FabSwingers.com forum: I need help!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flop ya cock onto the window sill. Post-it note with 'fancy a fuck' written on it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

give her tea and cake she might be shy like you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drop a note on the floor with your number on, subtley!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pfft!! Thanks all but you're not playing along properly with my social experiment!

C'mon where's the outrage and disdain ..

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Whip ya cockles out and ask her if she can clean them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck cleaning lady come make me a tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pfft!! Thanks all but you're not playing along properly with my social experiment!

C'mon where's the outrage and disdain ..

I can't be outraged, if I told Mr G the cleaner was hot he'd be telling me to get chatting her/him up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck cleaning lady come make me a tea "

you're on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure she cleans the house properly first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let her get on with her job, saves you doing it

No sugar in my tea please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck cleaning lady come make me a tea

you're on! "

Come on then babe I been waiting years for a man that can make a good cuppa

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let her get on with her job, saves you doing it

No sugar in my tea please

Perhaps she's a lesbian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Flop ya cock onto the window sill. Post-it note with 'fancy a fuck' written on it

Pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let her get on with her job, saves you doing it

No sugar in my tea please

No sugar or milk in mine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let her get on with her job, saves you doing it

No sugar in my tea please

Perhaps she's a lesbian?

I would say try the low cut top with her but don't think it's works the same with ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too hot to be outraged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down. "

My first question should have been are you at home or work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck cleaning lady come make me a tea "
hahaha i would come make you a tea not far from you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.

My first question should have been are you at home or work?"

It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.

My first question should have been are you at home or work?

It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!!

I clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck cleaning lady come make me a tea hahaha i would come make you a tea not far from you xx"

It's not A tea,it's a CUP of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

She might be married to a carpet fitter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

She might be married to a carpet fitter.

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck cleaning lady come make me a tea hahaha i would come make you a tea not far from you xx

It's not A tea,it's a CUP of tea

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i do apologise hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

She might be married to a carpet fitter.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.

My first question should have been are you at home or work?

It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!!

I clean

You're hired!

Sadly my glistening torso and physique will be

inducing - less of a Diet Coke break more of a Tennants Special Brew break

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

Naughty Dan!

In the interest of fairness....

Leave her to get on with her job.

Have a wank about her later to get it out of your system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your cock out and say this could do with a shine lol

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By *rimo4uMan
over a year ago

north kensington w10

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

Open a window and let her get on with her job,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Write a on a post it note i need the kiss of life. Strip. Stick the post it note to your cock. Pretend to faint on your bed and wait. Jobs a good'n

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

Naughty Dan!

In the interest of fairness....

Leave her to get on with her job.

Have a wank about her later to get it out of your system."

I feel bad now - it was meant to be a little experiment to see how men get treated differently on here but it was obviously FAR too transparent ..

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Lazy sod.

I'd never live in a house that's too large to clean it myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy sod.

I'd never live in a house that's too large to clean it myself."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

Naughty Dan!

In the interest of fairness....

Leave her to get on with her job.

Have a wank about her later to get it out of your system.

I feel bad now - it was meant to be a little experiment to see how men get treated differently on here but it was obviously FAR too transparent ..

Too obvious Dan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy sod.

I'd never live in a house that's too large to clean it myself."

so you live in a box then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a shower and walk around with your torso glistening with water droplets. Stand in front of a window to dry yourself off,showing off your physique as you stretch and rub yourself down.

My first question should have been are you at home or work?

It's a made up fictional scenario but hell, I'm getting myself a cleaner now just to try this out!!

I clean

You're hired!

Sadly my glistening torso and physique will be

inducing - less of a Diet Coke break more of a Tennants Special Brew break

Beggars can't be choosers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy sod.

I'd never live in a house that's too large to clean it myself.

so you live in a box then

A cardboard box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well the cleaner has just come and she is hot...

What do I do?

I have tried talking btw she is not very chatty

Maybe you need a new flirty cleaner and I know for a proving fact that redheads are just what you need

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

Offer here a cuppa

That all you are after anyway

MrsSB

I'm rocking sarcasm today

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Have you tried dropping your clean boxers on the floor in front of her?

Wearing a tight shirt and bending down to show her your pecs?

If that's too subtle, just take your pants off and wave them above your head, while licking your lips. That's bound to work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lazy sod.

I'd never live in a house that's too large to clean it myself.

so you live in a box then

A cardboard box."

I see what you did there.

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