FabSwingers.com forum: FAB profanasaurus

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Perusing the forums like I do, and the things that make me chuckle, I thought I'd make a few up.

Add yours if ya like.

Ork (Noun) A large, veiny, curvy headed penis often found on mens fabbed pics- (as in) you seem to have an inhabitant of Mordor protruding from your jeans.

Marty Feldman-(adj) Rather poor breast surgery (as in) she's had a marty feldman and her nipples are looking in different directions.

Allotmenteers-(adj) keen vagetable

Growers

Composters-(adj) very keen vagetable growers

Kerplunk-(verb?)- A persons many inserted objects (as in) If I pull them out correctly do I get marbles?

Buckeroo-bukkake If enough weight of spunk lands on her she flips her shit.

By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

See you later masturbator

(A variation of see you later alligator)

A: "See you later masturbator"

B: "In a while, pedophile"

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Meating- Definitely not a social

Walnut whipping - loves licking pussy

Campanoligost- tonsil battering face fucker