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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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The bar is open and it's karaoke night

Leave your orders and tunes below.

Let's have some Thursday night fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice alcohol free cocktail with a bit if eminem on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of red and bat out of hell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's a G&T pretty please.

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Just a please, i wont sing though the bar would quickly be emptied

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jack and Coke and have you got The Cure and Friday I'm in Love to pre empt tomorrow?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I was aiming for a back rub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll stick with tea and one of my karaoke songs

Peggy Lee - He's a tramp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwR4JewmdWU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, and tunes wise, a little retro with Bryan Adams Summer of 69 if I may?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A double shot of absinthe and I'll refrain from singing. That would cause untold trauma and terror.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I'd like a bushmills original whiskey please...

Roberta Flack - First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 1…: http://youtu.be/r9jmusgMgro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh, and tunes wise, a little retro with Bryan Adams Summer of 69 if I may? "

Classic song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of cockburns

Thunder. Better Man

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"2 glasses of wine and run to you from the bodyguard

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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I'm having a coffee, I predict a long shift

I'll sing some Blondie- Sunday girl i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water on the rocks and Bohemian Rhapsody for me!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"I'll stick with tea and one of my karaoke songs

Peggy Lee - He's a tramp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwR4JewmdWU"

Careful with that, it's one of my songs. I have a few so I'll rent it to ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a diet Pepsi please, I'm not drinking at the moment

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Mine's a G&T pretty please. "

Which gin?

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you serve what I want

But I'll take The Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long island ice tea, and a bit of muse ( their older stuff) please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I don't think you serve what I want

But I'll take The Libertines - Don't Look Back Into The Sun, please!

Good tune but what is it that you want?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots "

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

Only if you are singing it lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends what you are offering miss honey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bitches and I are on the Disaranno and Dr Pepper. Classy.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"My bitches and I are on the Disaranno and Dr Pepper. Classy. "

Does it taste good? This is a new one, I may have to try it

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By *odestyB007Woman
over a year ago

Winchester

A G&T and To the moon and back-Savage Garden please...or if I'm in the mood Don't get me wrong-Pretenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

Only if you are singing it lady

My anthem

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"All depends what you are offering miss honey

You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Havana club and

Hungry like the Wolf, Duran Duran!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take it no one wants an alocohol-free cocktail very nice they are I assure you that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All depends what you are offering miss honey

You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional

Think we may need to do a stock take in the cellar, may be a while though

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating. "

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Savingnon Blanc and Dance with my Father .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll stick with tea and one of my karaoke songs

Peggy Lee - He's a tramp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwR4JewmdWU

Careful with that, it's one of my songs. I have a few so I'll rent it to ya. "

Why thank you. It's one of my songs too though.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Double Havana club and

Hungry like the Wolf, Duran Duran!"

Tune!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"All depends what you are offering miss honey

You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional

Think we may need to do a stock take in the cellar, may be a while though

At the end of the shift. No touching though, you are on a ban

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol"

All my friends are heathens take it slow

Ribbet

What for them to ask you who you know

Ribbet

It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All depends what you are offering miss honey

You can help behind the bar if you like, clothing optional

Think we may need to do a stock take in the cellar, may be a while though

At the end of the shift. No touching though, you are on a ban

I'm being good, my patience will be rewarded greatly tomorrow and normality will resume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shot of bourbon and Lucinda Williams 'Essence'

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

""2 glasses of wine and run to you from the bodyguard"

You can go and sit with High Heels in the Bryan Adams corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol

All my friends are heathens take it slow

Ribbet

What for them to ask you who you know

Ribbet

It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.

I know exactly what you're talking about!!

Thought something was wrong with the car the first time I heard it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take a water and refrain from singing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple JD & Coke and shots of absinthe for everyone who is down

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol

All my friends are heathens take it slow

Ribbet

What for them to ask you who you know

Ribbet

It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.

Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sundowner please for me

And tune would be hotel california please if I may

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By *esiderataWoman
over a year ago

St Helier

Good evening - please may i have lanique vodka on ice and blue monday new order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol

All my friends are heathens take it slow

Ribbet

What for them to ask you who you know

Ribbet

It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.

Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it

Or what!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Good evening - please may i have lanique vodka on ice and blue monday new order. "

Indeed you may

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

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By *inglehotchickWoman
over a year ago

blackpool

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol

All my friends are heathens take it slow

Ribbet

What for them to ask you who you know

Ribbet

It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.

Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it

Or what!

You don't know the half of the abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write

Double up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mixed berry cider

Heathen - 21 pilots

Have you heard the frog in that song? It's infuriating.

Frog? I haven't heard a frog lol

All my friends are heathens take it slow

Ribbet

What for them to ask you who you know

Ribbet

It's not really a frog, but bloody sounds like one. I'm sorry if I've ruined the song for you now.

Hahaha it does if you aren't listening through headphones. Watch it

Or what!

You don't know the half of the abuse

Promises promises

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Nina Simone...I Put a Spell on You

Champagne

Thank you xxxx

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over a year ago

"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write

Double up?

Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a mocktail for me please...

and If I could turn back time' by Cher on the karaoke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fireball and Applejuice.

Men at work - Land down under

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a mocktail for me please...

and If I could turn back time' by Cher on the karaoke

Yayy finally someone who actually enjoys a mocktail proper woman this is

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By *unseeker63Man
over a year ago

Newent, Birmingham, Bristol, London & Watford

Louis Roederer Brut Premier Champagne and Don't Let The Sun Go Down on Me Elton John and George Michael

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Nina Simone...I Put a Spell on You

Champagne

Thank you xxxx"

Wonderful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write

Double up?

Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share!

Girl after my own heart

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Nina Simone...I Put a Spell on You

Champagne

Thank you xxxx

Wonderful

Thank you...suits my mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey and lemonade

And Fisherman's Blues by The Waterboys

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Drinks are flowing and there are some fine tunes being sung.

Anyone for nuts?

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over a year ago

"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write

Double up?

Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share!

Girl after my own heart

Oh it's not your heart I'm after....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinks are flowing and there are some fine tunes being sung.

Anyone for nuts?

Depends who they belong to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a g&t please and can you pop on Jocelyn Brown's Somebody Elses Guy, ta very muchly sweetpea

You've literally stolen my comment haha! That's what I was going to write

Double up?

Of course, stick another double shot of gin & a second straw in the glass & we can share!

Girl after my own heart

Oh it's not your heart I'm after....

Oh my!

take it.... take it all haha x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Drinks are flowing and there are some fine tunes being sung.

Anyone for nuts?

Depends who they belong to

Take your pick sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jd and early don mclean stuff

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome? "

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a bushmills original whiskey please...

Roberta Flack - First Time Ever I Saw Your Face 1…: http://youtu.be/r9jmusgMgro"

My god I love that tune.... and malt whisky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy run and please and get Mr Brightside on I'll show you how it's done! X haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr"

Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large glass of Pinot Grigio & put me down to sing ~ There Are Worse Things I Can Do.....

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr

Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?

You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in

I'll take a rose please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prosecco please

Wind Beneath my Wings

Kinky x

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A large glass of Pinot Grigio & put me down to sing ~ There Are Worse Things I Can Do....."

I'll leave you the bottle on ice, it's on me for choosing one of my favourites

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over a year ago

"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr

Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?

You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in

I'll take a rose please

I'll be holding them close to my chest then

Ooo good choice! Which brand?

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

A shot of Edradour scotch would go down nicely, and music wise, Sound of silence - Disturbed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a cider, please

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr

Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?

You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in

I'll take a rose please

I'll be holding them close to my chest then

Ooo good choice! Which brand?

Any zinfandel will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Four shots of Jager in a pint glass poured over crushed ice and topped up with vanilla please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of Coors and stick on a bit of stereophonics please barmaid

Which one do you want to sing handsome?

Sing? Oh has to be a thousand trees then

Yes sing, it's karaoke night Mr

Earplugs at the ready the ready then! Also, any chance I can buy you a drink?

You may, play your cards right and I'll let you stay for a lock in

I'll take a rose please

I'll be holding them close to my chest then

Ooo good choice! Which brand?

Any zinfandel will do

Barefoot it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large glass of Pinot Grigio & put me down to sing ~ There Are Worse Things I Can Do.....

I'll leave you the bottle on ice, it's on me for choosing one of my favourites

Fabulous

"Press against them when we dance, make them think they stood a chance...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vodka and please. Anything by walking on cars.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll take a cider, please

Which one, I have a well stocked selection

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"A large glass of Pinot Grigio & put me down to sing ~ There Are Worse Things I Can Do.....

I'll leave you the bottle on ice, it's on me for choosing one of my favourites

Fabulous

"Press against them when we dance, make them think they stood a chance....""

"I could flirt with all the guys (and gals)

Smile at them and bat my eyes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.

Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a cider, please

Which one, I have a well stocked selection

Oh god, my dream woman!

I'll have one of each

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

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over a year ago

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"I'll take a cider, please

Which one, I have a well stocked selection

Oh god, my dream woman!

I'll have one of each

Cider tasting it is, I knew I liked you

I'm going to end up on the floor

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over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey

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over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!

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over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey

Landladies discretion

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over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!

Wait...you have clothes on??

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over a year ago

I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!

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over a year ago

"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please! "

I'm gonna sit with you and perv!

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over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey

Landladies discretion

The room that nobody knows about do you have a confidentiality agreement in place Miss Honey

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over a year ago

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"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!

I'm gonna sit with you and perv!

I like the way your minds are working. Cocktail and perving to the left, nice little booth for you with a hot waiter

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over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey

Landladies discretion

The room that nobody knows about do you have a confidentiality agreement in place Miss Honey "

I have a room for you too, the cellar. I'll send someone down with a whip shortly

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over a year ago

"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!

I'm gonna sit with you and perv!

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! We need to sort ourselves out and get out on the town with E! Cocktails and perving, sounds like a perfect night

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over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!

Wait...you have clothes on??

Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already

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"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!

I'm gonna sit with you and perv!

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! We need to sort ourselves out and get out on the town with E! Cocktails and perving, sounds like a perfect night

I'm game. I'll sort some dates.... And a correct flight destination this time!

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over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!

Wait...you have clothes on??

Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already

Holster your gun sweetcheeks, I'll saddle up shortly

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over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

Think you forgot to mention that on the flyer Miss Honey

Landladies discretion

The room that nobody knows about do you have a confidentiality agreement in place Miss Honey

I have a room for you too, the cellar. I'll send someone down with a whip shortly "

No thanks I'll pass on this one whips ain't really my thing

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over a year ago

"I'll have an archers and lemonade to start and then a fuck load of cocktails please!

I'm gonna sit with you and perv!

Yeeeeeaaaaahhhhh! We need to sort ourselves out and get out on the town with E! Cocktails and perving, sounds like a perfect night

I'm game. I'll sort some dates.... And a correct flight destination this time!

Haha! I'm on alternate weekends. Booked up til bonfire night, weekend after I'm free, then every other after that

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over a year ago

"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!

Wait...you have clothes on??

Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already

Holster your gun sweetcheeks, I'll saddle up shortly

Well good golly Miss,ah'll be the most rootin'tootin' buckin' bronco thas evah had the pleasure of bein' between them heavenly legs you gots.....dagnammit!

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over a year ago

"Four shots of Jager in a pint glass poured over crushed ice and topped up with vanilla please.

Guess Ill serve myself then

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over a year ago

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"Four shots of Jager in a pint glass poured over crushed ice and topped up with vanilla please.

Guess Ill serve myself then

I slung it along the bar ages ago, stop perving at the singers

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over a year ago

Grey goose and diet for me and a pint of moretti for Matt and a bit of Amy Whitehouse x

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over a year ago

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"Just a pint of lager n a double voodoo n irn bru for me,it is a school night after all!

N put my name down for the karaoke cheers....born to be wild!

My hero!

Cheers m'dears,in fact I'll sing sitting on the dock of the bay first n finish up with born to be wild....if I haven't been booed off by then!

Only if you sing Dock while sitting on the bar, Steppenwolf deserves a table I think

Oh definitely....and just like in the bedroom,I'll give an energetic and passionate performance!

Did I mention my bar has many rooms upstairs

I don't think we'd make it upstairs before I rip your clothes off right there on the stair!

Wait...you have clothes on??

Just my leopard print thong....I took my cardigan off already

Holster your gun sweetcheeks, I'll saddle up shortly

Well good golly Miss,ah'll be the most rootin'tootin' buckin' bronco thas evah had the pleasure of bein' between them heavenly legs you gots.....dagnammit!

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over a year ago

"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.

Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then

Give me the mic. It's unlikely I'll give it back

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over a year ago

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"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.

Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then

Give me the mic. It's unlikely I'll give it back

It is all yours until 1230

Last orders people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double JD and with some Chris Cornell too chill too please.

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over a year ago

I'll have a pint of tenants and for the song I'll have a bit of living on a prayer bon Jovi

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over a year ago

Two jugs of milk and a side order of cream please

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over a year ago

"I'll have a large red wine, start you with 'sweet Caroline', have a laugh with 'standby your man' belt out ' white wedding' and get you to smooch with 'wonderful tonight' & 'Romeo & Juliet'.

Wonderful, I shall book you for a whole set soon then

Give me the mic. It's unlikely I'll give it back

It is all yours until 1230

Last orders people

G&T. Make it massive please.

Finishing off with 'My Way'.

Let's get 'cos j got high' in first though

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