FabSwingers.com forum: Actually I'd rather have a nice cup of tea ...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's always lots of fancy a fuck, I really fancy you or who's horny right now threads on the go on here.

How's about a 'actually right now I'd rather have a nice cup of tea to be honest' thread.

And maybe a cuddle / snuggle too for good measure. The all out dirty fucking can wait until later.

Anyone with me? Or am I lone crazy loon in the wrong forum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm right on board with this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always lots of fancy a fuck, I really fancy you or who's horny right now threads on the go on here.

How's about a 'actually right now I'd rather have a nice cup of tea to be honest' thread.

And maybe a cuddle / snuggle too for good measure. The all out dirty fucking can wait until later.

Anyone with me? Or am I lone crazy loon in the wrong forum?

It's morning and in my daily routine that means snack and coffee before I go train my back and biceps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm right on board with this one.

I'm torn... Can't both be had? Or is that just greedy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quick..call the men in white coats!

You have a cuppa if you want one..it's a free world. There are a lot of those threads but they can lead to good times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got blankets and biscuits, can I come? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never turn down a good cuppa

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Never knock a cuppa...as long as its made right

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yay not just me then!

Kettles on ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in. Can't be arsed with a shag today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sipping one as i write this! X

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I'm always up for a cuppa!

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Really strong cup of tea, not too much milk,, and strong arms,, heaven

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Coffee for now.

Maybe a fuck later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the tea just need hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea wins

Bag Or loose tea since we're in the topic..

The art of conversation is important

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I take both? I'll have a cup of tea now, and a fuck tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some tea yesterday, I haven't had sex in bloody ages

So, I want some really sweaty, hard sex

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By *ustfortonightMan
over a year ago

Kent

Good idea. Coffee for me for now though... Then later, whatever happens happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh oh oh pick me pick me

I do love a delightful cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm right on board with this one.

I'm torn... Can't both be had? Or is that just greedy?

It is greedy but as long as you're not having them at the same time you should be grand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh oh oh pick me pick me

I do love a delightful cup of tea.

Okay, I pick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm right on board with this one.

I'm torn... Can't both be had? Or is that just greedy?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

What a refreshing change ... a guy who thinks with his brain .... and not his cock...

Yes sex is nice , but sometimes conversation. .. a cuddle ... socialising is a good starting block ..

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Make mine a hot choccie lol with mini marshmellows and u got a deal dam cold is makin me miserable

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but sainsburys is closer..

I do prefer a hot cup of coffee..

But it does burn my willy a bit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two sugars for me please XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do prefer a hot cup of coffee..

But it does burn my willy a bit!

Why are you stirring your coffee with your Willy, is it your fetish? XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm always up for a cuppa!

And so local too. Other than when you're the other end of the country of course

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

I'll happily put the kettle on if someone will come and finish my steel lintel design.

I've had those pesky plastic modulii up to here

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a big cafetière of coffee on the go if anyone is interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh oh oh pick me pick me

I do love a delightful cup of tea.

Shall I serve it in the best China Ma'am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got the coffee machine on. Wouldn't say no to a bit of post brew skin on skin though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh oh oh pick me pick me

I do love a delightful cup of tea.

Okay, I pick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do prefer a hot cup of coffee..

But it does burn my willy a bit!

Why are you stirring your coffee with your Willy, is it your fetish? XXX"

I used to use mine but it didn't reach the bottom of the cup

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I need some hot tea now please. Mine's gone cold.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

coffee and apple danish pasteries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always lots of fancy a fuck, I really fancy you or who's horny right now threads on the go on here.

How's about a 'actually right now I'd rather have a nice cup of tea to be honest' thread.

And maybe a cuddle / snuggle too for good measure. The all out dirty fucking can wait until later.

Anyone with me? Or am I lone crazy loon in the wrong forum?

Sounds really good to me.

Where do I sign?

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Yep but coffee....skinny vanilla latte for me please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep but coffee....skinny vanilla latte for me please!"

Just remember to say thanks a latte

I'll leave now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

358 years ago today, the first advert for tea in England appeared in a publication describing it simply as a “China Drink.”

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Cup of tea sounds lovely, cuddles would be too, but i suppose i can make do with just tea for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep but coffee....skinny vanilla latte for me please!

Just remember to say thanks a latte

I'll leave now. "

I am ashamed to say that I chuckled aloud reading that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep but coffee....skinny vanilla latte for me please!

Just remember to say thanks a latte

I'll leave now.

I am ashamed to say that I chuckled aloud reading that

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

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By *alcon43Woman
over a year ago

Paisley

I like a hug, tea and a chat.

Also nice to snuggle in after playing.

I have been more of a cuddle buddy to a friend before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the coffee machine on. Wouldn't say no to a bit of post brew skin on skin though. "

Oh I do love your picture of your mug on a mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got the coffee machine on. Wouldn't say no to a bit of post brew skin on skin though.

Oh I do love your picture of your mug on a mug

My vanity knows no bounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a change,I'm thinking all out dirty fuck and fuck the tea. Must be the weather.

*slurps tea*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't hug without wanting to fuck. I'm a brazen hussy.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

What's the matter with you people?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Tea AND sex! Dammit!

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

I'd prefer a hot chocolate with all the trimmings rather than a cup of tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cannot wait to have some cuddles later and then some filthy fucking

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea AND sex! Dammit!"

I take what I can get, and I can get tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's always lots of fancy a fuck, I really fancy you or who's horny right now threads on the go on here.

How's about a 'actually right now I'd rather have a nice cup of tea to be honest' thread.

And maybe a cuddle / snuggle too for good measure. The all out dirty fucking can wait until later.

Anyone with me? Or am I lone crazy loon in the wrong forum?

Can we compromise on tea and a snog?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Sounds right up my street. I'm knackered today and already looking forward to my bed, for sleep, no funny business.

Milk with 1 sugar, please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd settle for a brew now although I might fancy sex later .

Sarah

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Tea AND sex! Dammit!

I take what I can get, and I can get tea. "

*puts head in hands and sobs gently*

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

TEA AND COFFEE WITH OUT CAKE

ARE YOU ALL GONE MAD?

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tea AND sex! Dammit!

I take what I can get, and I can get tea.

*puts head in hands and sobs gently*"

That's what I've been doing. Oh, woe is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

TEA AND COFFEE WITH OUT CAKE

ARE YOU ALL GONE MAD?

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

Cake? I've got to watch my figure, no one else will.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd quite like a cup of Rooibos right now. The sex? Meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a strong cup of tea. I'd really like one of those fancy pretty coloured cakes that you see photographed all over Instagram. Macaroon is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll happily put the kettle on if someone will come and finish my steel lintel design.

I've had those pesky plastic modulii up to here

Mr ddc"
send me the plans I'll redesign them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

TEA AND COFFEE WITH OUT CAKE

ARE YOU ALL GONE MAD?

MrsSB

Fancy a fuck?

Cake? I've got to watch my figure, no one else will."
I'll watch your figure but you have to listen carefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee. Biscuits. A pillow fight. Xbox.

I'm up for anything if it's a social meet.

You can stick your tea down the sink.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Cup of tea sounds lovely, cuddles would be too, but i suppose i can make do with just tea for now

We are always up for cuddles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Coffee. Biscuits. A pillow fight. Xbox.

I'm up for anything if it's a social meet.

You can stick your tea down the sink.

*pedantry alert* - anything EXCEPT tea by sounds of it!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cup of tea would be good

and a boobie snuggle too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cup of tea would be good

and a boobie snuggle too

I got boobies. I make a mean cup of tea too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll bring chocolate hobnobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cup of tea would be good

and a boobie snuggle too

I got boobies. I make a mean cup of tea too. "

Stick t'kettle on lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"cup of tea would be good

and a boobie snuggle too

I got boobies. I make a mean cup of tea too.

Stick t'kettle on lass"

Done cocker. Oof. I love a Lancashur accent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated. "

Oh dear, I don't think I cam talk to you anymore.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated. "

Tip: leave it a little longer in the pot / cup.

Thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated.

Oh dear, I don't think I cam talk to you anymore. "

it was....an off day, a moment of sheer unkempt madness.

I'd not slept.

*throws arms in the air and wails*

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

"Yep but coffee....skinny vanilla latte for me please!

Just remember to say thanks a latte

I'll leave now. "

Hatter that was an awesome joke....knickers fly off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated.

Tip: leave it a little longer in the pot / cup.

Thank me later

see above for the dramatic climax in the wake tay story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee. Biscuits. A pillow fight. Xbox.

I'm up for anything if it's a social meet.

You can stick your tea down the sink.

*pedantry alert* - anything EXCEPT tea by sounds of it!?

You can drink tea. I'll just be quietly judging your taste inside my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated.

Oh dear, I don't think I cam talk to you anymore.

it was....an off day, a moment of sheer unkempt madness.

I'd not slept.

*throws arms in the air and wails*"

I will let you off because of my spelling mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep but coffee....skinny vanilla latte for me please!

Just remember to say thanks a latte

I'll leave now.

Hatter that was an awesome joke....knickers fly off!

excellent.

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

"I'll happily put the kettle on if someone will come and finish my steel lintel design.

I've had those pesky plastic modulii up to here

Mr ddc send me the plans I'll redesign them

Thanks Gaz, I've only just seen this. I was just being a little thick and getting muddled with my units

All sorted now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"apparently I make weak tea.

I'm devastated.

Oh dear, I don't think I cam talk to you anymore.

it was....an off day, a moment of sheer unkempt madness.

I'd not slept.

*throws arms in the air and wails*

I will let you off because of my spelling mistake.

I thought it best not to mention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually in this camp too today, not enough sleep and feeling meh so cuddles under blankets while watching crap on tv would suit me just fine

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just finished work so I'd love a cuppa with a few biscuits, builders with just a splash kthanks

Beard

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

Is coffee on offer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is coffee on offer?"

Nescafé instant? Yep.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Yorkshire tea, strong, and made in a pot please.

Had a good work-out this mornimg, and feeling snoozy now

Anyone want to curl up and snooze with me on the sofa for a while? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea, strong, and made in a pot please.

Had a good work-out this mornimg, and feeling snoozy now

Anyone want to curl up and snooze with me on the sofa for a while? Xx"

I need a snooze to recharge my batteries for tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yorkshire tea, strong, and made in a pot please.

Had a good work-out this mornimg, and feeling snoozy now

Anyone want to curl up and snooze with me on the sofa for a while? Xx"

Always.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Yorkshire tea, strong, and made in a pot please.

Had a good work-out this mornimg, and feeling snoozy now

Anyone want to curl up and snooze with me on the sofa for a while? Xx

Always. "

Snuggle up over here then...

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