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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Our cat is, just nicked my nice warm spot on the sofa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs have just done the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol not stupid are they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat is, just nicked my nice warm spot on the sofa! "

The cheek of it my cat does it all the time sit down for 5 minutes get up to grab something come back cat is lying there like she hasn't seen me sitting there lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

My cat strictly enforces the 3 second rule

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dogs have just done the same "

The answer for you both: slowly place foot under said animals, then sharply raise it, kick the buggers off. Simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 2 yr old son does it, he'll deliberately do something to distract me and make me get up, then he's in my seat like lightening and tapping on my phone or changing the TV channels!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cat strictly enforces the 3 second rule"

I never even got 3 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shift her off, it'll be an even warmer spot now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat is, just nicked my nice warm spot on the sofa! "
Think it's standard cat behaviour ... mine promptly nicked my salmon the other week x

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

clever kitty why should it have a cold spot well done puss dad should be in kitchen making chocalate cake anyway

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Dogs have owners,

Cats have slaves!

Is this really how evolution should have panned out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cat doesn't nick my seat, hardly ever gets on the furniture, other than my bed at night, he just follows me around weaving between my feet and trips me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"clever kitty why should it have a cold spot well done puss dad should be in kitchen making chocalate cake anyway "

Yes ma'am

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"My cat strictly enforces the 3 second rule

I never even got 3 seconds "

Aww bless lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dogs have just done the same

The answer for you both: slowly place foot under said animals, then sharply raise it, kick the buggers off. Simples! "
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Just sit on them!..... They shift even faster than when they got on

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

We have two & three sweater sofas, H & I usually sit on the two seater. The dog will look at both and decice he wants to sit with us rather than on the empty one.

Which would be cute, if he wasn't a nine stone Akita..

S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my cat was locked in my bed room, so decided to wake me up by pissing on me/my bed....wasn't a happy bunny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you do don't get a dedicated plinth type structure for your cat, I've often been warned against putting the pussy on a pedestal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"my cat was locked in my bed room, so decided to wake me up by pissing on me/my bed....wasn't a happy bunny "

That's retribution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"my cat was locked in my bed room, so decided to wake me up by pissing on me/my bed....wasn't a happy bunny

That's retribution "

typical female is you ask me, only wants me when she wants food/attention and then pisses on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats like houses, not people.

David byrne said this but he also said aliens think factories are musical instruments. Take from that what you will.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cat opens doors by jumping At the handle so you can't keep her out of anywhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Our cat opens doors by jumping At the handle so you can't keep her out of anywhere. "

Genius kitty

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"Our cat is, just nicked my nice warm spot on the sofa! "

Both our cats nick the dog's bed on a regular basis. He could swallow them both whole if he wanted to, but he's too much of a gentleman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat opens doors by jumping At the handle so you can't keep her out of anywhere. "

Turn the handles over. I had to with a foster pup.x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat opens doors by jumping At the handle so you can't keep her out of anywhere.

Turn the handles over. I had to with a foster pup.x"

This is all our downstairs doors to stop the dog getting in places she shouldn't while we are out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Our cat is, just nicked my nice warm spot on the sofa! "

My cat likes to sit on my laptop while I'm using it - subtle as a brick

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