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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

A hairy back here.. but not much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come now, don't you think you're asking for a little too much there?

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By *educerMan
over a year ago

Brentwood

Women always want the impossible

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hairy back here.. but not much"

shoulder hair?

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

You don't get to my age without being psychologicaly damaged in some way but I can't help you with the rest.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

So close...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh come now, don't you think you're asking for a little too much there?

I know my needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Setting the standards very high there

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol

Op - love the new profile pic x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Women always want the impossible

It's the bane of my life wanting what I cannot have.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"A hairy back here.. but not much

shoulder hair?"

Crawls a little over like a warm scarf

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol

Op - love the new profile pic x "

I know a town in deepest Wales....hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Setting the standards very high there"

I sense disappointment Jawwwwwwwn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A hairy back here.. but not much

shoulder hair?

Crawls a little over like a warm scarf

I actually had a boyfriend with creeping up his neck hair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?

If so pm me

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By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

I wouldn't say I am psychologically damaged, just require some major restoration

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

I'm missing the webbed feet but in London lingo I have a duck attached

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Try Hobbiton or some of the smaller villages of Leicestershire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol

Op - love the new profile pic x "

The shock is when the normal types show up on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 out of 4.......?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Setting the standards very high there

I sense disappointment Jawwwwwwwn!"

some of us just can't live up to these unrealistic beauty standards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fuck sake, I don't have any of those attributes!

Goes off to sulk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind. "

Couldn't he just stick some glue between his toes? Or do you need the real thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Try Hobbiton or some of the smaller villages of Leicestershire

*scribbling down Hobbiton...wait is that a real place?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Add body odour and incontinence and I'm your man!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol

Op - love the new profile pic x

I know a town in deepest Wales....hahahaha. "

I knows a few in Devon pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind.

Couldn't he just stick some glue between his toes? Or do you need the real thing?

imagining him choosing craft glue, like cum leaking out everywhere.

Hahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure you will find what you're looking for especially on fab. Keep plugging away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Add body odour and incontinence and I'm your man!"

Oooh I'm so aroused right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm sure you will find what you're looking for especially on fab. Keep plugging away"

It's tough but I'm so patient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yay I match one criteria. But depends how damaged you want lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn, so close. I haven't got a hairy back.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For fuck sake, I don't have any of those attributes!

Goes off to sulk!

Oh wait.

Do you sulk a lot?

That's hot too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two out of three I'm afraid

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn, so close. I haven't got a hairy back. "

we can go paddling though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two out of three I'm afraid "

which ones?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All bar the webbed feet. Can I exchange that for being fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure you will find what you're looking for especially on fab. Keep plugging away

It's tough but I'm so patient."

Patience is the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yay I match one criteria. But depends how damaged you want lol."

I'm easy on the damaged scale.

Just don't smash my back door in without warning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I new you was out there . Lol. Im your half man half ape on a cold day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

If i wear flippers i could be your man

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I new you was out there . Lol. Im your half man half ape on a cold day lol"

Woohoo!

I'm in lurrrrve!

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

Other than being a hairy man unless I have a manscape, I dont have the other two...dont think I've met anyone with a webbed feet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

If i wear flippers i could be your man

Flippers are allowed if you promise to cry during and after sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Other than being a hairy man unless I have a manscape, I dont have the other two...dont think I've met anyone with a webbed feet."

you're joking?!

You haven't lived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to turn you down but I have none of those. Lol. But I do only have 9 toes lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

My ex

I'll message you his number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

If i wear flippers i could be your man

Flippers are allowed if you promise to cry during and after sex?"

Pfffft crying is easy I could sob all the way through including lots of sniffling

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind. "

I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?

If so pm me

I cannot and will NOT compromise!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind.

I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor

you're going to have to decide.

I can't choose between Thor and Ironman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Mr "

Only bending for the webbing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Blimey talk about describing me in one! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

My ex

I'll message you his number

Amazing.

I'm so happy.

Never thought I'd find my match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?

If so pm me

I cannot and will NOT compromise! "

COCKIST!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Would you accept a hairy backed, psychologically damaged web footed man with a big cock?

If so pm me

I cannot and will NOT compromise!

COCKIST!!!

Free thinking is my motto dude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing..."

I completely understand, the heart wants what the heart wants and if your willing to let the webbing slide before long you will have normal guys without back hair and a large penis... that just wouldnt sit right i wish you luck in your hunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't even gonna say nothing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was going to post some drivel about the voices in my head telling me I'm an otter and that I tick all 4 boxes.

Otters are cute though right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind.

I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor

you're going to have to decide.

I can't choose between Thor and Ironman."

Thor then, he has a big hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing...

Hahahaha.

Thank you.

Fab is too full of the good looking.

I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind.

I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor

you're going to have to decide.

I can't choose between Thor and Ironman.

Thor then, he has a big hammer

Do you want to be him, is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing...

Hahahaha.

Thank you.

Fab is too full of the good looking.

I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know? "

Step out off his corn with Pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing...

Hahahaha.

Thank you.

Fab is too full of the good looking.

I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?

Step out off his corn with Pride

corn?

you a country boy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing...

Hahahaha.

Thank you.

Fab is too full of the good looking.

I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know? "

I wish i did unfortunately they lock me away at 8:30 so the only thing i see late at night are 4 padded walls and a neurotic squirrel i call mr squibbles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing...

Hahahaha.

Thank you.

Fab is too full of the good looking.

I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?

I wish i did unfortunately they lock me away at 8:30 so the only thing i see late at night are 4 padded walls and a neurotic squirrel i call mr squibbles "

That's nuts.

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

I have a hairy back and webbed feet

Part way there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dam I don't have webbed feet, just my bloody luck

You can wear socks...I don't mind.

I'll dig out my best Marvel shocks then, Ironman or Thor

you're going to have to decide.

I can't choose between Thor and Ironman.

Thor then, he has a big hammer

Do you want to be him, is that it? "

Will I have always wanted a big hammer but wont be spinning it around my head thou lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs finally a women wants a damaged guy with a small cock and hairy back but i dont have webbed feet any chance your willing to bend slightly

Only bending for the webbing...

Hahahaha.

Thank you.

Fab is too full of the good looking.

I crave the corner lurkers, the late night wank zombies, you know?

Step out off his corn with Pride

corn?

you a country boy?"

Pmsl stupid autotext. City boy Country boy i can be anything i wanna be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

My ex

I'll message you his number

Amazing.

I'm so happy.

Never thought I'd find my match. "

I'd like to take the credit for the psychological damage

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a hairy back and webbed feet

Part way there"

photos please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

My ex

I'll message you his number

Amazing.

I'm so happy.

Never thought I'd find my match.

I'd like to take the credit for the psychological damage

Pahhahaha.

Awww, niiiice.

I'll have to chip away at the remaining confidence so!

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I have a hairy back and webbed feet

Part way there

photos please! "

You want photos of my webbed feet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a hairy back and webbed feet

Part way there

photos please!

You want photos of my webbed feet?"

Not forgetting your hairy back. ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me! Me! Me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For fuck sake, I don't have any of those attributes!

Goes off to sulk!

Oh wait.

Do you sulk a lot?

That's hot too."

I'm not talking to you, I'm sulking!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me! Me! Me!

Dan, I know you aren't emotionally damaged or have webbed feet.

Get out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me! Me! Me!

Dan, I know you aren't emotionally damaged or have webbed feet.

Get out!"

it was worth the try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have all them things...even better is I have bumgrapes that sing to the sound of music xxx

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By *ifferent69Man
over a year ago

BRIGHTON, UK

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

"
ha ha ????? If its athletes feet your after....then yeah I bag all three ..ha ha ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oop I accidentally sent something...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"oop I accidentally sent something..."

I laughed OUT LOUD.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

ha ha ????? If its athletes feet your after....then yeah I bag all three ..ha ha .."

on this occasion I'm going to say no.

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"I have a hairy back and webbed feet

Part way there

photos please!

You want photos of my webbed feet?

Not forgetting your hairy back. ..

I feel used

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Wow, that is a pick list.. You are so Damn choosy.

It sounds like you are looking for the missing link..

May I suggest you start your search in Norwich..

Hey Norfolk, gimme six.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wow, that is a pick list.. You are so Damn choosy.

It sounds like you are looking for the missing link..

May I suggest you start your search in Norwich..

Hey Norfolk, gimme six.

Okay. That's a 2 to 3 hour train ride.

Ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

ha ha ????? If its athletes feet your after....then yeah I bag all three ..ha ha ..

on this occasion I'm going to say no.

2nd xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy back, hairy shoulders, hairy feet, very broken in my head.

No webbed feet but I do like the glue idea.

Rebels without a clue and just don't care attitude!! Breaker of normality and refuses to comform.

Will and can travel.

Hello ladies!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Nope.

Now, if you'd said hairy ears.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!"

So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Where do you want me?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol

Op - love the new profile pic x

The shock is when the normal types show up on there

Normal on the Jeremy kyle show? Think tbat wpuld put thr program in a bad way lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!

So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.

and suck your small dick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!

So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.

and suck your small dick?

He said 3 out of 4. You'd be sucking his big dick

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

That describes all the ones I've met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!

So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.

and suck your small dick?

I feel hurt... You wouldnt bend the rules even slightly for me

and there was me thinking id made a connection im off to cry in the corner and brush mr squibbles luminous orange hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

That describes all the ones I've met

Lucky gal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

why you looing for a twin ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

why you looing for a twin ?"

ooh bitchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

why you looing for a twin ?

ooh bitchy

what call bitchy I call asking a question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met one off here with a hairy back and small cock, not sure about the webbed feet though, he kept his socks on (and there was a massive he in one) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Give me a break. I've got 3 out of 4 of those. You'll let 1 slide surely?

Ahhhhhhhhh okay so!

So, I'll let you stroke my hairy back whilst I clean my webbed feet and tell you about my rough childhood.

and suck your small dick?

He said 3 out of 4. You'd be sucking his big dick

I'm glad somebody keeping up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

why you looing for a twin ?

ooh bitchy

what call bitchy I call asking a question

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Omari Hardwick in Power on Netflix.

I'll settle for him.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

That describes all the ones I've met

Lucky gal.

Some of us just are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would it be OK if I wore flippers - I'm good for the others!

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy check. Well one out of four not bad...ooh psychological damage? Not finished evaluation yet will have to get back to you on that one

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Apart from feet and back I'm just what you are looking for. At last I'm going to get the girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Might as well as for men from purely inbred areas...jeremey kyle applicants lol

Op - love the new profile pic x

The shock is when the normal types show up on there

you are tucking sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Sorry but I haven't got web feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nor a hairy back for that matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got real attitude problem if your into that at all?

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By *p to playMan
over a year ago

swad

All of the above except the Weber feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I saw one of them in Chams yesterday although I didn't look at his feet!

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you been to Lincolnshire?

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By *tep121Man
over a year ago

manchester

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Yup. Quite tall though, sort of have Web feet. Need them up here in manchester.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most men south of the Blackwall tunnel I'm lead to believe

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Fuck sake just one off the full set just need webbed feet and I would of fit the bill lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

I don't qualify for any of those!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you been to Lincolnshire?"

I don't think so.

Why?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

Well my rooster is a miniature breed so small cock CHECK!

Hairy back... i have a variety of moles that have thick black hairs protruding from them... i know so attractive.

Psychological damage... the sun said all members of this site are psychologically damaged goods. so as a good sheep i shall concur and use that as evidence to support my psychological turmoil.

Im also a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.

And i moan a lot about the fact life isn't fair.

Pretty sure im right up your street #opportunisticsurveillance.

come and say hi!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well my rooster is a miniature breed so small cock CHECK!

Hairy back... i have a variety of moles that have thick black hairs protruding from them... i know so attractive.

Psychological damage... the sun said all members of this site are psychologically damaged goods. so as a good sheep i shall concur and use that as evidence to support my psychological turmoil.

Im also a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man.

And i moan a lot about the fact life isn't fair.

Pretty sure im right up your street #opportunisticsurveillance.

come and say hi!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

I used to live on the Fens and there are loads of them up there and that included the fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me lol "

nah

your back is as smooth as Kojak's bonce.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

I used to live on the Fens and there are loads of them up there and that included the fems

you'll have to edumacate me.

The Fens is where?

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By *nFairnessMan
over a year ago

The Four Corners

My friend has an extraordinarily hairy back....

Ill put him on.

Harrrrrgh!

His name is chewbacca and he says if you need some nookie. fuck a wookie. *shrugs*

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By *udemattMan
over a year ago

Cheshire

Wow definitely describes me to a tee just see my profile the only thing it doesn't show is my webbed feet!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good? "

I like your hairy chest...

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?why what you want lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

you can use my pen...

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

you can use my pen..."

i would use the tip of something to trace the dots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well there was me thinking I was alone in the world, hairy back check, smallish dick check, mental health problems check, webbed feet working on that one, but looking at this thread I'm not so special, oh and I'm from the fens. Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you been to Lincolnshire?

I don't think so.

Why?

Could be the land of your dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

I don't have a small cock,hairy back or webbed feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

I used to live on the Fens and there are loads of them up there and that included the fems

you'll have to edumacate me.

The Fens is where?"

South Lincolnshire / Cambridgeshire borders around Wisbech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Theres at least one, the wife has a twin brother.....

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

There are but they're all taken and too in demand for us lowly single fems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

You need to go to Pof for those qualities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair free but a small cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Micro penis and 99% psychology screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy legs and balls bit above average cock so guess it's a fail lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

you can use my pen...

i would use the tip of something to trace the dots

dirty fecker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

You need to go to Pof for those qualities."

Damn no.

not gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe u should start with hairy legs and balls and build up to backs lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe u should start with hairy legs and balls and build up to backs lol x"

pffft...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe u should start with hairy legs and balls and build up to backs lol x

pffft..."
I would volunteer to be your starter lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe u should start with hairy legs and balls and build up to backs lol x

pffft...I would volunteer to be your starter lol x"

too far away luv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet half way lol

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

you can use my pen...

i would use the tip of something to trace the dots

dirty fecker

Excuse me!! I was thinking finger tips

Where's your mind going

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

you can use my pen...

i would use the tip of something to trace the dots

dirty fecker

Excuse me!! I was thinking finger tips

Where's your mind going

Oh it's not where it's going,it's where it's been.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

out there with a small cock, hairy back, psychological damage and webbed feet?

No?

Hairy bottom, average cock, big feet (size 11) & enjoy licking windows. Any good?

I like your hairy chest...

thank you

No worries.

I like your bottom and enjoy playing dot to dot

you can use my pen...

i would use the tip of something to trace the dots

dirty fecker

Excuse me!! I was thinking finger tips

Where's your mind going

Oh it's not where it's going,it's where it's been.

Dirty fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn.., I donated my webbed feet to Mr Duck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Damn.., I donated my webbed feet to Mr Duck

You're footless?!

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