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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once.

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By *hi-John69Man
over a year ago

chichester

er no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... "

the british army can find a job for you

be all you can be and more

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

No but i broke a vibrator in two once!

Apparently mt clench can make grown men cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."

new sport for 2012.

polo pushing

WHERES MY TICKET!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, our big rapid rabbit melted lol

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Attention... medical help required for a choking victim... symptoms are a rapid expulsion of tea from the nose, followed by hacking and coughing!!!

Oh, and a new keyboard would be nice, this ones a bit sticky now!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Attention... medical help required for a choking victim... symptoms are a rapid expulsion of tea from the nose, followed by hacking and coughing!!!

Oh, and a new keyboard would be nice, this ones a bit sticky now!!! "

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By *inktherapyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester


"

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can honestly and thankfully say that I have never done this or ever want to

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."

This woman scares me and excites me at the same time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love toys and i have some to help me keep tight down there ...... helps when playing at times , lol Makes there eyes water xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can honestly and thankfully say that I have never done this or ever want to "

Oh and not cos I dont think its a great party trick, it is, just that I would be terrified Id go to the loo at the same time as doing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love toys and i have some to help me keep tight down there ...... helps when playing at times , lol Makes there eyes water xx"

needs to find out first hand about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once."

Met a woman earlier this year who could shoot it off the end of the bed. Hilarious to watch and a real ice breaker but dangerous if you are in the line of fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love toys and i have some to help me keep tight down there ...... helps when playing at times , lol Makes there eyes water xx

needs to find out first hand about this "
lol well i stop start weeing too it keeps things tight down there ,, lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"I can honestly and thankfully say that I have never done this or ever want to

Oh and not cos I dont think its a great party trick, it is, just that I would be terrified Id go to the loo at the same time as doing it "

Ahhh.... there's no need to push as if you are going to the loo.... you pull inwards and tighten (a bit like when you want to stop yourself weeing) the contraction forces the dildo/vibe out, so there's no chance of an accidental potty moment.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Does anyone else play torpedo launcher with dildos and vibes?

I accidentally hit a friend in the face with robo cock at the weekend. I still say it wasn’t my fault.... they let go whilst their face was in the line of fire.... and they'd already seen it shoot across the bed once.

This woman scares me and excites me at the same time"

Scared stiff, stiff with excitement.... double stiffy

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