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fess up...who falls for them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'those' lines....like "a woman has never made me cum through oral"..."i've never let a man touch me there"....."no mans ever done that to me before"...."i've never been able to do that".

...is your ego massaged by these and similar cliche lines...?

what's the best you've heard....or used?

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"£20? That's cheap."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not at all, I had a message from a woman once who said I would be her first meet, she had several veris on display, I asked if she was roleplaying or fantasising and she blocked me

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


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"£20? That's cheap." "

damn only have £2.76 ,,, will that do??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"£20? That's cheap." "

....depends what you get for your dinero

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No not at all, I had a message from a woman once who said I would be her first meet, she had several veris on display, I asked if she was roleplaying or fantasising and she blocked me "

first meet or meat?

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Heard them all and lapped them up

I am a pleaser after all

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"

"£20? That's cheap."

damn only have £2.76 ,,, will that do??"

Do I get change?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"£20? That's cheap."

damn only have £2.76 ,,, will that do??

Do I get change?"

fed up being a man?

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon


"

"£20? That's cheap."

damn only have £2.76 ,,, will that do??

Do I get change?

fed up being a man?"

why you gonna cut my bollocks off? It was a joke dances nothing more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

"£20? That's cheap."

damn only have £2.76 ,,, will that do??

Do I get change?

fed up being a man?

why you gonna cut my bollocks off? It was a joke dances nothing more "

i could if you wanted....but you better ask nicely

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

cut? oh noes

but you could try sucking them off?

( to dances obviously )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

put ya knickers back on - the footy is on fetch me a beer yoru making the room smell like a cat tray

never goes down well that one

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

ps please , pleeeeeeeese

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Castrated seems a bit much if I promise not to dangle them in front of you will you leave them alone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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cut? oh noes

but you could try sucking them off?

( to dances obviously ) "

that's a sure fire way to getting fur-balls....not attractive when you hoak one of those up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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put ya knickers back on - the footy is on fetch me a beer yoru making the room smell like a cat tray

never goes down well that one "

are these your lines to make a lady drop her panties?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Castrated seems a bit much if I promise not to dangle them in front of you will you leave them alone? "

i never make promises i can't / won't keep

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By *oe the greekMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Leave my sweet breads alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id only make a lady drop her panties if i rugby tackled her in the lingerie section of M and S

and the last time was 1994 and i was escorted from the store

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"id only make a lady drop her panties if i rugby tackled her in the lingerie section of M and S

and the last time was 1994 and i was escorted from the store "

....meet you in the lingerie section....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Leave my sweet breads alone"

i dont like sweet breads...mission accomplished soldier, negative casualties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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....meet you in the lingerie section...."

well oks but i told ya its been since 1994 - gimme half an hour ill stop by the jetwash at the garage and try and get this cheese off the wee fella!!!!!!!

now theres a line!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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....meet you in the lingerie section....

well oks but i told ya its been since 1994 - gimme half an hour ill stop by the jetwash at the garage and try and get this cheese off the wee fella!!!!!!!

now theres a line! "

you must be a boy scout?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cub

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cub "

....far too young! more likely i'll be finding you in toys'r'us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i got chucked out there as well for eh an issue with barbies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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i got chucked out there as well for eh an issue with barbies

"

pssst....they're not sex toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

but she looked so hot

wait a mo this is just all getting way too wrong!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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but she looked so hot

wait a mo this is just all getting way too wrong!

"

"getting"???!

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By *andy muncherMan
over a year ago

Nottingham


"cub

....far too young! more likely i'll be finding you in toys'r'us"

so what toys are you looking to play with tonight rabbits are on special offer only this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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but she looked so hot

wait a mo this is just all getting way too wrong!

"

aye, if ahe gets too hot she melts...literally.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cub

....far too young! more likely i'll be finding you in toys'r'us

so what toys are you looking to play with tonight rabbits are on special offer only this week "

no plastic special required thank you ...much prefer the real deal

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