FabSwingers.com forum: I am the Messiah!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No you're not!

You are just a very naughty boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the resurrection....you piss off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blasphemy! Blasphemy! Stone him, stone him!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the resurrection....you piss off

Hehehe you said erection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side "

fucking judas

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock "

Hahaha priceless

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock "

I like it when you play rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side "

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock "

Honey you genuinely made me choke on my cup of tea then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm mother Theresa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how shall we fuck off oh lord?

(only watched this yesterday - educating the kids!)

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side

fucking judas "

Nail you to the floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side "

By the cock!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side

fucking judas

Nail you to the floor

yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side

fucking judas

Nail you to the floor

yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe

It was in one on the dead Sea scrolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How shall we fuck of oh Lord?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

*looks around suspiciously...*

''Are there any women here today?''

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Now fuck off!

No. So fucking forgive me.

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"No you're not!

You are just a very naughty boy

I wanted to say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How shall we fuck of oh Lord?

In the film you just opened your umbrella and you was away lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How shall we fuck of oh Lord?

with a spoon full of sugar

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By *anklerMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Well done big nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

haha

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side

fucking judas

Nail you to the floor

yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe

There's always a first time

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

Honey you genuinely made me choke on my cup of tea then

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown "

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

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By *heCuriousCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Costa Del Sol

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown "

Oh Miss Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol "

No the wolves can have that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now fuck off!

You are a self declared cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How shall we fuck of oh Lord?

In the film you just opened your umbrella and you was away lol

Are we thinking of the same film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How shall we fuck of oh Lord?

with a spoon full of sugar

Shut it big nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Im the virgin mary now go to your room .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol"

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol"

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol "

you take that back! that hat is awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

you take that back! that hat is awesome "

Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

you take that back! that hat is awesome

Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there..."

haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

you take that back! that hat is awesome

Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...

haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to "

Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

you take that back! that hat is awesome

Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...

haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to

Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English "

no idea why ''to'' is on the end of my reply...and patter makes me think of Still Game

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

I just read Duteronomy. Get the behind me satan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

you take that back! that hat is awesome

Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...

haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to

Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English

no idea why ''to'' is on the end of my reply...and patter makes me think of Still Game"

Glad to hear it, best show on tv

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

To be honest I think you just sound like a victim in general lol

deffo no victim pal but you keep trying I'm no wayness, twig boy

Twig boy... Really? If that's the best you can come up with, I'm really not worried lol

not the best or even an inslut, just me calling it as I see it

Ok if we're calling it as we see it, you're a fat bastard with a shite hat lol

you take that back! that hat is awesome

Na, definitely shite, I'll keep that out there...

haven't you got a deep fried mars bar to go eat you wee shite you to

Now I'm sure that was an awesome example of patter, however I'm not sure if it was in English

no idea why ''to'' is on the end of my reply...and patter makes me think of Still Game

Glad to hear it, best show on tv

it was funny as hell

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlAGDRE6Aok

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

Just the way you like it bitch boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are many things

Messiah is not one of them

you know you'd kneel before me

And headbutt you in the cock

I like it when you play rough

I'm going to nail you when I see you,

To a fuck off tree with a thorny crown

so I guess a blowjobs out of the question then lol

No the wolves can have that

wtf sounds like you want me to be a victim in a snuff prono your making

Just the way you like it bitch boy"

Oooo bitch boy I like the sound of that Miss Honey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I really am...I raised from the dead/my 48 hour timeout to lead you all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am the resurrection....you piss off

"
where is my bread you tight bar steward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now fuck off!

"
are you David icke (not sure how you spell his name so ill just say god)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have two sharp ones,one flat one and a packet of gravel,can i have a packetof gravel mum?,no you cant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ill have two sharp ones,one flat one and a packet of gravel,can i have a packetof gravel mum?,no you cant."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

he has a wife you know ,

she is called incontinentia buttocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm here to save you all

and take the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

he has a wife you know ,

she is called incontinentia buttocks"

Welease Bwian!!

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

he has a wife you know ,

she is called incontinentia buttocks

Welease Bwian!!

Welease Wodderwick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

he has a wife you know ,

she is called incontinentia buttocks

Welease Bwian!!

Welease Wodderwick!"

I am Brian and so is my wife!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're that wanker from the judean people's front?

Or is it the people's front of judea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're that wanker from the judean people's front?

Or is it the people's front of judea?

Irrelevant, what is relevant is the fact that he is indeed a wanker!

Judean or not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wont be wanking tomorrow unlike most of you sad cunt actually got a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wont be wanking tomorrow unlike most of you sad cunt actually got a meet

I'm just back from a meet... Awkward....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wont be wanking tomorrow unlike most of you sad cunt actually got a meet

I'm just back from a meet... Awkward...."

how was your dad ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wont be wanking tomorrow unlike most of you sad cunt actually got a meet

Probation officer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wont be wanking tomorrow unlike most of you sad cunt actually got a meet

Probation officer?

on a Saturday ? no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad that we pay for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sad that we pay for this

You're joking aren't you? Best fiver I've ever spent.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sad that we pay for this

You're joking aren't you? Best fiver I've ever spent.

don't worry about him, he's probably paied for a lot sadder things

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

shitfaced and still heavenly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jagerbombs this week?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"shitfaced and still heavenly

Well you've certainly performed a resurrection on this thread and it would probably take a miracle to make you go away...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?"

eerrr maybe

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

That shit'll kill ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

That shit'll kill ya"

it's ok I'm drinking it with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

Don't go fighting

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

That shit'll kill ya

it's ok I'm drinking it with "

Just drink Jager on its own. It doesn't need adulterating with cheap, sweet fizzed rot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

That shit'll kill ya

it's ok I'm drinking it with "

Step away from the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

Don't go fighting "

I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go fighting "

Said the roman to the judean people's frontists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go fighting

Said the roman to the judean people's frontists

The Romans, they are in their houses?!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Now fuck off!

He is the Messiah, I should know, I've followed a few..

Know how would you like us to fuck off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

Don't go fighting

I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar

Oh phil your not on that crazy shit again are you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

Don't go fighting

I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar

Oh phil your not on that crazy shit again are you?

I'm a nice person honestly I'm just misunderstood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jagerbombs this week?

eerrr maybe

Don't go fighting

I wish I could promise you I'm not going to, but I'd be a liar

Oh phil your not on that crazy shit again are you?

I'm a nice person honestly I'm just misunderstood

Did you say that to your psychiatrist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I told them ''I am the Messiah'' and they tried to lock me up so I legged it and ended up here

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...

you waited 2000 years and you get me

hows your luck lol

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...

you waited 2000 years and you get me

hows your luck lol "
im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over...

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"If you are Jesus we should nail you up again to be on the safe side

fucking judas

Nail you to the floor

yeah I don't remember the Romans putting a gimp mask on Jesus, Joe

You can be the New Messiah and we do stuff differently these days

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...

you waited 2000 years and you get me

hows your luck lol im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over...

quite just kneel before me

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...

you waited 2000 years and you get me

hows your luck lol im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over...

quite just kneel before me

in your fantasies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charity for an ex-lepor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't go fighting

Said the roman to the judean people's frontists

SPLITTERS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"2000 years for a second cumming, thats too bloody long...

you waited 2000 years and you get me

hows your luck lol im multi faith, and non denominational..i havent waited..hell froze over...

quite just kneel before me

in your fantasies..."

is that a maybe ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Still going with the knob chops?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?"

I wish I knew wtf that was

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was "

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?"

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself "

Try not to make too much mess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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[Removed by poster at 24/09/16 22:43:03]

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass "

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps "

haha you modest fucker you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself "

Sounds like your carer isn't earning their keep tonight!

Don't tell me they've forgotten to give you your crayons as well?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Sounds like your carer isn't earning their keep tonight!

Don't tell me they've forgotten to give you your crayons as well?"

the fuck dude your like Miss Honey's cheerleader ffs just ask her for anal already

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you "

You love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/09/16 23:13:02]

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it "

all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy, all drink and no play makes Phil a dull boy

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it

Lines huh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it

Lines huh? "

take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it

Lines huh?

take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now "

My sarcasm is lost here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it

Lines huh?

take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now

My sarcasm is lost here

it's not I'm just a d*unken twat lol now get in bath room and I'll smash the door in with an axe

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it

Lines huh?

take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now

My sarcasm is lost here

it's not I'm just a d*unken twat lol now get in bath room and I'll smash the door in with an axe

Sweet Jesus, best have an ambulance on standby then

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Still going with the knob chops?

I wish I knew wtf that was

Shouldn't you know, being the messiah and all?

at this point your god is about dribbling on himself

Try not to make too much mess

if I was so d*unk I'd kick your ass

You know that's a lie, lick perhaps

haha you modest fucker you

You love it

Lines huh?

take it you never seen the shining ?...I can't bum you now

My sarcasm is lost here

it's not I'm just a d*unken twat lol now get in bath room and I'll smash the door in with an axe

Sweet Jesus, best have an ambulance on standby then

and kick your back doors in lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

holy fuck I'm such a sweet talker lol

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

"Now fuck off!

No youre not, cos I fucked a lass and she kept calling me 'Jesus'.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"holy fuck I'm such a sweet talker lol "

Aren't you just

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"holy fuck I'm such a sweet talker lol

Aren't you just

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now fuck off!

Amazingly 98.97% of psychiatric in patients are the messiah as well

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now fuck off!

Amazingly 98.97% of psychiatric in patients are the messiah as well"

my care-worker agrees with you

but I plan on taking them out as I'm sure their really a reptilian, I just need to rip their flesh off to find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op seems to have a god complex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are also (a) Bigus Dickus!

He has a wife you know.

She is called inconentia buttocks

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

only interested in those who can make me cum more than twice..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dads been putting on quite a show with lightening of late

If u speak to yer old man any chance could ease up on the rain though and turn summer back on

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