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Are white van men the worst drivers?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Why do they always drive so close to the vehicle in front ? Is it in the manual for learning to drive one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes but some are as FaF wouldn't mind a bump or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's an art form to drive 3mm away from the car in front.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if there is a female jogger running past.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends if there is a female jogger running past. "

For the van driver not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse they could all drive merc BMW and Audi cars when not in the van and try to own the whole road while overtaking 30 cars at a time

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By *omez42Man
over a year ago

gloucester

I drive a white van and an Audi

I'll get my coat!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Could be worse they could all drive merc BMW and Audi cars when not in the van and try to own the whole road while overtaking 30 cars at a time"

Only 30?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drive a white van and an Audi

I'll get my coat!"
lol do u drive along the a15 Lincolnshire if not u might be absolved lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse they could all drive merc BMW and Audi cars when not in the van and try to own the whole road while overtaking 30 cars at a time

Only 30? "
well in me little punto hard to see any further ahead lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a vile stereotype! I can as close as 2mm

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By *andi_shopWoman
over a year ago

rotherham


"Could be worse they could all drive merc BMW and Audi cars when not in the van and try to own the whole road while overtaking 30 cars at a time"

Oh dear sounds like I'm a dickhead driver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This is a vile stereotype! I can as close as 2mm "

Were you behind me today?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a vile stereotype! I can as close as 2mm

Were you behind me today?"

I wish@

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's usually because I'm working and the single occupant driver is spending too much time checking their hair or in the mirror and swearing at me than concentrating on driving properly. Given we're on the road alot more and our vans are important to us I'd say we were better than the average driver.

I drive a Citroën relay and ride a kawasaki 500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse they could all drive merc BMW and Audi cars when not in the van and try to own the whole road while overtaking 30 cars at a time

Oh dear sounds like I'm a dickhead driver "
no just some are but usually impatient types in suits that you think shit i best brake coz u r going to cause a pile up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's Honda civic type R drivers. If someone is going to cut me up/try and force me off the road/make me want to kill everyone...they will be driving a Honda civic. Bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pensioners that force hgvs into the middle lane to overtake at 60 are the worse drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mouth breathing morons who hog the middle lane doing 60 in clapped out Corsa's.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

In my experience of driving, BWM and Audi drivers are probably the ones you have to watch out for. In Winter, any large 4 x 4. Their drivers think they are invincible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had hundreds of white vans..yes I beep all the time..shout oi oi outta the window and drive like a getaway driver on a mission...

My weapon of choice..Ford Transit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mouth breathing morons who hog the middle lane doing 60 in clapped out Corsa's."

Was in a corsa turbo recently that was so fast it made me feel wonky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I drive a white van and an Audi

I'll get my coat!"

same here but everyone else is a crap driver

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By *espectful 1Man
over a year ago

DY8

Don't think the white van drivers are the worst, some are quite courteous

Speaking as a professional driver

I think the worst label goes to Audi drivers,

as it seems that all the speed,aggresive,arrogant merchants have been cloned and signed up to them

Even some BMW and Mercedes drivers seem to have some basic road sence lately

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

A fit young chap came round to mine tonight.

We're going at it hammer and tongs in the living room, when there is a rap at the door.

I ignore it and let him carry.

Few mins later and more rapping,

(No, I'm thinking, I have not given my address to any other guy tonight.)

Anyway, I climb off him, peep through the spy hole and there is a shaven headed, masculine guy of the sort I like.

I'm thinking, blimey!

Go back into the living and pick up where we left off.

Rap, rao, rap.

FFS!

Right, fix hair, fix lippy, pull skirt down, and answer the door.

"Excuse me, is that your van?"

There is a great big white van parked outside mine and it is blocking the traffic from getting past.

Well, I know its not mine, I don't have a vehicle.

I ask himself and he seems to know nothing.

So I tell Mr Bruce Willis I cannot help, close the door and get back on the couch.

Well, one thing leads to another etc etc etc

We're chatting as he gets dressed.

And he tells me it is his wihte van.

Lordy!

I must say I was really quite pleased he did not get up and go to move it.

Passion killer that would've been.

Very sexy guy, super body and made me moan over and over again.

I'll be thinking of white van man in a new light now,

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've got a white be camper ... Couldn't get close to the back of a car of I tried

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By *riefcase_WankerMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I find that although Audi drivers tend to be the worst collective (ironic, given that not-so-subtle dig at BMW drivers a few years back who remembers this advert? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pIQ-283wKgg) the worst offenders have to be Porsche Cayenne drivers...especially if they're knocking around in one ten years old.

Give those fuckers a wide berth every time

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

isnt it strange how every one else is the bad driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no it is taxis bus drivers bikes and grannies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White van men can't jump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Could be worse they could all drive merc BMW and Audi cars when not in the van and try to own the whole road while overtaking 30 cars at a time"

Got to do something on their days off!

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