FabSwingers.com mobile

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Help???

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...

What do I do?

I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be gay ????

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure he finishes laying the carpet before you pounce.

Then pronounce 'fancy a fuck?'

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for a shower and leave the bathroom door open?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Go for a shower and leave the bathroom door open?"

His fitting it out in a games room in the garden so wouldn't see me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be gay ????"

There's that

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's a crazy notion, why not let him professionally go about laying your carpet? x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make sure he finishes laying the carpet before you pounce.

Then pronounce 'fancy a fuck?' "

Don't think I'm brave enough to do that x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Here's a crazy notion, why not let him professionally go about laying your carpet? x "

Coz that's not fun

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come out of shower in just a towel and accidently let the towel slip?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be gay ????

There's that "

Low cut top and nice shoes, if he looks at the shoes, give up

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be gay ????

There's that

Low cut top and nice shoes, if he looks at the shoes, give up "

Haha

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chat to him offer coffee see if he can maintain eye contact body language can tell a thousand story's

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make sure he finishes laying the carpet before you pounce.

Then pronounce 'fancy a fuck?'

Don't think I'm brave enough to do that x"

Better than all the dancing around it moves. He'll either run away in horror or he'll be like a rat up a drainpipe to your bed

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...

What do I do?

I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty "

I imagine he is a professional who is getting on with his job.

Wants to get it done properly and then go home to his wife/ girlfriend/ kids.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

Or go commando... He is down on the floor after all, he'll get the message.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chat to him offer coffee see if he can maintain eye contact body language can tell a thousand story's "

I did ask him he said ya and had a little smile that's about it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I will just have to leave it..

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ill74Man
over a year ago

New forest area

Pick up your washing. Walk past him and accidentally drop your knickers.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he from the weavers shop

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right if you don't have his number if it's through a shop i'd just say ya mate wants carpets fitting and can he help..get the ball rolling or failing that ask him about his van and it any good..can it keep up ? Lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe he's happily married and would rather stick pins down his jap eye?

I'm only joking. Sexual harassment in the workplace is fun when a womans doing it.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Maybe he's happily married and would rather stick pins down his jap eye?

I'm only joking. Sexual harassment in the workplace is fun when a womans doing it. "

It isn't actually .

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I will just have to leave it.. "

No harm it trying what the worst that can happen

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe he's happily married and would rather stick pins down his jap eye?

I'm only joking. Sexual harassment in the workplace is fun when a womans doing it.

It isn't actually ."

Yeah I was taking the piss actually but well done.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Just make an advance and lay him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.

Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.

People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.

Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.

People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. "

Well I wouldn't stand for it

Bloody women always trying it on

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...

What do I do?

I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty

I imagine he is a professional who is getting on with his job.

Wants to get it done properly and then go home to his wife/ girlfriend/ kids."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France


"Think I will just have to leave it..

No harm it trying what the worst that can happen "

He makes a complaint to the police ?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.

Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.

People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. "

Absolutely agree

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I will just have to leave it..

No harm it trying what the worst that can happen

He makes a complaint to the police ?"

lol yes he could, a lady flirted with me as I laid her carpet, she will get 10 years for that.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If this was a man about a woman there'd be loads of people crying about sexual harassment.

Doing his job is probably high on his priority list. Also may not fancy you.

People that do this to people doing work in ther house seems a bit desperate to me. No different to harassment in an office etc. "

I do kinda agree with you

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Well the carpet fitter has just come and his hot...

What do I do?

I have tryed talking btw his not very chatty "

Leave him to get on with his job.

Have a lady wank about him later to get it out if your system.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Right if you don't have his number if it's through a shop i'd just say ya mate wants carpets fitting and can he help..get the ball rolling or failing that ask him about his van and it any good..can it keep up ? Lol "

Ya he was definitely interested but I kinda just stumbled and didn't know what to do.. but I have his number for when I need my bedroom carpet done

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right if you don't have his number if it's through a shop i'd just say ya mate wants carpets fitting and can he help..get the ball rolling or failing that ask him about his van and it any good..can it keep up ? Lol

Ya he was definitely interested but I kinda just stumbled and didn't know what to do.. but I have his number for when I need my bedroom carpet done "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you should have asked him:

"Why do they call it shag pile?" Or:

"Does this give you carpet burns on your knees?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd wait until he is on all fours then creep up behind wearing my biggest strap on, see if he's got a sense of humour or not!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd wait until he is on all fours then creep up behind wearing my biggest strap on, see if he's got a sense of humour or not! "

lol brilliant

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Perhaps you should have asked him:

"Why do they call it shag pile?" Or:

"Does this give you carpet burns on your knees?""

is that a Stanley knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Perhaps you should have asked him:

"Why do they call it shag pile?" Or:

"Does this give you carpet burns on your knees?"

is that a Stanley knife in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?"

Ooooo I like that OK

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd wait until he is on all fours then creep up behind wearing my biggest strap on, see if he's got a sense of humour or not! "

Ooooo god that's so funny x

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top