FabSwingers.com forum: Buying treats

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Had a strange amount of messages lately from guys wanting to buy me things, now normally I just delete but yesterday I was bored so I started asking what kind of treats they were thinking of exactly.

Every one was sexy undies or toys...how is that a treat? I don't want a stranger choosing what dental floss they want to see up the crack of my arse thankyou very much.

Surely what they mean to say is they want to treat themselves to new underwear and hope they can find someone who will let them rip it off them.

A treat to me would be a big bottle of wine I don't have to share after a hard day or a new snuggly hoody or similar....not at all sexy but given with thought.

It's like when people buy Christmas prezzies that are their taste instead of yours but then you can't re wrap it and give it back to them so you are stuck with it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red or white wine

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Why don't you just put in your status what you would actually like and see what happens, plenty of others do........."damn! My irons just broken"...cue the hundreds of messages of i'll buy you a new one

I'll buy you an iron

I'll buy you a new iron

I'll buy you an iron

I'll buy you an iron for a mere sniff of your clacker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Had a strange amount of messages lately from guys wanting to buy me things, now normally I just delete but yesterday I was bored so I started asking what kind of treats they were thinking of exactly.

Every one was sexy undies or toys...how is that a treat? I don't want a stranger choosing what dental floss they want to see up the crack of my arse thankyou very much.

Surely what they mean to say is they want to treat themselves to new underwear and hope they can find someone who will let them rip it off them.

A treat to me would be a big bottle of wine I don't have to share after a hard day or a new snuggly hoody or similar....not at all sexy but given with thought.

It's like when people buy Christmas prezzies that are their taste instead of yours but then you can't re wrap it and give it back to them so you are stuck with it lol"

Don't you just block anyone trying to bribe you for sex?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oo my car could do with a service!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow I've never ever had that even on my single profile

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had my singles profile one bloke offered to pay for me to go on holiday with him. He even said my FB at the time could come too. I politely declined....

Nell

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By *atcherwankerMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

On the other side of the coin, I got chatting to a lovely young lady once, mid conversation she sent me a link to her amazon wishlist.

Yeah, off you fuck, treacle.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"On the other side of the coin, I got chatting to a lovely young lady once, mid conversation she sent me a link to her amazon wishlist.

Yeah, off you fuck, treacle. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every one was sexy undies or toys...how is that a treat? I don't want a stranger choosing what dental floss they want to see up the crack of my arse thankyou very much.

Surely what they mean to say is they want to treat themselves to new underwear and hope they can find someone who will let them rip it off them.

A treat to me would be a big bottle of wine I don't have to share after a hard day or a new snuggly hoody or similar....not at all sexy but given with thought.

It's like when people buy Christmas prezzies that are their taste instead of yours but then you can't re wrap it and give it back to them so you are stuck with it lol"

A hoody is something I would expect from a husband of boyfriend ....the presents offered were appropriate from someone you've been messaging on a sex site that doesn't know you that well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen the items some single fems get. Designer bags,shoes,clothes. All paid for through paypal.

Never even meet the fools that pay for them

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ive seen the items some single fems get. Designer bags,shoes,clothes. All paid for through paypal.

Never even meet the fools that pay for them "

Where can one find the people who send such gifts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oo my car could do with a service!

Just your car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd do anything for a can of K cider right now.

anyone?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Why don't you just put in your status what you would actually like and see what happens, plenty of others do........."damn! My irons just broken"...cue the hundreds of messages of i'll buy you a new one

I'll buy you an iron

I'll buy you a new iron

I'll buy you an iron

I'll buy you an iron for a mere sniff of your clacker

Iron Man is a film

Iron Woman is a command

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Every one was sexy undies or toys...how is that a treat? I don't want a stranger choosing what dental floss they want to see up the crack of my arse thankyou very much.

Surely what they mean to say is they want to treat themselves to new underwear and hope they can find someone who will let them rip it off them.

A treat to me would be a big bottle of wine I don't have to share after a hard day or a new snuggly hoody or similar....not at all sexy but given with thought.

It's like when people buy Christmas prezzies that are their taste instead of yours but then you can't re wrap it and give it back to them so you are stuck with it lol

A hoody is something I would expect from a husband of boyfriend ....the presents offered were appropriate from someone you've been messaging on a sex site that doesn't know you that well x"

But I haven't been messaging them, these are unsolicited messages from random strangers. Besides it would be easier to find a hoody to fit me than a bra that fits my wonky boobs

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