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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

Firstly, pardon my language/Scottish but

Aww for f*ck sake!!

Secondly, popcorn

That is all (for now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

Your one of plenty im affraid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door."

Irony

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

Firstly, pardon my language/Scottish but

Aww for f*ck sake!!

Secondly, popcorn

That is all (for now)"

Popcorn is a must haha,

Op im confused as to where your located ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fab....offers so much promise but delivers not much. You are one of many many guys on this site I'm afraid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Burminmgham

Is this a new island appeared in the british isles ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

Firstly, pardon my language/Scottish but

Aww for f*ck sake!!

Secondly, popcorn

That is all (for now)

Popcorn is a must haha,

Op im confused as to where your located ? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Irony "

I've heard he's a right arsehole! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The lack of patience, basic manners, no conversational ability beyond "Want to fuck?" "When you wanna meet?", "Why won't you meet me on your own?" and a whole range of other really banal, repetitive and quite frankly irritating messages we receive from the overwhelming majority of guys on Fab really have jaded our view of single guys. I daresay it's far worse for single women.

In short it's all your own faults for being a bunch of testosterone fueled fiends that would fuck a cigarette burn in a fur coat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Irony

I've heard he's a right arsehole! Lol "

Classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

Op - bless you. You will soon come to realise this has become mainly a chat site nowadays - not one for meeting. It used to be great but you've missed the boat by about 2 years.

No idea why it's gone crap and dare mention it and the forumites will annihilate you and continue pretending everything is okay.

Personally, I`m assuming the site has been bought by a conglomerate of club owners because the only advice ever dished out is "go to a club" - erm... no thanks, can't stand the cattle markets generally full of fat, pervy, old men!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Another single male who obviously thought just joining would make them knee deep in pussy.

A one line profile really is going to get the ladies knickers dropping for you I can hear the echo from here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do agree with the profile pic thing

Op you look like you are about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2016

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

Op - bless you. You will soon come to realise this has become mainly a chat site nowadays - not one for meeting. It used to be great but you've missed the boat by about 2 years.

No idea why it's gone crap and dare mention it and the forumites will annihilate you and continue pretending everything is okay.

Personally, I`m assuming the site has been bought by a conglomerate of club owners because the only advice ever dished out is "go to a club" - erm... no thanks, can't stand the cattle markets generally full of fat, pervy, old men!"

Annihilation has commenced!

Exterminate, exterminate!!

(read in dalek voice for full effect)

On the subject of clubs, I agree! I'm not interested in helping people make money from exploiting horny single males lol

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Yes, you are the only person OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you are the only person OP "

Is he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Natural selection, OP.

If you aren't smart enough to work out how to make this site work for you, then leave.

Harsh, but sick to death of entitled folk whining about being unable to get laid because they have insufficient intelligence to create a decent profile and carry it through in their online presence.

Try Grinder or Tinder or whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of patience, basic manners, no conversational ability beyond "Want to fuck?" "When you wanna meet?", "Why won't you meet me on your own?" and a whole range of other really banal, repetitive and quite frankly irritating messages we receive from the overwhelming majority of guys on Fab really have jaded our view of single guys. I daresay it's far worse for single women.

In short it's all your own faults for being a bunch of testosterone fueled fiends that would fuck a cigarette burn in a fur coat! "
. Dont be holding back now lol ,..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of patience, basic manners, no conversational ability beyond "Want to fuck?" "When you wanna meet?", "Why won't you meet me on your own?" and a whole range of other really banal, repetitive and quite frankly irritating messages we receive from the overwhelming majority of guys on Fab really have jaded our view of single guys. I daresay it's far worse for single women.

In short it's all your own faults for being a bunch of testosterone fueled fiends that would fuck a cigarette burn in a fur coat! . Dont be holding back now lol ,.."

I am....I stopped just short of suggesting compulsory neutering for you all

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he "

Pick a day, any day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont be hasty now ,...... I need them bits.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

When you find mature wemen let me know what they are please.

And that profile pic it's a bit Kevin and Perry

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By *MaleMan
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

@24 you should be doing well outside of swingers websites

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

when i see this type of post the first thing i think is "has this person done everything in their power to help themselves?"

and as per normal... the answer is "nope!".....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I do agree with the profile pic thing

Op you look like you are about to drop the hottest mixtape of 2016"

I can't stop laughing at this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t "

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find mature wemen let me know what they are please.

And that profile pic it's a bit Kevin and Perry "

Rinsinnn!!

All I wanna do is do it! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day "

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!"

quite down Poindexter

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Hertford


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "
A profile usually needs to be detailed and highly informative just to attract attention.Even that only gets you to the starting point of the race.

On fab you need to constantly evaluate yourself and target the correct market.

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By *my-blackTV/TS
over a year ago

Poole


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

when i see this type of post the first thing i think is "has this person done everything in their power to help themselves?"

and as per normal... the answer is "nope!"....."

Cheers, this sums up perfectly what I wanted to say

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West


"The lack of patience, basic manners, no conversational ability beyond "Want to fuck?" "When you wanna meet?", "Why won't you meet me on your own?" and a whole range of other really banal, repetitive and quite frankly irritating messages we receive from the overwhelming majority of guys on Fab really have jaded our view of single guys. I daresay it's far worse for single women.

In short it's all your own faults for being a bunch of testosterone fueled fiends that would fuck a cigarette burn in a fur coat! "

Oh so beautifully put. Many of us feel like that x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"When you find mature wemen let me know what they are please.

And that profile pic it's a bit Kevin and Perry

Rinsinnn!!

All I wanna do is do it! Lol "

Oh eyeball Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx "

Just putting this out there, one of them is my birthday

Now don't y'all get too quick with all the offers you're going to throw at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no sex here lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter "

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find mature wemen let me know what they are please.

And that profile pic it's a bit Kevin and Perry

Rinsinnn!!

All I wanna do is do it! Lol

Oh eyeball Paul "

Oh look! It's ginga pubes and sad act! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh there are plenty of others. They think making a thread will make it all ok too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you would be better off going UNLOS, OP..

you might have a better chance in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had great chats on here....funny messages and great meets....the meets we have had are mostly down to the chat and I must admit it's the random/banter ones that I prefer.....I tend not even to look at the profile and Mr A decides on the males that we meet......I'm not sure how many other couples go by this policy but it works for me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really struggling... it's so depressing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the same boat too Mitus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all in the first message OP You gotta get a hook Then reel um in...... its a fun challenge

You'll get there. To easy just wouldn't be as much fun

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"When you find mature wemen let me know what they are please.

And that profile pic it's a bit Kevin and Perry

Rinsinnn!!

All I wanna do is do it! Lol

Oh eyeball Paul

Oh look! It's ginga pubes and sad act! Lol"

That is no way to talk about the other forum posters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's fab....offers so much promise but delivers not much. You are one of many many guys on this site I'm afraid. "

Unless ya a couple..I'm honestly thinking of retirement from the swinging game now I'm at the T-O-P top

All ya need is a fit bird and quazifuckinmodo could get it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends "

just the one ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patience is the key lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of patience, basic manners, no conversational ability beyond "Want to fuck?" "When you wanna meet?", "Why won't you meet me on your own?" and a whole range of other really banal, repetitive and quite frankly irritating messages we receive from the overwhelming majority of guys on Fab really have jaded our view of single guys. I daresay it's far worse for single women.

In short it's all your own faults for being a bunch of testosterone fueled fiends that would fuck a cigarette burn in a fur coat! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

Op - bless you. You will soon come to realise this has become mainly a chat site nowadays - not one for meeting. It used to be great but you've missed the boat by about 2 years.

No idea why it's gone crap and dare mention it and the forumites will annihilate you and continue pretending everything is okay.

Personally, I`m assuming the site has been bought by a conglomerate of club owners because the only advice ever dished out is "go to a club" - erm... no thanks, can't stand the cattle markets generally full of fat, pervy, old men!"

I don't do clubs either, I don't like them either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're not the only one, do a search for your subject in the forums or variations to it, and you'll find 100s of single guys having the same moan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

We are genuinely shocked that women aren't throwing their knickers at you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im more than happy being entertained by the forums if im honest, sex has become on of the least things on my mind but when my little candle is lit again

FireWorks

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By *espectful 1Man
over a year ago

DY8


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door."

Well is mine any good, guidance please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When you find mature wemen let me know what they are please.

And that profile pic it's a bit Kevin and Perry

Rinsinnn!!

All I wanna do is do it! Lol

Oh eyeball Paul

Oh look! It's ginga pubes and sad act! Lol

That is no way to talk about the other forum posters "

Well they have posted threads tonight

So I hear...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?"

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Well is mine any good, guidance please "

I think you need to use 1st August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Well is mine any good, guidance please "

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Well is mine any good, guidance please

No."

Ha! ZING!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them "

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

There are plenty that do, plenty that don't.

Same for all denominations here, not restricted to single men.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak to a moderator on chat...they'll fuck you off too.....count to ten merci, count to ten

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat "

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx "

Yeap. I'm free on all those days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t"

I don't troll! I just merely poke people with sticks

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By *ohnnyDepth30Man
over a year ago

London Bridge

Change your mind frame .. your luck will change if you want it to .just dont give up. Jackhammer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

I don't troll! I just merely poke people with sticks "

That's the definition of trolling, isn't it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t"

Wahey! I was going to suggest a takeout as in an SAS style invasion of his house in a bid to "take him out" lol

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By *espectful 1Man
over a year ago

DY8


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Well is mine any good, guidance please

I think you need to use 1st August "

Now I'm lost what's the 1st August all about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Well is mine any good, guidance please

I think you need to use 1st August

Now I'm lost what's the 1st August all about "

Your speedo pic I believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

I don't troll! I just merely poke people with sticks

That's the definition of trolling, isn't it? "

hush don't tell her I'm trying to act all innocent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The lack of patience, basic manners, no conversational ability beyond "Want to fuck?" "When you wanna meet?", "Why won't you meet me on your own?" and a whole range of other really banal, repetitive and quite frankly irritating messages we receive from the overwhelming majority of guys on Fab really have jaded our view of single guys. I daresay it's far worse for single women.

In short it's all your own faults for being a bunch of testosterone fueled fiends that would fuck a cigarette burn in a fur coat! "

Lmao yes I would fuck a cigarette in a fur coat........ OK maybe not, just stick to the clubs myself. I do chat to a few lovely ladies on here but never expect a meet or a social. To be honest I that all single males have the same problem getting meets. It's out own fault that we can't. I have seen what some men think is excepable messages. Just because it's a swingers site does not give people the right to be rude, crude, disrespectful, demanding and just plain awful too couples and single ladies. Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

Yeap. I'm free on all those days "

The 17th would be better though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

Wahey! I was going to suggest a takeout as in an SAS style invasion of his house in a bid to "take him out" lol"

''hides in the dark rubbing shoe polish on my face''

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont fuck up ....huck up !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

Wahey! I was going to suggest a takeout as in an SAS style invasion of his house in a bid to "take him out" lol

''hides in the dark rubbing shoe polish on my face'' "

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

There is precisely Jack Schitt on your profile.

Words mean things and women absolutely DO read those words.

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over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you! "

No need to take his head off.

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over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

Wahey! I was going to suggest a takeout as in an SAS style invasion of his house in a bid to "take him out" lol

''hides in the dark rubbing shoe polish on my face''

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you! "

sorry twig boy I'm here to stay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

I don't troll! I just merely poke people with sticks

That's the definition of trolling, isn't it?

hush don't tell her I'm trying to act all innocent "

Ah ok crack on. Think you might be sussed though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

No need to take his head off. "

He does wholly deserve it, to be fair

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By *eshzMan
over a year ago

0151

OP I feel sorry for you already for even asking the question haha. I won't be harsh with you... here are some pointers:

1) Check out the many single and couple profile write-ups here, you will see a pattern on what a good profile looks like. feel free to ask for feedback, but have a slightly thick skin because the feedback will be good but it won't be tailored to sooth your ego.

2) Have some good pictures of yourself, One cock and One torso pic unfortunately is not going to cut it for many. Again refer to point number 1.

3) Check out the event section and find out if there are any social meet-ups occurring near where you live, attend it, mingle and make friends and let people get to know you and you get to know them. It's a good place to break into the scene.

4) Attend swinging clubs (Don't go in looking for just a shag, go in mix around, make friends and have a good time, the sex should follow).

5) Don't get desperate, it's an undesirable trait and you're only 24.

6) Read point 1 to 5 again.

Hope this helps OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

No need to take his head off.

He does wholly deserve it, to be fair"

I didn't read the entire thread.

Shit..I used to spot this shit a mile off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

No need to take his head off.

He does wholly deserve it, to be fair"

Thanking you ms woo!

I think you'll find I'm firm but fair Mr thump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

No need to take his head off.

He does wholly deserve it, to be fair"

yeah I do to be honest but it don't matter, I never let what some random stranger/tosspot online says get under my skin

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"You need the right profile pic then they'll be knocking on your door.

Well is mine any good, guidance please

I think you need to use 1st August

Now I'm lost what's the 1st August all about

Your speedo pic I believe "

They are quite something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

No need to take his head off.

He does wholly deserve it, to be fair

I didn't read the entire thread.

Shit..I used to spot this shit a mile off. "

A schoolboy error, Mr thump!

The ball is in your court sir, now is your time to shine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I think you'll find I'm firm but fair Mr thump "

I didn't read the entire thread.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others

nope your all alone even I've had meets off here and I'm a right c..t

Biggest one I've ever known

I'll say it to your face one day with much venom!!

quite down Poindexter

With a throat punch for good measure from all of your fab friends

just the one ?

Perhaps you need to ask the forums who wants to punch you and I will deliver them

couldn't you deliver me a takeout instead ? as like the OP I can't get any meat

Such a shame. Serves you right for a trolling c**t

I don't troll! I just merely poke people with sticks

That's the definition of trolling, isn't it?

hush don't tell her I'm trying to act all innocent

Ah ok crack on. Think you might be sussed though

"

He is sussed. Silly boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Good idea! You stay there in the dark and don't make any noise then they won't find you!

And we won't have to listen to you!

No need to take his head off.

He does wholly deserve it, to be fair

I didn't read the entire thread.

Shit..I used to spot this shit a mile off.

A schoolboy error, Mr thump!

The ball is in your court sir, now is your time to shine!"

hahaha

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

Yeap. I'm free on all those days

The 17th would be better though "

*jumps up and own in the air clapping hands, I have a date xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I the only person on here that can't get a meet or is there others "

No..it's not just you. Many make the same mistakes as you. Lack of effort and not treating your target audience as sentient human beings.

Also the fact you are a young, non accommodating smoker many assume you still live with your mum..which is a bit of a turn off.

Do your research...relax, work out how to sell yourself..and crack one off before you message anyone..ladies can smell desperate you know.

Good luck fella

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

Yeap. I'm free on all those days

The 17th would be better though

*jumps up and own in the air clapping hands, I have a date xx "

You have more then a date licks my lips xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP get your wang out; never fails...

oh and good luck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

Yeap. I'm free on all those days

The 17th would be better though

*jumps up and own in the air clapping hands, I have a date xx

You have more then a date licks my lips xx "

*goes into meltdown mode xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In other news, I love reading the newest posts on this kind of thread and seeing ones from people who clearly haven't read the posts nearer the bottom! They offer the op genuine, probably sound advice among the utter bollocks that everyone else hijacks the thread with lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To OP,

I think it's just a numbers game.

If you stand out, be polite, don't appear "entitled", offer something the couple/female want then you will likely have more results.

Don't get disheartened just use rejections etc as learning experience to "hone" your skills.

Good luck.

Being on a swingers site does guarantee lots of sex, it just improves your chances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

Yeap. I'm free on all those days

The 17th would be better though

*jumps up and own in the air clapping hands, I have a date xx

You have more then a date licks my lips xx

*goes into meltdown mode xx "

Why the look lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP I feel sorry for you already for even asking the question haha. I won't be harsh with you... here are some pointers:

1) Check out the many single and couple profile write-ups here, you will see a pattern on what a good profile looks like. feel free to ask for feedback, but have a slightly thick skin because the feedback will be good but it won't be tailored to sooth your ego.

2) Have some good pictures of yourself, One cock and One torso pic unfortunately is not going to cut it for many. Again refer to point number 1.

3) Check out the event section and find out if there are any social meet-ups occurring near where you live, attend it, mingle and make friends and let people get to know you and you get to know them. It's a good place to break into the scene.

4) Attend swinging clubs (Don't go in looking for just a shag, go in mix around, make friends and have a good time, the sex should follow).

5) Don't get desperate, it's an undesirable trait and you're only 24.

6) Read point 1 to 5 again.

Hope this helps OP.

"

Thanks for the help

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

To those that actually gave some good advice thank you to ever one else bye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ehm dunno. I'm doing fine thanks . Good luck

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Yes, you are the only person OP

Is he

Pick a day, any day

October

1st

2nd

3rd

4th

5th

xx

Yeap. I'm free on all those days

The 17th would be better though

*jumps up and own in the air clapping hands, I have a date xx

You have more then a date licks my lips xx

*goes into meltdown mode xx

Why the look lol xx "

Cos I'm not too sure what to expect off a Jawdee lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op it aint click n fuck.

Needs effort. Be on the forums share the banter show these lovely people your personality and you will get noticed.

Ive not been here long but go with the flow dont put pressure on amd you will be ok.

Local club always works well too.

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