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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Somehow it seems like every day is rant day.

Chill the fuck out people!!!!

Except contributors to this thread obvs.......

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Mercury is in retrograde. Folk are kicking off over absolutely nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Somehow it seems like every day is rant day.

Chill the fuck out people!!!!

Except contributors to this thread obvs....... "

stuck on another nightshift...no rest for the wicked eh

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

My rant is about that bloomin' Lucy Worsley on the telly. She doesn't move her mouth in time with her words when she speaks so it looks like the sound and vision are out of sync and I try and 'fix' the telly.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

The forums have been full of handbags and outright oddness of late.

It has been ver' amusing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't have a rant as yet!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It has been extremely ranty on here lately, maybe you should try for a rant free Thursday? ?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Got over 60 books to mark.and everytime I see the number six I see sex!. Somebody save me

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home

I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I don't normally rant, but i did have a small one in the luton airport thread

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB "

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets .

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets . "

No getting my son out of the car.

I can't even have sex with hubby

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I have a rant... why is it that when you have to get out of bed at the crack of dawn to catch the train at ridiculous o'clock so you go to bed at 10pm and then wake up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and then when the alarm goes off at 4.30am you feel like you've not slept at all?

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I have a rant... why is it that when you have to get out of bed at the crack of dawn to catch the train at ridiculous o'clock so you go to bed at 10pm and then wake up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and then when the alarm goes off at 4.30am you feel like you've not slept at all?

"

Maybe you should have a little nap on the train

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somehow it seems like every day is rant day.

Chill the fuck out people!!!!

Except contributors to this thread obvs.......

stuck on another nightshift...no rest for the wicked eh "

You are indeed wicked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is about that bloomin' Lucy Worsley on the telly. She doesn't move her mouth in time with her words when she speaks so it looks like the sound and vision are out of sync and I try and 'fix' the telly. "

All I'm seeing is a 1970s kung fu movie......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx"

Mind bleach.....I neeeeeeeeed miiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeechhhhh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't have a rant as yet!"

I'm not surprised, if you look up the word happy in the dictionary there's a link to your profile.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I woke up to early

My job is full of soul sucking fuckwits and I need to find a dress for Saturday with my zero time due to spending the days with fuckwits

I'm actually ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It has been extremely ranty on here lately, maybe you should try for a rant free Thursday? ? "

Ooooooh, interesting idea.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Got over 60 books to mark.and everytime I see the number six I see sex!. Somebody save me "

I'm hoping none of the work you're marking includes the word "organism".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB "

Back rub Mrs SB? I have oils and good hands......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't normally rant, but i did have a small one in the luton airport thread "

I'm hurt that you couldn't save yourself for me.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"I have a rant... why is it that when you have to get out of bed at the crack of dawn to catch the train at ridiculous o'clock so you go to bed at 10pm and then wake up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and then when the alarm goes off at 4.30am you feel like you've not slept at all?

Maybe you should have a little nap on the train

MrsSB "

I don't sleep in public... I'm mostly likely to talk/snore/dribble/hug a stranger or all of the above!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets .

No getting my son out of the car.

I can't even have sex with hubby "

I'll expect Mr SB will be along shortly for a rant of his own....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

And I downloaded stuff to watch onto my iPad.

Where's my iPad?

On my bedroom floor!

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I have a rant... why is it that when you have to get out of bed at the crack of dawn to catch the train at ridiculous o'clock so you go to bed at 10pm and then wake up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and then when the alarm goes off at 4.30am you feel like you've not slept at all?

Maybe you should have a little nap on the train

MrsSB

I don't sleep in public... I'm mostly likely to talk/snore/dribble/hug a stranger or all of the above! "

You probably will. But at least you will be rested.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"And I downloaded stuff to watch onto my iPad.

Where's my iPad?

On my bedroom floor! "

Definitely one of those days for you.

Big hugs

MrsSB

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a rant... why is it that when you have to get out of bed at the crack of dawn to catch the train at ridiculous o'clock so you go to bed at 10pm and then wake up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and then when the alarm goes off at 4.30am you feel like you've not slept at all?

"

I reckon it's because you woke up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and didn't actually sleep at all.

I'm no expert though......

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets .

No getting my son out of the car.

I can't even have sex with hubby

I'll expect Mr SB will be along shortly for a rant of his own...."

He's meeting our FWB today

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

I have one arrange to go to a club with a fellow newbie last night I spent ages getting ready and was waiting for him he drove up signalled he was turning around and drove off!! How flaming humiliating and how rude/arrogant it isn't like we planned anything to happen it was just to go in with !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up to early

My job is full of soul sucking fuckwits and I need to find a dress for Saturday with my zero time due to spending the days with fuckwits

I'm actually ok

"

Ooooh, where are we going on Saturday?

No need to dress up just for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a rant... why is it that when you have to get out of bed at the crack of dawn to catch the train at ridiculous o'clock so you go to bed at 10pm and then wake up at 1am, 2.10am, 3.16am and then when the alarm goes off at 4.30am you feel like you've not slept at all?

Maybe you should have a little nap on the train

MrsSB

I don't sleep in public... I'm mostly likely to talk/snore/dribble/hug a stranger or all of the above! "

*runs along the carriages looking for DG.......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

What's the train etiquette at 6am? You're not supposed to chat to the person opposite are you? I mean I said good morning etc. (although it fucking isn't good!) but I'm not expected to make small talk right?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I woke up to early

My job is full of soul sucking fuckwits and I need to find a dress for Saturday with my zero time due to spending the days with fuckwits

I'm actually ok

Ooooh, where are we going on Saturday?

No need to dress up just for me. "

You are funny, I have a function to attend. Its all very vanilla but you never know what you might find right?

Oh I'll come for dinner in a shellsuit for you then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets .

No getting my son out of the car.

I can't even have sex with hubby

I'll expect Mr SB will be along shortly for a rant of his own....

He's meeting our FWB today "

I feel like ranting about Mr SB....

I wannaaaaaaaaaaa FWB.....

isnot fairrrrrrrr.

Morning Mrs SB by the way.

Fancy a fu....... ahh, oh, as you were....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have one arrange to go to a club with a fellow newbie last night I spent ages getting ready and was waiting for him he drove up signalled he was turning around and drove off!! How flaming humiliating and how rude/arrogant it isn't like we planned anything to happen it was just to go in with !!! "

That's cunty..... Apologies to everyone for the pre watershed C bomb.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"I don't normally rant, but i did have a small one in the luton airport thread

I'm hurt that you couldn't save yourself for me. "

It was all in context, didn't want to come in here and appear like a ranting loon

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What's the train etiquette at 6am? You're not supposed to chat to the person opposite are you? I mean I said good morning etc. (although it fucking isn't good!) but I'm not expected to make small talk right? "

Just talk to us, we're good listeners.

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By *randMrs Spanish BrunetteCouple
over a year ago

home sweet home


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets .

No getting my son out of the car.

I can't even have sex with hubby

I'll expect Mr SB will be along shortly for a rant of his own....

He's meeting our FWB today

I feel like ranting about Mr SB....

I wannaaaaaaaaaaa FWB.....

isnot fairrrrrrrr.

Morning Mrs SB by the way.

Fancy a fu....... ahh, oh, as you were...."

I do fancy one. But no banging me. So basically I only can do assisted wank today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up to early

My job is full of soul sucking fuckwits and I need to find a dress for Saturday with my zero time due to spending the days with fuckwits

I'm actually ok

Ooooh, where are we going on Saturday?

No need to dress up just for me.

You are funny, I have a function to attend. Its all very vanilla but you never know what you might find right?

Oh I'll come for dinner in a shellsuit for you then "

Indeed, you never know. I'm working at a function as a waiter tonight. It couldn't be the same one could it?

Watermelon is easy to wash out of a shell suit.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't normally rant, but i did have a small one in the luton airport thread

I'm hurt that you couldn't save yourself for me.

It was all in context, didn't want to come in here and appear like a ranting loon "

You'd fit right in to be honest...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I pulled my back and I can't go to ladies night tonight

MrsSB

oh dear now that deserves a rant I just hope you pulled it doing handstands between the sheets .

No getting my son out of the car.

I can't even have sex with hubby

I'll expect Mr SB will be along shortly for a rant of his own....

He's meeting our FWB today

I feel like ranting about Mr SB....

I wannaaaaaaaaaaa FWB.....

isnot fairrrrrrrr.

Morning Mrs SB by the way.

Fancy a fu....... ahh, oh, as you were....

I do fancy one. But no banging me. So basically I only can do assisted wank today "

*thinks...........

OK, I'm up for that.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I woke up to early

My job is full of soul sucking fuckwits and I need to find a dress for Saturday with my zero time due to spending the days with fuckwits

I'm actually ok

Ooooh, where are we going on Saturday?

No need to dress up just for me.

You are funny, I have a function to attend. Its all very vanilla but you never know what you might find right?

Oh I'll come for dinner in a shellsuit for you then

Indeed, you never know. I'm working at a function as a waiter tonight. It couldn't be the same one could it?

Watermelon is easy to wash out of a shell suit..... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is today thursday, then nothing to rant about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck."

And this

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Thursday is a day full of pointless meetings where I achieve nothing other than getting a kicking for not achieving cos I spend all week in pointless fucking meetings with people that haven't got a fucking clue rather than doing my job.. And when I am not in meetings taking a kicking, I am answering emails, explaining why I have not achieved!!

First meeting in 20 minutes, time to stick a book down my trousers to make the arse kicking bearable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant is Ruby has beaten me to it. although she has phrased it way better than I could

Oh and as an added ranty FYI, expressing a difference of an opinion in a rational pleasant way doesn't make someone a bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck."

It's just the clique missing the rest of the clique

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck."

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO."

I must just find aggressive interesting then. Different people's peaks and troughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

I must just find aggressive interesting then. Different people's peaks and troughs "

Indeed, you know I have no beef with you, but you do seem more aggressive this time round? Fill yer boots, I prefer a bit of rational hostility to drooling sycophancy, but it is an observation I have made.....P'raps there's more on here to wind you up atm?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

I must just find aggressive interesting then. Different people's peaks and troughs

Indeed, you know I have no beef with you, but you do seem more aggressive this time round? Fill yer boots, I prefer a bit of rational hostility to drooling sycophancy, but it is an observation I have made.....P'raps there's more on here to wind you up atm?"

It's not intentional, I think I just can't be bothered with pretending to be nice which I probably did when I was first here. No beef taken

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

I must just find aggressive interesting then. Different people's peaks and troughs

Indeed, you know I have no beef with you, but you do seem more aggressive this time round? Fill yer boots, I prefer a bit of rational hostility to drooling sycophancy, but it is an observation I have made.....P'raps there's more on here to wind you up atm?

It's not intentional, I think I just can't be bothered with pretending to be nice which I probably did when I was first here. No beef taken "

Yeah, I just can't be bothered to bang my head on a wall anymore!

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It was much better a year or two ago IMO."

That's more like it. It's normally said to have started to go downhill just when we joined.

They said the same on the previous site too.

(I suspect they say it on every site, all the way back to when the Celts were saying how much better things were before those Romans came...)

Mr ddc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up to early

My job is full of soul sucking fuckwits and I need to find a dress for Saturday with my zero time due to spending the days with fuckwits

I'm actually ok

Ooooh, where are we going on Saturday?

No need to dress up just for me.

You are funny, I have a function to attend. Its all very vanilla but you never know what you might find right?

Oh I'll come for dinner in a shellsuit for you then

Indeed, you never know. I'm working at a function as a waiter tonight. It couldn't be the same one could it?

Watermelon is easy to wash out of a shell suit.....

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

I must just find aggressive interesting then. Different people's peaks and troughs

Indeed, you know I have no beef with you, but you do seem more aggressive this time round? Fill yer boots, I prefer a bit of rational hostility to drooling sycophancy, but it is an observation I have made.....P'raps there's more on here to wind you up atm?

It's not intentional, I think I just can't be bothered with pretending to be nice which I probably did when I was first here. No beef taken "

I've gone the other way....i just can't be bothered to post most of the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is today thursday, then nothing to rant about "

Yet......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck."

Rose tinted glasses blur the vision.

Some people are cunty just for the sake of being cunty though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

I must just find aggressive interesting then. Different people's peaks and troughs

Indeed, you know I have no beef with you, but you do seem more aggressive this time round? Fill yer boots, I prefer a bit of rational hostility to drooling sycophancy, but it is an observation I have made.....P'raps there's more on here to wind you up atm?

It's not intentional, I think I just can't be bothered with pretending to be nice which I probably did when I was first here. No beef taken

I've gone the other way....i just can't be bothered to post most of the time"

I've only been back a few weeks, I'm sure it'll come

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Thursday is a day full of pointless meetings where I achieve nothing other than getting a kicking for not achieving cos I spend all week in pointless fucking meetings with people that haven't got a fucking clue rather than doing my job.. And when I am not in meetings taking a kicking, I am answering emails, explaining why I have not achieved!!

First meeting in 20 minutes, time to stick a book down my trousers to make the arse kicking bearable."

*looks around office, convinced he works here.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is Ruby has beaten me to it. although she has phrased it way better than I could

Oh and as an added ranty FYI, expressing a difference of an opinion in a rational pleasant way doesn't make someone a bitch."

Allegedly.......

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

That's more like it. It's normally said to have started to go downhill just when we joined.

They said the same on the previous site too.

(I suspect they say it on every site, all the way back to when the Celts were saying how much better things were before those Romans came...)

Mr ddc"

This is true - it's probably just the same but we become jaded with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why oh why should I bother.

All the women I know live to far away to organise anything.

The possibilities of great times we could have are reduced as the miles we live apart rises.

I wish I'd paid less attention in geography, I could then live oblivious to it all and just reply - " yes let's meet, I'll be there in 10 mins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was just about to sit down and enjoy my coffee when I saw my cat licking the butter off grrrrrr he's now in my bad books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's been a bit of a week but today is my Friday so I'm a Happy Lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in rather a good mood today so nothing to rant about. I just need some enthusiasm to get going.

I suppose I could moan that I broke a nail, am having a bad hair day and my dog has delly belly though.

Have a lovely day everybody

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire


"It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

That's more like it. It's normally said to have started to go downhill just when we joined.

They said the same on the previous site too.

(I suspect they say it on every site, all the way back to when the Celts were saying how much better things were before those Romans came...)

Mr ddc

This is true - it's probably just the same but we become jaded with it! "

I suspect part of it is that when we join everything is new and exciting. We make new friends and we get to know people. (There are many people with whom I have little interaction, but I read their posts and they make me smile, or they teach me something new)

When these people leave we feel a little sad because someone we thought we understood well, thereby adding to our experience, has gone. But all we really need to do is get to know the newbies.

Of course it's different for me since whenever anyone changes their username I get totally befuddled.

Sorry Markoh, I'm not ranting, err.... "Work " (or summat )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

That's more like it. It's normally said to have started to go downhill just when we joined.

They said the same on the previous site too.

(I suspect they say it on every site, all the way back to when the Celts were saying how much better things were before those Romans came...)

Mr ddc

This is true - it's probably just the same but we become jaded with it!

I suspect part of it is that when we join everything is new and exciting. We make new friends and we get to know people. (There are many people with whom I have little interaction, but I read their posts and they make me smile, or they teach me something new)

When these people leave we feel a little sad because someone we thought we understood well, thereby adding to our experience, has gone. But all we really need to do is get to know the newbies.

Of course it's different for me since whenever anyone changes their username I get totally befuddled.

Sorry Markoh, I'm not ranting, err.... "Work " (or summat )

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubic transport making you late for work....grr...rant over

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Rant to myself

Learn to say no!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have one arrange to go to a club with a fellow newbie last night I spent ages getting ready and was waiting for him he drove up signalled he was turning around and drove off!! How flaming humiliating and how rude/arrogant it isn't like we planned anything to happen it was just to go in with !!! "
his/her loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just about to sit down and enjoy my coffee when I saw my cat licking the butter off grrrrrr he's now in my bad books "

Butter on your coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired and not happy just want today to end already... fed up with midday school runs..

Plus side I'm off tomorrow and going away for a spa weekend whoop

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Futcher rant

S.E trains not running on Saturday from Margate to ashford and im ment to get to work by 8am by a bus that leaves at 7am. Like that will happon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My rant is Ruby has beaten me to it. although she has phrased it way better than I could

Oh and as an added ranty FYI, expressing a difference of an opinion in a rational pleasant way doesn't make someone a bitch."

I always qualify my differences of opinion with a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The twat bag bollock brain who was waiting ages to pull out of a junction, so I let him, he doesn't say thank you, then goes through lights at amber and I don't get through.... I hope sir u die a slow horrible nasty death to.reflect your personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying to build up to a rant markoh but I'm sooo tired that I can't even drag myself out of bed.....

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire

Why is it that whenever i finally manage to get a day off work (last one being the 10th sept) every other person rings in ill, or just doesnt turn up with no explanation and wont answer their f***ing phone. Ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why oh why should I bother.

All the women I know live to far away to organise anything.

The possibilities of great times we could have are reduced as the miles we live apart rises.

I wish I'd paid less attention in geography, I could then live oblivious to it all and just reply - " yes let's meet, I'll be there in 10 mins.

"

Send that message anyway, it won't be read and just deleted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was just about to sit down and enjoy my coffee when I saw my cat licking the butter off grrrrrr he's now in my bad books "

You put butter on your coffee?????

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was much better a year or two ago IMO.

That's more like it. It's normally said to have started to go downhill just when we joined.

They said the same on the previous site too.

(I suspect they say it on every site, all the way back to when the Celts were saying how much better things were before those Romans came...)

Mr ddc

This is true - it's probably just the same but we become jaded with it!

I suspect part of it is that when we join everything is new and exciting. We make new friends and we get to know people. (There are many people with whom I have little interaction, but I read their posts and they make me smile, or they teach me something new)

When these people leave we feel a little sad because someone we thought we understood well, thereby adding to our experience, has gone. But all we really need to do is get to know the newbies.

Of course it's different for me since whenever anyone changes their username I get totally befuddled.

Sorry Markoh, I'm not ranting, err.... "Work " (or summat )

"

Non rant rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pubic transport making you late for work....grr...rant over"

Get up earlier and leave treble the time you need.

Lesson learnt.

Could be worse, you could have DG slumped on you, half asleep and dribbling.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant to myself

Learn to say no!! "

Unacceptable.

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By *retty FolliesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

south


"My rant is that anything even remotely interesting or funny on here is seen as negative and ranty...and everyone is obsessed with harking back to some halcyon time when everything was one big smushy cliquey love in which is incredibly boring and offputting to anyone who was new or not immediately a part of it. i.e. about 6 months ago when it was boring as fuck.

It's still boring as fuck - just much more aggressive! It was much better a year or two ago IMO."

but you still comment on threads, nobody states you have to stay on fab,maybe if its boring take a break or leave, why moan about something you CAN do something about

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Futcher rant

S.E trains not running on Saturday from Margate to ashford and im ment to get to work by 8am by a bus that leaves at 7am. Like that will happon."

Public transports sucks like a $20 hooker...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The twat bag bollock brain who was waiting ages to pull out of a junction, so I let him, he doesn't say thank you, then goes through lights at amber and I don't get through.... I hope sir u die a slow horrible nasty death to.reflect your personality. "

Harsh.....

But we've all been there.

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By *rbane PlayerMan
over a year ago

London


"Somehow it seems like every day is rant day.

Chill the fuck out people!!!!

Except contributors to this thread obvs....... "

Well...you could say this is the best place to rant (lol)...no one knows you...amongst 'friends'...get it off your chest type thing! lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate people. "

ALL people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No rants here

Im blissfully unaware of all twattishness from others as I'm not going to work till late afternoon and I'm still in bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm trying to build up to a rant markoh but I'm sooo tired that I can't even drag myself out of bed....."

You've got all day to find something to rant about.

If you need inspiration, look at your inbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neighbours got a new dog.. Lovely little yappy thing that lives most of its life in the garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate people.

ALL people? "

As a general populous I hate people. I like some individuals.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever i finally manage to get a day off work (last one being the 10th sept) every other person rings in ill, or just doesnt turn up with no explanation and wont answer their f***ing phone. Ffs "

Another person who works in my office.......

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Rant to myself

Learn to say no!!

Unacceptable. "

Stupid work making me feel guilty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Somehow it seems like every day is rant day.

Chill the fuck out people!!!!

Except contributors to this thread obvs.......

Well...you could say this is the best place to rant (lol)...no one knows you...amongst 'friends'...get it off your chest type thing! lol "

Discretion and anonymity assured. Your secrets are safe here, honest.

No one reads this shit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No rants here

Im blissfully unaware of all twattishness from others as I'm not going to work till late afternoon and I'm still in bed "

Budge over......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Neighbours got a new dog.. Lovely little yappy thing that lives most of its life in the garden. "

Aaaaaaaaand?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate people.

ALL people?

As a general populous I hate people. I like some individuals. "

Do you have a list?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant to myself

Learn to say no!!

Unacceptable.

Stupid work making me feel guilty "

Ahhhh, phew. I was worried for a minute there.

I thought this watermelon was going to waste......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mostly can't be arsed to post on threads full of 'Stupid' any more.

I used to find it good sport but now I

Just

Don't

Care!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I mostly can't be arsed to post on threads full of 'Stupid' any more.

I used to find it good sport but now I

Just

Don't

Care! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate people.

ALL people?

As a general populous I hate people. I like some individuals.

Do you have a list? "

Not an official one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I hate people.

ALL people?

As a general populous I hate people. I like some individuals.

Do you have a list?

Not an official one "

I like order, so felt compelled to name my list.

It's simply titled; "PATIO"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to build up to a rant markoh but I'm sooo tired that I can't even drag myself out of bed.....

You've got all day to find something to rant about.

If you need inspiration, look at your inbox. "

Nothing to rant at there...yet! Just some erotic fantasies and a few guys getting off on my pics lol!

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Why is it that whenever i finally manage to get a day off work (last one being the 10th sept) every other person rings in ill, or just doesnt turn up with no explanation and wont answer their f***ing phone. Ffs

Another person who works in my office....... "

In that case can you go in instead please and answer your phone when i ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hate people.

ALL people?

As a general populous I hate people. I like some individuals.

Do you have a list?

Not an official one

I like order, so felt compelled to name my list.

It's simply titled; "PATIO""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why oh why should I bother.

All the women I know live to far away to organise anything.

The possibilities of great times we could have are reduced as the miles we live apart rises.

I wish I'd paid less attention in geography, I could then live oblivious to it all and just reply - " yes let's meet, I'll be there in 10 mins.

Send that message anyway, it won't be read and just deleted. "

.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Rant 2

I cant use the face things on hear unless I tipe them in by its coad.

But I dont no all the coads.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm trying to build up to a rant markoh but I'm sooo tired that I can't even drag myself out of bed.....

You've got all day to find something to rant about.

If you need inspiration, look at your inbox.

Nothing to rant at there...yet! Just some erotic fantasies and a few guys getting off on my pics lol!"

Sorry about that, I'll clean up the mess in a minute....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever i finally manage to get a day off work (last one being the 10th sept) every other person rings in ill, or just doesnt turn up with no explanation and wont answer their f***ing phone. Ffs

Another person who works in my office.......

In that case can you go in instead please and answer your phone when i ring "

I'm already here. Been in since half 6.

What's your extension number?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant 2

I cant use the face things on hear unless I tipe them in by its coad.

But I dont no all the coads.

"

BRB.......

*runs off to get codes......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant 2

I cant use the face things on hear unless I tipe them in by its coad.

But I dont no all the coads.

"

Here you go chap;

 

 

Fill your boots.....

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By *lla_maiWoman
over a year ago

staffordshire


"Why is it that whenever i finally manage to get a day off work (last one being the 10th sept) every other person rings in ill, or just doesnt turn up with no explanation and wont answer their f***ing phone. Ffs

Another person who works in my office.......

In that case can you go in instead please and answer your phone when i ring

I'm already here. Been in since half 6.

What's your extension number? "

666

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm trying to build up to a rant markoh but I'm sooo tired that I can't even drag myself out of bed.....

You've got all day to find something to rant about.

If you need inspiration, look at your inbox.

Nothing to rant at there...yet! Just some erotic fantasies and a few guys getting off on my pics lol!

Sorry about that, I'll clean up the mess in a minute.... "

No no markoh, let me do that for you....;-p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why is it that whenever i finally manage to get a day off work (last one being the 10th sept) every other person rings in ill, or just doesnt turn up with no explanation and wont answer their f***ing phone. Ffs

Another person who works in my office.......

In that case can you go in instead please and answer your phone when i ring

I'm already here. Been in since half 6.

What's your extension number?

666 "

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By *rchie_pMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Well it's not friday for a start!!! Wtf is that about??

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Rant 2

I cant use the face things on hear unless I tipe them in by its coad.

But I dont no all the coads.

Here you go chap;

 

 

Fill your boots.....

"

Cool thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx

Mind bleach.....I neeeeeeeeed miiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeechhhhh."

Sorry I drank it all last week. xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx

Mind bleach.....I neeeeeeeeed miiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeechhhhh.

Sorry I drank it all last week. xxx"

That might explain your "condition".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloke next to me keeps farting,getting fed up now as it stinks,think i might have to drop kick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just about to sit down and enjoy my coffee when I saw my cat licking the butter off grrrrrr he's now in my bad books

Butter on your coffee? "

I forgother the toast bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloke next to me keeps farting,getting fed up now as it stinks,think i might have to drop kick him"

Or simply move.......

Or say in an exageratedly loud voice; "excuse me chap, could you stop farting, it stinks"

Or start farting yourself. Lift and let go, you know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was just about to sit down and enjoy my coffee when I saw my cat licking the butter off grrrrrr he's now in my bad books

Butter on your coffee?

I forgother the toast bit "

You put toast in your coffee?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

My rant needed a thread all of its very own today

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant needed a thread all of its very own today "

Technically there's room for 175 rants here.

Not now though.

Fill your boots............

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

It's Thursday and I hate everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im happy no rant here -

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"My rant needed a thread all of its very own today

Technically there's room for 175 rants here.

Not now though.

Fill your boots............"

Ok while there's space...

Last week I naked in the hot baking sun at kestrels And today I've got my bloody winter coat on!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant needed a thread all of its very own today

Technically there's room for 175 rants here.

Not now though.

Fill your boots............

Ok while there's space...

Last week I naked in the hot baking sun at kestrels And today I've got my bloody winter coat on!! "

That's it?

That's what I reserved space for?

You've put yer fecking coat on?

Isatall? Pffffffffft.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"My rant needed a thread all of its very own today

Technically there's room for 175 rants here.

Not now though.

Fill your boots............

Ok while there's space...

Last week I naked in the hot baking sun at kestrels And today I've got my bloody winter coat on!!

That's it?

That's what I reserved space for?

You've put yer fecking coat on?

Isatall? Pffffffffft. "

What I was saying is I'm cold...you may read that as I have no one to warm me up

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"My rant needed a thread all of its very own today

Technically there's room for 175 rants here.

Not now though.

Fill your boots............

Ok while there's space...

Last week I naked in the hot baking sun at kestrels And today I've got my bloody winter coat on!!

That's it?

That's what I reserved space for?

You've put yer fecking coat on?

Isatall? Pffffffffft.

What I was saying is I'm cold...you may read that as I have no one to warm me up "

Warm you up you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx

Mind bleach.....I neeeeeeeeed miiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeechhhhh.

Sorry I drank it all last week. xxx

That might explain your "condition". "

Good point shall I switch to liquid cement? Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was just about to sit down and enjoy my coffee when I saw my cat licking the butter off grrrrrr he's now in my bad books

Butter on your coffee?

I forgother the toast bit

You put toast in your coffee? "

Noooooooooo you sarky sod it didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still nothing to rant about

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"Still nothing to rant about "

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

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over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?"

Naaaa probably wont read it

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it "

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp? "

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant "

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now."

Still wouldnt rant ...

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

Still wouldnt rant ... "

Ok last attempt and we're out.

Wot if we msg u like dis wiv all ov da abuv and ask u 2 fuk us?

Got to spend the next 10 minutes removing all that from auto correct now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

Still wouldnt rant ...

Ok last attempt and we're out.

Wot if we msg u like dis wiv all ov da abuv and ask u 2 fuk us?

Got to spend the next 10 minutes removing all that from auto correct now "

Lol i would ask you to send a message back in english ...wuthout ranting ..asking nicely

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

Still wouldnt rant ...

Ok last attempt and we're out.

Wot if we msg u like dis wiv all ov da abuv and ask u 2 fuk us?

Got to spend the next 10 minutes removing all that from auto correct now

Lol i would ask you to send a message back in english ...wuthout ranting ..asking nicely "

You're right. You have nothing to rant about. Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

Still wouldnt rant ...

Ok last attempt and we're out.

Wot if we msg u like dis wiv all ov da abuv and ask u 2 fuk us?

Got to spend the next 10 minutes removing all that from auto correct now

Lol i would ask you to send a message back in english ...wuthout ranting ..asking nicely

You're right. You have nothing to rant about. Well played "

Its thursday i never rant on a thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A real rant.

I'm a friendly fella. But you know. Sometimes I wish I wasn't. I wish I could just say f----- --f. At the first moments thought.

Some things I read on these forums and messeges, even this thread, we've all got something stuck up our arses and we moan about shite that isn't our business or shite that's not worth a shite.

Unless I see some improvement on peoples attitudes as a whole. I'm off. (Yes I know, your about to chirp up like short erection. 'Who cares')

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real rant.

I'm a friendly fella. But you know. Sometimes I wish I wasn't. I wish I could just say f----- --f. At the first moments thought.

Some things I read on these forums and messeges, even this thread, we've all got something stuck up our arses and we moan about shite that isn't our business or shite that's not worth a shite.

Unless I see some improvement on peoples attitudes as a whole. I'm off. (Yes I know, your about to chirp up like short erection. 'Who cares')

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now. "

Thats a mighty good rant ..like 6 thursday rants all rolled into 1 thursday rant ..awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a lejiit rant now. Just been in Yankee candle n a set of twelve tea lights were Marked wrong a £2.10 I went to buy them n the stupid woman wouldn't sell then for that price. Stupid woman. Grrrrr now I've got shitty poundland ones instead! N no your not gettin kisses I'm too ranty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real rant.

I'm a friendly fella. But you know. Sometimes I wish I wasn't. I wish I could just say f----- --f. At the first moments thought.

Some things I read on these forums and messeges, even this thread, we've all got something stuck up our arses and we moan about shite that isn't our business or shite that's not worth a shite.

Unless I see some improvement on peoples attitudes as a whole. I'm off. (Yes I know, your about to chirp up like short erection. 'Who cares')

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

Thats a mighty good rant ..like 6 thursday rants all rolled into 1 thursday rant ..awesome "

I'll be back in 7 wks for an updated version.

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman
over a year ago

London


"A real rant.

I'm a friendly fella. But you know. Sometimes I wish I wasn't. I wish I could just say f----- --f. At the first moments thought.

Some things I read on these forums and messeges, even this thread, we've all got something stuck up our arses and we moan about shite that isn't our business or shite that's not worth a shite.

Unless I see some improvement on peoples attitudes as a whole. I'm off. (Yes I know, your about to chirp up like short erection. 'Who cares')

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

Thats a mighty good rant ..like 6 thursday rants all rolled into 1 thursday rant ..awesome "

It's not just an M&S rant.

It's a quality rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real rant.

I'm a friendly fella. But you know. Sometimes I wish I wasn't. I wish I could just say f----- --f. At the first moments thought.

Some things I read on these forums and messeges, even this thread, we've all got something stuck up our arses and we moan about shite that isn't our business or shite that's not worth a shite.

Unless I see some improvement on peoples attitudes as a whole. I'm off. (Yes I know, your about to chirp up like short erection. 'Who cares')

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

Thats a mighty good rant ..like 6 thursday rants all rolled into 1 thursday rant ..awesome

I'll be back in 7 wks for an updated version. "

I will hold you to that ...now i need to set an alarm to go off in 7 weeks to remind me .... hmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real rant.

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

Thats a mighty good rant ..like 6 thursday rants all rolled into 1 thursday rant ..awesome

I'll be back in 7 wks for an updated version.

I will hold you to that ...now i need to set an alarm to go off in 7 weeks to remind me .... hmmm "

When it goes off let me know. Send me a message

Your not going to fall for that are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant needed a thread all of its very own today

Technically there's room for 175 rants here.

Not now though.

Fill your boots............

Ok while there's space...

Last week I naked in the hot baking sun at kestrels And today I've got my bloody winter coat on!!

That's it?

That's what I reserved space for?

You've put yer fecking coat on?

Isatall? Pffffffffft.

What I was saying is I'm cold...you may read that as I have no one to warm me up "

Oh well, in that case, I'm better than a duvet. And I make a good cuppa.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real rant.

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

Thats a mighty good rant ..like 6 thursday rants all rolled into 1 thursday rant ..awesome

I'll be back in 7 wks for an updated version.

I will hold you to that ...now i need to set an alarm to go off in 7 weeks to remind me .... hmmm

When it goes off let me know. Send me a message

Your not going to fall for that are you?

"

Naaaaa as i forgot to set the alarm

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx

Mind bleach.....I neeeeeeeeed miiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeechhhhh.

Sorry I drank it all last week. xxx

That might explain your "condition".

Good point shall I switch to liquid cement? Xxx"

That "may" make it worse.... I'm no expert.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

Still wouldnt rant ...

Ok last attempt and we're out.

Wot if we msg u like dis wiv all ov da abuv and ask u 2 fuk us?

Got to spend the next 10 minutes removing all that from auto correct now

Lol i would ask you to send a message back in english ...wuthout ranting ..asking nicely

You're right. You have nothing to rant about. Well played

Its thursday i never rant on a thursday "

Just every other day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still nothing to rant about

If we send you a message asking for phone sex and a meet will that give you something to rant about?

Naaaa probably wont read it

Even if we ask you to kik or WhatsApp?

Naaaa still wouldnt rant

You're a tough one.

What if we ask you if you're sure you're not bi?

Running out of ideas now.

Still wouldnt rant ...

Ok last attempt and we're out.

Wot if we msg u like dis wiv all ov da abuv and ask u 2 fuk us?

Got to spend the next 10 minutes removing all that from auto correct now

Lol i would ask you to send a message back in english ...wuthout ranting ..asking nicely

You're right. You have nothing to rant about. Well played

Its thursday i never rant on a thursday

Just every other day. "

Hmmmm probably dont rant at all to be fair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A real rant.

I'm a friendly fella. But you know. Sometimes I wish I wasn't. I wish I could just say f----- --f. At the first moments thought.

Some things I read on these forums and messeges, even this thread, we've all got something stuck up our arses and we moan about shite that isn't our business or shite that's not worth a shite.

Unless I see some improvement on peoples attitudes as a whole. I'm off. (Yes I know, your about to chirp up like short erection. 'Who cares')

Someone said it's changed in a year.

I've seen it change in months.

A real rant. I will get over it now. "

I'm glad you're over it now.

Peace brother.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a lejiit rant now. Just been in Yankee candle n a set of twelve tea lights were Marked wrong a £2.10 I went to buy them n the stupid woman wouldn't sell then for that price. Stupid woman. Grrrrr now I've got shitty poundland ones instead! N no your not gettin kisses I'm too ranty. "

Poncy candle rant approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A real rant.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

I'm glad you're over it now.

Peace brother..... "

It's like I've been exorcised. A whole weight has been lifted. thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't realise it was Thursday. Thanks markoh id be lost without you.

My rant, I wish my bowels would make up their mind what they are doing tonight. Won't go into details so don't worry. xxx

Mind bleach.....I neeeeeeeeed miiiiiiind bleeeeeeeeechhhhh.

Sorry I drank it all last week. xxx

That might explain your "condition".

Good point shall I switch to liquid cement? Xxx

That "may" make it worse.... I'm no expert..... "

Oh bugger!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant no 2 because Rant No 1 wasn't approved, allegedly....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A real rant.

A real rant. I will get over it now.

I'm glad you're over it now.

Peace brother.....

It's like I've been exorcised. A whole weight has been lifted. thanks. "

Here to help.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rant no 2 because Rant No 1 wasn't approved, allegedly...."

Eh?

*goes back to check......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

By the way, is there any news on Dirty Girls dribbling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My rant is Ruby has beaten me to it. although she has phrased it way better than I could

Oh and as an added ranty FYI, expressing a difference of an opinion in a rational pleasant way doesn't make someone a bitch."

This? This is your rant? This is what I trawled through the thread for?

Go on then, rant approved.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

It occurs to me, from all these stray threads, that I really don't participate enough.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It occurs to me, from all these stray threads, that I really don't participate enough.

"

Possibly true.

Perhaps you simply let the troubles and trifles wash over you like a cool breeze on a spring day........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It occurs to me, from all these stray threads, that I really don't participate enough.

"

You're such a happy little honey badger aren't you Joe?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It occurs to me, from all these stray threads, that I really don't participate enough.

You're such a happy little honey badger aren't you Joe? "

Unlike some......

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