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I can't fucking stand it any longer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just sat here listening to mother in law and her man friend sucking cheese and crackers

They've only goy three teeth between them, so they weren't chomping, but the sucking noises has driven me fookin' mad.

They're here till Saturday too.....

That's if I don't creep downstairs and stifle the old dears before then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahahahaha

.....oh, lookey....your pain is my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chomp chomp slurp lick Yes Jack ive heard ya at Chams mate so leave em alone xx

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

ha ha that's most unfortunate but bloody hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bless 'em.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kill them kill them all

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That's only half the story though

They're sitting on the settee to my right and my dog Fred, is lying to my left licking his bollocks

I'm sure they're having a competition to see who can make me flip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That's only half the story though

They're sitting on the settee to my right and my dog Fred, is lying to my left licking his bollocks

I'm sure they're having a competition to see who can make me flip "

Now if fred started humping your mother in laws leg that would be funny

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By *horacleCouple
over a year ago

Harwich

Tell you what how about we do a swap.

I take on your toothless inlaws and you can have my (jo) snobby, middle class, nosey, rude, ignorant down right bitch of a mother in law.

and just because your you I will through in the mentally backward in bred step sister in law :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should give them budgie trill.

that should keep them amused for hours

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

this thread alone was worth waking up early for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this thread alone was worth waking up early for. "

Lol!! Morning all by the way x

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By *ertnbeckyCouple
over a year ago

oldham

wait til you hear em shaggin tonight mate you,ll just love it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"wait til you hear em shaggin tonight mate you,ll just love it "

oh Bert, what HAVE you done... we may never hear from Jack again now!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"just sat here listening to mother in law and her man friend sucking cheese and crackers

They've only goy three teeth between them, so they weren't chomping, but the sucking noises has driven me fookin' mad.

They're here till Saturday too.....

That's if I don't creep downstairs and stifle the old dears before then "

Liven it up. Slip some ex-lax in their late night drinks

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"just sat here listening to mother in law and her man friend sucking cheese and crackers

They've only goy three teeth between them, so they weren't chomping, but the sucking noises has driven me fookin' mad.

They're here till Saturday too.....

That's if I don't creep downstairs and stifle the old dears before then "

hope you are making them sleep in separate rooms

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Darlington/Newcastle

That's if I don't creep downstairs and stifle the old dears before then

A freind of mine who is a csi recommends a sharp icicle to do the stabbing and killing with.. No murder weapon it melts and therefore no fingerprints either!! Also boiler suit balaklava and gloves to avoid any contamination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There you go Jack... All you gotta do now is invite them to stay till "say" Christmas... Simples...

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By *slandcplCouple
over a year ago

canvey island


"just sat here listening to mother in law and her man friend sucking cheese and crackers

They've only goy three teeth between them, so they weren't chomping, but the sucking noises has driven me fookin' mad.

They're here till Saturday too.....

That's if I don't creep downstairs and stifle the old dears before then "

lmao could be you one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been on news. Couple found dead in truro. Cause of death apparently asphyxiated on cheese and crackers.and police are trying to trace relatives who they think the couple was staying with. As they seem to have suddenly gone away...

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