FabSwingers.com forum: Friday Flirt Off

By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Get chatting people, arrange some meets and have some sex!

It's Friiiiidaaaay!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a crap flirt so 'fancy a shag'

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"I'm a crap flirt so 'fancy a shag'"

Always

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

Lol, that was quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol, that was quick

Women say that to me all the time

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Lol, that was quick

Women say that to me all the time

It was taking all my strength not to say "that's what she said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room...."

We find sambuca fixes that.

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By *ouisebottomTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I wish it was that easy

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....

We find sambuca fixes that.

Did someone say Sambucca?

I'm in!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke"

Why did the ant cross the road?

Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!

Fancy a fuck?

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....

We find sambuca fixes that.

Did someone say Sambucca?

I'm in!"

That's usually the last sentence we remember when we hit sambuca lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo I'm an awesome flirt......if by flirting you mean staring awkwardly and uncomfortably from the other side of the room....

We find sambuca fixes that.

Sambuca it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

Why did the ant cross the road?

Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!

Fancy a fuck?

Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke"

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi everyone tfi its friday any plans ?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

Why did the ant cross the road?

Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!

Fancy a fuck?

Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.

Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million. "

That's gotta be footy related???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

That's gotta be footy related???????"

It is yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

Why did the ant cross the road?

Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!

Fancy a fuck?

Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.

Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!"

Did I just make you laugh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that come out wrong shame thers no emojis of a donut

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I wouldn't be any good at this

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

I suck at flirting, but my skills at making tea are pretty good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this flirting you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either. "

Join the club!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

That's gotta be footy related???????

It is yes.

Ross McCormack cost 12

Sorry hatter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either. "

There's a reminder at the end of the M55

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Love you shoes

How am I doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

That's gotta be footy related???????

It is yes.

Ross McCormack cost 12

Sorry hatter"

What does a glass of rosé cost?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.

Join the club!

Perhaps we could relearn together?

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"I wouldn't be any good at this

No, you're a terrible flirt

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Love you shoes

How am I doing

You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.

Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Love you shoes

How am I doing

You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.

Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?"

How you doin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can flirt. Who wants some?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Hola

MrsSB

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

That's gotta be footy related???????

It is yes.

Get in! That's gotta get me a shag for knowing that surely lol

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

Why did the ant cross the road?

Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!

Fancy a fuck?

Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.

Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!

Did I just make you laugh?

maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Love you shoes

How am I doing

You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.

Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?"

he was Italian, it come natural to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hola

MrsSB

well hello sexy lady

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Could you come to my office I have something for you to lick over

Sorry I mean look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh I wanna join in x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a crap flirt so 'fancy a shag'"

Go on then

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By *an Holo-Man
over a year ago

Yorkshire Dales

"Could you come to my office I have something for you to lick over

Sorry I mean look

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.

There's a reminder at the end of the M55"

Careful as I may misconstrue that as a genuine offer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.

Join the club!

In that case we are fully paid members

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

That's gotta be footy related???????

It is yes.

Ross McCormack cost 12

Sorry hatter"

Kodjia cost 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

Why did the ant cross the road?

Cuz It was stuck to the chickens foot!

Fancy a fuck?

Is that the standard of punchline I have to reach? That seems easy.

Ha Ha Ha that is my 5 Year olds current fave joke!

Did I just make you laugh?

maybe"

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By *oney blackWoman
over a year ago

newport

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't flirt, so tell me a joke

A joke??...pogba cost almost £90 million.

That's gotta be footy related???????

It is yes.

Ross McCormack cost 12

Sorry hatter

What does a glass of rosé cost?"

Do you mean danny rose?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

*put your

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

*put your"

How many kits do you want to see? No pleasing some people

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'll happily take some flirting, it might take my mind off my toothache

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Hola

MrsSB

¿Qué tal?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

*put your

How many kits do you want to see? No pleasing some people

you can get that black one off

he he

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

I don't have one....I'd happily wear someone's if they don't mind having booby marks left in it

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hola

MrsSB

well hello sexy lady

Hello sir

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

"Hola

MrsSB

¿Qué tal?"

Muy bien. ¿y vosotros?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Enough with the footy talk...unless ur all gonna outburst kits on and show us!

I'll show you mine if you show me yours

I don't have one....I'd happily wear someone's if they don't mind having booby marks left in it

I don't have a footy kit either. We'll have to play in skins instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible at flirting

don't think I'll fit in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily take some flirting, it might take my mind off my toothache

I"m sure the fella in the 20th september pic can take it out for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I forgotten how to flirt,not sure if I can remember how to do that sex thing either.

There's a reminder at the end of the M55

Careful as I may misconstrue that as a genuine offer

I shall be less careful then. It's lovely in Blackpool after dark this time of year.

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Hola

MrsSB

¿Qué tal?

Muy bien. ¿y vosotros?

Bien. Otro día de paraíso

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Love you shoes

How am I doing

You're supposed to ask how someone else is doing jeeez.

Did Joey from friends teach you nothing?

How you doin'?

We're just fine. You?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"I'll happily take some flirting, it might take my mind off my toothache

I"m sure the fella in the 20th september pic can take it out for you

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By *heCuriousCouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"Could you come to my office I have something for you to lick over

Sorry I mean look

Well ok as long as it's not the envelopes again.

Not falling for that again.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Could you come to my office I have something for you to lick over

Sorry I mean look

Well ok as long as it's not the envelopes again.

Not falling for that again.

It's not those

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By *MF lover69Man
over a year ago

bridgend

Need flirting lessons, sometimes I don't even realise someone is flirting with me, just slow on the pick up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is this flirting you speak of?

Do you come here often?

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Been trying for 3 days!!! I'm worn out now just doing the flirting & messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bats eyelashes

Kinky

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