FabSwingers.com forum: Insulting

By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Write a one sentence insult without any swear words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You oxygen thieving waste of human skin.

I don't swear any way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You flask of saddam's spit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your eyebrows don't match

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You invented the word brexit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were Concieved during a dogging outing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You ugly hog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You use Marks and Spencer's bags to disguise you shop at lidl

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Cotton-headed ninny-muggins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compared to you.. wasps are charming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't even write anything without it being (removed by poster)

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are like a bungalow, nothing upstairs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother should have swallowed you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother should have swallowed you"

Your mother did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother should have swallowed you

Your mother did "

Your mother swallowed me

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The better half of you dribbled down your mom's chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just can't work with stupid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have chubby ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You listen to the archers on radio 4

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By *iscomanMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Aftter birth___ where is your mother??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like a bulldog chewing a wasp.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I bet you would be put in Hufflepuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't recycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

You couldn't even hit the inside of a condom.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You don't recycle "

You take that back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knitted your face and dropped a stitch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your paper bag fell off, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope Trump throws you off the top of his wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't recycle

You take that back

Too far sorry. You recycle but your sloppy and don't divide the paper and plastic

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I would insult you but it seems nature already did a good job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They must have thrown the baby away and kept the placenta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pubic hair was used to make trump's toupee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe if you ate some of that makeup you could be pretty on the inside

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are as bright as a black hole and twice as dense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You start new threads asking 'why can't I get any meets?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tory voter

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Tory voter "

F****t fan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're about as useful as a chocolate tea pot

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are like the first slice of bread, everyone touches you but no one wants you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would look at you, but worried I may get the urge to wash my eyes out with bleach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go and insult a hippogriff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you were born the doctor slapped your mam not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm guessing your uncle's your dad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Looks like your face took the impact on every step

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother must have had a shit grip when you were a baby... Because she dropped you on your face a lot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make a great case for post birth abortions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were a kid even michael wouldn't touch you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 21/09/16 01:31:57]"

Curious about what you said?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've brought up 4 kids. You can't bring up phlegm!"

From a past life when I watched eastenders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your face reminds me of boxing... Every time I see it, I want to punch it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halloween is around the corner, i see you already have your mask on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As stupid as you are, it's a miracle you haven't accidentally murdered yourself already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You were the fastest sperm?? Slow day at the races then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would hit you with a dictionary, but you might actually learn something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save your breath, you’ll need it to blow up your date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologize to that plant for working so hard to create the oxygen you're stealing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You absolute yogurt top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You is so ugly your mum used to tie a bone round yer neck so the dog would play with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was popping pimples on my arse today, and suddenly thought of you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were the fastest sperm?? Slow day at the races then. "

Best one i have read yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were the fastest sperm?? Slow day at the races then.

Best one i have read yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Even your imaginary friend thinks yer boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You so dumb you make a daily mail reader look like a genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only way you'll get laid is if you crawl up a chicken's ass and wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i go fishing i don't expect to see you in the river aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was popping pimples on my arse today, and suddenly thought of you..."

Yuck spotty arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was popping pimples on my arse today, and suddenly thought of you...

Yuck spotty arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heaven must be missing an Angel... But not you, you smell like you crawled out of Satan's armpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain anything to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heaven must be missing an Angel... But not you, you smell like you crawled out of Satan's armpit

Sold my soul to the devil, says he has enough plebs atm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Even your imaginary friend thinks yer boring "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be a hard night if the kennels won't have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strong? You only SMELL strong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bought posh spice's album

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can't even write anything without it being (removed by poster)"

You've done this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a t-shirt stating 'I support fracking'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Write a one sentence insult without any swear words. "

Lancaster is the arse end of the universe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You park between bays slightly over the line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are unfortunate in the way you look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have the personality style and panache of Jeremy Corbin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were dynamite you would not have enough to blow your hat off.... Christmas cracker 1957

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a kid even Ester Rantzen wouldnt take your calls

You look like someone has set fire to your face and put it out with a cricket bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much for the natural selection theory....

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You appeared on an unwanted poster you're so ugly

You are so fat I'd have to roll you in flour and wait for you to fart to find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You oxygen thieving waste of human skin.

I don't swear any way "

It's air, idiot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cloth eared bunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You loose skin teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so jealous of all the people who haven't met you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not even Boko Haram wanted you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the good lord was handing out the looks, you thought he said books, so asked for something by Steven King.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are so ugly you scare the shit back into people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When God handed out brains you thought he said games and asked for a simple one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother was an 'ampster and your father smells of elderberrys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't you slip into something comfortable...like a coma

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are just a sack full a stale air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your a fornication gone wrong you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are a waste of a perfectly good human embryo

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

"I was popping pimples on my arse today, and suddenly thought of you..."

Best one so far, pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I speak to your carer?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

A real one this

"If you were the last woman in Wales the sheep are getting it".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains was rope you wouldn't have enough to hogtie a mouse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You bottom feeding mouth breather

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had another brain cell you would be a plant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say "hang out with dumber and uglier people in order to shine" - bet you're in demand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you knew twice as much as you think you do you would only be half as stupid as you actually are

If you improve you could upgrade to useless

So stupid...the only person to fall off their menstrual cycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If brains were canvas you wouldn't have enough to make a pair of spats for a budgie.....

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You werent just hit with the ugly stick, you were beaten by the whole forest!

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Im not saying your uglyor anything, but ive seen better looking roadkill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone who ever loved you was wrong

Youre not pretty enough to be this stupid

You look like you're going to spend your life having one epiphany after another, always thinking you've finally figured out what's holding you back, and how you can finally be productive and creative and turn your life around. But nothing will ever change. That cycle of mediocrity isn't due to some obstacle. It's who you are. The thing standing in the way of your dreams is that the person having them is you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You really should get some salad in ya for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone who ever loved you was wrong

Youre not pretty enough to be this stupid

You don't understand 'one' sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone who ever loved you was wrong

Youre not pretty enough to be this stupid

You don't understand 'one' sentence "

Oops my bad it would appear I don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like Darth Vader when he takes his mask off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't handle your spice so always order Korma

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By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

When they said you were a predator, i was thinking a sexual one......not the one that Arnie fought in the jungle

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

When you was born the dr slapped your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course you're an easy target, your massive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not worth me even commenting on this thread

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

They should have got you to play the predator, they would have saved a fortune in make up!

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

What a bell end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are from the shallow end of the gene pool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at you and think " Really! That's the sperm that won?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen sexier drainage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the dog didn't beat me upstairs I'd have been your dad.

You've got a face like a bulldog licking pee off the underside of a nettle.

Are you subo in disguise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your gene pool could do with a little more chlorine.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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The best part of you ran down your mothers leg

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Wow, I can't believe there is a photograph of you in a famous publication..

I found it in the dictionary under grotesque.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mucus filled blue waffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mucus filled blue waffle"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best part of you ran down your mothers leg "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm terrible at these so I'll just read everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice Sky remote. Shame you barely reach halfway its size

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By *rcticFoxxx OP Woman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"I'm terrible at these so I'll just read everyone else

I have a book called 642 things to write about and the op was in the book. I couldn't think of anything so I posted it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You used the fab ruler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You make me question evolution

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why insult? Can we not see the beauty in everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fargin sneaky bastage best line ever in a film cant remember the film though

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I saw your ad in the paper, sadly I didn't want you either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought you had more self respect? Or You disappoint me...both cut me to the core.

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

If you didn't insist on continually breathing in and out I'd like you a lot more

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Is that it??

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

I'm just not bright enough to dumb it down to your level.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No it doesn't happen to everyone and is a big deal HUGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

penis headbutting freak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why insult? Can we not see the beauty in everyone?"

We looked and couldn't find it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You reduced your taxes by using a subsidiary company in the Panama islands

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

on my god no your not very good at that buy a gob stopper to practice on .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you're so posh you shop at Waitrose and never bother collecting your pound coin from your trolley

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"No it doesn't happen to everyone and is a big deal HUGE"

Well maybe if you moved a little

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"No it doesn't happen to everyone and is a big deal HUGE

Well maybe if you moved a little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mother knits pastry cases in Gillingham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mother knits pastry cases in Gillingham"

Wow now calm down is it?!

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By *aughty_amazonWoman
over a year ago

BRISTOL

Your dad shoulda wanked you off l down the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you wear a little more makeup please

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Your eyes are like stars; not because they twinkle....but because they are so far apar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize"

Been said. Try again

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize

Been said. Try again

Pah I have neither the time nor inclination to scroll and check each post, I notice you do though sad sack.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'd like to have an intelligent conversation. Could you please find me someone to have it with?

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over a year ago

"Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize

Been said. Try again

Pah I have neither the time nor inclination to scroll and check each post, I notice you do though sad sack.

Haha! If I didn't find that funny, I'd remove you from my hotlist. Yup. Cards are on the table now eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't you ever tire of seeing disappointed faces looking back at you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum's really attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You did not get hit by the ugly stick! You fell through ugly tree ??

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize

Been said. Try again

Pah I have neither the time nor inclination to scroll and check each post, I notice you do though sad sack.

Haha! If I didn't find that funny, I'd remove you from my hotlist. Yup. Cards are on the table now eh!

Oh I'm on your hotlist? You are on my hitlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Somewhere there is a tree, tirelessly producing oxygen so that you can stay alive. Find it and apologize

Been said. Try again

Pah I have neither the time nor inclination to scroll and check each post, I notice you do though sad sack.

Haha! If I didn't find that funny, I'd remove you from my hotlist. Yup. Cards are on the table now eh!

Oh I'm on your hotlist? You are on my hitlist

Oh really? And what do you do to people on this hitlist you speak of?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

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"I'd like to have an intelligent conversation. Could you please find me someone to have it with?"

Had the usual "Were you at the back of the que when they were dishing out brains" I replied with

"No but I was close, don't you recognise the back of my head?"..

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