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Things folk say to swingers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's some comical/ cringy/ disturbing things people have said to you re: swinging.

My fave was that I'm an 'armchair swinger' as I'm choosing not to have meets at the moment.

I'm gonna wear that one like a crown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer to keep it shut...people always think you will fuck anything which is not true with us

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Prefer to keep it shut...people always think you will fuck anything which is not true with us"

Agreed xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They seem to think we all throw our keys in a bowl , I've never seen that ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"They seem to think we all throw our keys in a bowl , I've never seen that ever. "

Nor me. Kinda really wanna tho haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a terrible person and you need to re-evaluate your life.

She may have over-reacted slightly upon me telling her I was on here.

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

your too nice, you should be settled and married

"fuck off!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"your too nice, you should be settled and married

"fuck off!" "

Hahaha this!

Fuck off indeed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They seem to think we all throw our keys in a bowl , I've never seen that ever. "

That would be good to do though, just once .. Luck of the draw and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They seem to think we all throw our keys in a bowl , I've never seen that ever.

Nor me. Kinda really wanna tho haha"

I was in a big new car main dealers dropping off Alexas car for a service and they had a big biscuit tin with all the keys in..i waltzed over and told the receptionist that looks naughty that does..got told off for embarrassing her... Not my fault the old keys in the tin idea grabs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a terrible person and you need to re-evaluate your life.

She may have over-reacted slightly upon me telling her I was on here. "

See, I'd take that as a compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're a terrible person and you need to re-evaluate your life.

She may have over-reacted slightly upon me telling her I was on here.

See, I'd take that as a compliment "

She's calmed down now. She still thinks I'm weird but she's always thought that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These forums are great aren't they? Where else can I strike up a conversation with a like minded fellow about tools or bikes or stuff then slip into the conversation

"Your wife's incredibly hot by the way, I'd love to fuck her while she sucks you off"

Doesn't get the same reaction in Wetherspoons.

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