FabSwingers.com forum: husbands who leave the Mrs at home while away

By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you do the weekly shop and clean too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you do the weekly shop and clean too?

Great minds, I was just thinking we've got a jungle where the garden should be and a room that needs plastering. That's about all we'd need ya for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's generous of you, OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a very generous, gracious and benevolent thing to do, a lovely offer

I can offer a similar service, but sadly I would need to charge a fee, time is money & all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice to see there is still some nice guys around, giving up his free time to help out.

Sir you are a true gent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"

Are they incapable of getting out of the house?

Haven't any friends or family?

You assume these women fall apart as though the man has gone into battle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"

psssst OP, we are all adults on here

you can say sex you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

psssst OP, we are all adults on here

you can say sex you know

Facetime while I piledrive that sweet tasting sexy looking pussy of hers

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

It's usually Flik that goes away on business so I'm guessing the offer of help might be less forthcoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's usually Flik that goes away on business so I'm guessing the offer of help might be less forthcoming

Ohhh I don't know

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

"It's usually Flik that goes away on business so I'm guessing the offer of help might be less forthcoming

Ohhh I don't know

...a nice pot of tea wouldn't go amiss too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charity hath no bounds. What a gent.

Mind you I do need the grass cutting, hedge trimming and the dog walking. Can you babysit on Saturday night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

psssst OP, we are all adults on here

you can say sex you know

Facetime while I piledrive that sweet tasting sexy looking pussy of hers

how very good of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other way around for us, Mrs has worked abroad for almost 2 years now, only gets home about 1 weekend a month.

Any chance you could pop down and give the house a good clean about a week before she visits home....

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By *erbyDalesCplCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Might even FaceTime you while having

xxx

psssst OP, we are all adults on here

you can say sex you know

I'm glad you said that, I assumed they were kisses and was wondering why he had finished mid-sentence (I actually imagined he'd shot his load at the mere thought of the 'helping' and had lost his train of thought

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Very generous of you OP. Plus we all love an optimist.

Mr ddc

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

Haha thanks guys but I honestly thought I would be getting some decent offers flooding In ;-(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha thanks guys but I honestly thought I would be getting some decent offers flooding In ;-(

Oh. Really? I honestly thought you were joking and that you were even kinda funny.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Haha thanks guys but I honestly thought I would be getting some decent offers flooding In ;-(

That's the funniest post I've seen this evening.

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

Lol

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

My mates wife has a face and figure like let Dawson , I think he would be great ful of the offer , give me your no , I'll pass it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"

We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though

Could you please put a good word in for me

Lol

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though

Could you please put a good word in for me

Lol "

That word would be "selfless"...NOT !

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Can u paint and decorate ...

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though

Could you please put a good word in for me

Lol "

Semaphore.

That a good enough word?

I quite like it personally..i hope you do too as its all your getting

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Op, you sound just like the kind of guy id be looking for.

I dont live with my partner so it would be handy to have someone put the dustbins out for me, sing to me when i cant sleep, wash up when ive cooked dinner

It would also be handy to have someone here in the evening to share cat spoiling duties as 5 can be a handful and if you where a darling you could get up first and do the litter trays save me having to face it.

Generous offer op

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"Op, you sound just like the kind of guy id be looking for.

I dont live with my partner so it would be handy to have someone put the dustbins out for me, sing to me when i cant sleep, wash up when ive cooked dinner

Generous offer op"

I ok with that message me

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"Can u paint and decorate ..."

Have you found anyone?

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"My mates wife has a face and figure like let Dawson , I think he would be great ful of the offer , give me your no , I'll pass it on

Where are they from I woud mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx"

If you want to take care of my woman you will need to take care of her bills ...and she's not cheap

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

If you want to take care of my woman you will need to take care of her bills ...and she's not cheap

My think Id have to give it a miss

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"Hi chaps I'm offering to take care of your wife's or girlfriends while your away, guess what it's absolutely free

no need to thank me I don't mind:

Taking them on social

Helping out in genral

Keeping them company

For those who don't mind them being naughty that's fine too

Might even FaceTime you while having xxx

We're good...she's very capable of finding her own men. Cheers though

Could you please put a good word in for me

Lol

Semaphore.

That a good enough word?

I quite like it personally..i hope you do too as its all your getting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a husband. Sorry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very thoughtful of you

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By *ove older f OP Man
over a year ago

cleckheaton

"I don't have a husband. Sorry.

Never mind

I would still be willing to help you any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"husbands who leave the Mrs at home while away"

Erm, what am I supposed to do when I'm away? Stuff her into my suit carrier and shove her in the overhead compartment on the train and hope she's not too uncomfortable?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"husbands who leave the Mrs at home while away

Erm, what am I supposed to do when I'm away? Stuff her into my suit carrier and shove her in the overhead compartment on the train and hope she's not too uncomfortable? "

Perhaps leave her between carriages with the window open? Always a lovely part of the train

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