I was a bit ripe when I got there I'm damn sure I'd ask for a shower. Hopefully she'd offer to "scrub my back" "

Your struggling with this... what I'm.saying is I would always turn up smelling nice and clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily no, but I can't really imagine a woman turning up to a meet unwashed tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Luckily no, but I can't really imagine a woman turning up to a meet unwashed tbh. "

It's an excuse for an indulgent pamper for me. Rather than a quick jump in the shower, between bursts of "mum!!!" Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wouldnt dream of turning up and asking to take a shower in a meets house because I smell.. Well unless it was all planned and part of the meet

So you'd not go then and have a wash first?

Or you'd expect her to play with you while you stank?

Coz if I was a bit ripe when I got there I'm damn sure I'd ask for a shower. Hopefully she'd offer to "scrub my back"

Your struggling with this... what I'm.saying is I would always turn up smelling nice and clean "

I ain't struggling with nothing mate. I'm not talking about what I might do. I'm talking about what has happened.

I have in the past travelled to Cardiff, Bolton, Hertfordshire, to meet women I really like and have been visited by women from as far afield.

I prefer to be honest whichever way it goes.

First thing I said to the woman in Cardiff after driving for 5 hours was "better not get too close, mind if I jump in your shower?

She was cool. I showered. We fucked.

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

Thankfully never !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

SW1A1AA

No, ive had people who have travelled if it would be ok to shower when we got here and if i was travelling a distance i would ask beforehand if i could shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fortunately not,

That would be so embarrassing. Not sure if I would be brutally truthful or try and make up some convincing excuse to save them embarrassment too.

Just ask if you can take a shower together "

This. Once used to meet someone who could only play after work so I told her I loved playing in the showerestaurant. Boom result. Naughty shower play and she was totally unaware.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dax has always said, if someone turned up smelling rank he would use the power washer on them before sending them back home to try again....with someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. Mine have turned up smelling divine and squeaky clean "

Only the best sweet smell for you my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fortunately not, always squeaky clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Luckily no, but I can't really imagine a woman turning up to a meet unwashed tbh.

It's an excuse for an indulgent pamper for me. Rather than a quick jump in the shower, between bursts of "mum!!!" Lol. "

So normally you are too busy playing with the shower head to wash properly?

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By *sborne2Couple
over a year ago

northants

Apart from your grammar ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apart from your grammar ..."

Grammar doesn't smell.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

*insert standard "only your mum so far" comment here*

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

It's like the amount of times you see guys in clubs leave the toilet without washing their hands.

You know that in a few mins those unwashed hands are going to be trying to get in someone's knickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Luckily no, but I can't really imagine a woman turning up to a meet unwashed tbh.

It's an excuse for an indulgent pamper for me. Rather than a quick jump in the shower, between bursts of "mum!!!" Lol.

So normally you are too busy playing with the shower head to wash properly? "

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes once.

His smell lingered long after he left

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What's a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met a couple of men who overdid the deodorant or aftershave.

That really put me off. I could smell it on me hours later and all we'd done was meet for a social and just had a peck on the cheek when we left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering if you've ever had to turn a meet away because they hadon't bothered to wash b4 they turned up ??"

Yes I have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering if you've ever had to turn a meet away because they hadon't bothered to wash b4 they turned up ??

Yes I have "

Details?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met a couple of men who overdid the deodorant or aftershave.

That really put me off. I could smell it on me hours later and all we'd done was meet for a social and just had a peck on the cheek when we left "

That's nearly as bad as if they did smell a bit unhygienic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wondering if you've ever had to turn a meet away because they hadon't bothered to wash b4 they turned up ??

Yes I have

Details? "

It was a spontaneous meet because we both had the day off.

He asked if I wanted him to shave before he came over and I said no because I like stubble on my nipples.

What I didn't realise was having the shave was a criteria to have a shower.

He stank of BO. And he was on his 3rd day off in a row.

He also smelt like he had driven with the car windows done up and smoked a full packet of cigs.

I just said sorry I can't get past the smoke smell. He had driven an hour to see me too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just wondering if you've ever had to turn a meet away because they hadon't bothered to wash b4 they turned up ??

Yes I have

Details?

It was a spontaneous meet because we both had the day off.

He asked if I wanted him to shave before he came over and I said no because I like stubble on my nipples.

What I didn't realise was having the shave was a criteria to have a shower.

He stank of BO. And he was on his 3rd day off in a row.

He also smelt like he had driven with the car windows done up and smoked a full packet of cigs.

I just said sorry I can't get past the smoke smell. He had driven an hour to see me too "

Nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met a couple of men who overdid the deodorant or aftershave.

That really put me off. I could smell it on me hours later and all we'd done was meet for a social and just had a peck on the cheek when we left

That's nearly as bad as if they did smell a bit unhygienic "

Me personally all I need to do and will only do is for a social shower like I do everyday bit of right guard on that's it that's me done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not really on topic but there's a guy at my gym bad breath and BO...I always shower before I go cause I know I'm gonna start sweating, I also always smell of joop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My very first meet was meeting a man in morrisons cafe..he told me the day before he was clean/tidy/ and smells lovely..

He arrived. Don't think his hair had seen a brush for weeks..he had food in his beard and I'm pretty sure he had at least a weeks worth of food spilt down his ripped jumper!!!

Being new to meets I went to toilet and sneaked out..never spoke or saw him again

Then 2 yrs on I had a man turn up for a good fuck session and his cock was rank the smell made me gag so I asked him to go wash cos there was no way I was sucking that..he did and then I blew his mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet was meeting a man in morrisons cafe..he told me the day before he was clean/tidy/ and smells lovely..

He arrived. Don't think his hair had seen a brush for weeks..he had food in his beard and I'm pretty sure he had at least a weeks worth of food spilt down his ripped jumper!!!

Being new to meets I went to toilet and sneaked out..never spoke or saw him again

Then 2 yrs on I had a man turn up for a good fuck session and his cock was rank the smell made me gag so I asked him to go wash cos there was no way I was sucking that..he did and then I blew his mind. "

Can't see why people can't even take say 20 minutes max to look after themselves there hygiene not much especially when your about to meet someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have met a couple of men who overdid the deodorant or aftershave.

That really put me off. I could smell it on me hours later and all we'd done was meet for a social and just had a peck on the cheek when we left

That's nearly as bad as if they did smell a bit unhygienic

Me personally all I need to do and will only do is for a social shower like I do everyday bit of right guard on that's it that's me done "

A little splash of aftershave is nice too, lovely... Just not too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My very first meet was meeting a man in morrisons cafe..he told me the day before he was clean/tidy/ and smells lovely..

He arrived. Don't think his hair had seen a brush for weeks..he had food in his beard and I'm pretty sure he had at least a weeks worth of food spilt down his ripped jumper!!!

Being new to meets I went to toilet and sneaked out..never spoke or saw him again

Then 2 yrs on I had a man turn up for a good fuck session and his cock was rank the smell made me gag so I asked him to go wash cos there was no way I was sucking that..he did and then I blew his mind. "

Omfg

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