FabSwingers.com forum: love eggs

By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

ok, heres the thing... I got some love eggs for easter.. ( would rather have had chocolate ones but hey ho"!)

any how.... i lubed them , inserted them.. walked around with them in...(just) and well they did nothing for me...

am i doing something wrong????????

any advice tips..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ok, heres the thing... I got some love eggs for easter.. ( would rather have had chocolate ones but hey ho"!)

any how.... i lubed them , inserted them.. walked around with them in...(just) and well they did nothing for me...

am i doing something wrong????????

any advice tips..

Get yourself a wireless remote control vibrating love egg now that is fun

We have a friend who's hubby got her one and like you when she popped it in it did nothing for her and after 10 mins or so she had forgot it was inside her as she was rushing about trying to get out the house to pick her son from school and she had us in fits of laughter when she told us the brisk walk to school made all the difference and by the time she got to school she was a wreck

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Turn them on?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

open ya legs and cough

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"open ya legs and cough

just make sure no one is in the line of fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

they dont do anything for me either...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i have the remote control ones, and when the remote is on the wrong hands its verrrrrrrrrrrrry nice

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The normal ones did nothing for me either. Not planning on getting any remote control ones ive seen the consequences

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

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"ok, heres the thing... I got some love eggs for easter.. ( would rather have had chocolate ones but hey ho"!)

any how.... i lubed them , inserted them.. walked around with them in...(just) and well they did nothing for me...

am i doing something wrong????????

any advice tips..

Yeah, they did nothing for me either.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"The normal ones did nothing for me either. Not planning on getting any remote control ones ive seen the consequences

lol I have one that is set off by a mobile phone, I went shopping and the OH kept texting me to set it off....I thought it was broke as the thing wouldn't go off at all until I realised every other persons mobile signal was setting mine off too

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By *razydriver8 OP Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

thanks

well i am no quitter so gonna give them another try later today...

only in the intrest of fairness mind you....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hubby got me a remote control one but I must be doing something wrong as I cant feel anything. we went round tesco with him switching it on and off and absolutely nothing!!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Hubby got me a remote control one but I must be doing something wrong as I cant feel anything. we went round tesco with him switching it on and off and absolutely nothing!!"

But could you pick up Radio 1 with them in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do nothing for me either. But they did make peops laugh once in the chat room. I had them up and decided to pull them out for a tease. I use fanny flickers (HRT tablets that you flick up yer muff) anyhow I pulled the balls out and my HRT tablet was stuck to one of the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They do nothing for me either. But they did make peops laugh once in the chat room. I had them up and decided to pull them out for a tease. I use fanny flickers (HRT tablets that you flick up yer muff) anyhow I pulled the balls out and my HRT tablet was stuck to one of the balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had some and liked them! However first and only time I used them I left them in too long and swelled up.

Getting them out was painful!

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